Hey, I have a list of pretty exacting cabin change requests; if this is a lot for you, blame your newest inmate. 'Cause, uh-- this is for my cabin, but it's on her behalf, if that makes a difference or is something you consider relevant.

[What follows is a fairly extensive cabin model request, complete with visual aids. She notes that the size of the cabin should remain the same - that is, room-sized - but that a curtained sleeping loft should be added over by the windows, and that a couch and TV area should be added to the floor space that's no longer being occupied by her bed. She also asks for some nicer furniture and fixtures (no more wooden dresser that looks like it's been through fifty powerwashes or clip-on lamp that's being held up by an easel, yes french press and upgraded dining set), as well as some homey decorations.]