Hello Admiral! Everything shipshape and Bristol fashion, I presume? Deck freshly swabbed, maties all aye-ayed, that sort of thing?

Please may I have a landing room for the TARDIS built into a wall in my bedroom? There's only just about enough room in there for her and she gets claustrophobic, you know she has these strange ideas about her size - I do tell her she's perfectly slim in the third dimension, but she never seems to believe me. Right now she only wants to land in my bathroom and then I can't get to the toilet. I'm sure you can see the problem.