[Abel's understanding of magic is quite shaky, though with Vaggie's suggestion being a very fair and mildly humiliating consequence to bad behavior, he feels it is important to try his hand at making unconventional requests.]
Sir, I was wanting to request a condition be put in place in the gym if at all possible.
[He typed this out, give him a second as he reads off his computer so as not to get it wrong. This is draft 4, which he believes is hopefully the final draft.]
If an unsanctioned fight occurs in the gym, then the participant, in the case of one aggressor, or participants, in the case of multiple, be transformed into small, domestic cats for an hour as consequence for breaking the zero tolerance policy for fighting, and while transformed be invulnerable to prevent further violence.
[A small pause as he makes sure that was all of it.] Is...that doable?
Pre-breach request
Sir, I was wanting to request a condition be put in place in the gym if at all possible.
[He typed this out, give him a second as he reads off his computer so as not to get it wrong. This is draft 4, which he believes is hopefully the final draft.]
If an unsanctioned fight occurs in the gym, then the participant, in the case of one aggressor, or participants, in the case of multiple, be transformed into small, domestic cats for an hour as consequence for breaking the zero tolerance policy for fighting, and while transformed be invulnerable to prevent further violence.
[A small pause as he makes sure that was all of it.] Is...that doable?