Well, you aren't fooled by appearances, and you seem like you actually care about us. The Judge just wanted to punish people, and the Nurse just wanted us to act a certain way without actually changing for the better. And threatened to pick us up again if we lapsed. I'd call that better.

[There's a couple seconds' pause, then he sends another text.]

How come you wound up picking up so many version of me? If that's a thing you can answer. It might not be, but I've been wondering. I know Steve wonders about it a lot, too.