Oh, it's like a riddle, isn't it?

Hmmn.

Well, I suppose you could argue that you did let Jax's friend Opie slip off and that a patch is not a bad exchange for a person if it'll make him happy.

Or you could leave it to me and I could try transfiguring something, but that has the potential to end poorly because I've never been the best at calligraphy.

How good is your handwriting, by the way?