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Ben Hargreeves ([personal profile] hauntedcalamari) wrote in [personal profile] bargemods 2021-01-30 02:01 am (UTC)

So Renfield's cabin is basically unfit for human habitation. He wants...

[Here Ben tries his best to recreate Renfield's rambling description of his preferred home.]

So, you know, spooky and Victorian. Probably some of that creepy hair art, four-poster bed, Pre-Raphaelite paintings of women who look dead and kind of annoyed about it? Maaaaybe a fake fireplace, just in case.

And, uh, I've seen these in a zoo once, and I think this might be good for the various living things aboard and him, could one wall be a Madagascar hissing cockroach habitat? That could function as a... vending machine? Spitballing here. Renfield gets bugs, everybody else gets to not worry about their critters?

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