TLV - Admiral Requests

[bargemods]

ADMIRAL REQUESTS
New Admiral Request Page Found Here

Post your requests to the Admiral below (and also a note if you would specifically like that request to be rejected), and we will get to them in a timely manner. All Admiral requests (with the exception of Inmate resurrections) must go through this post, and their approval cannot be handwaved. Additionally, requests will only be granted to Wardens.

Unless otherwise specifically noted, all threads on this post are considered to be Private.

Though the Barge does not speak in any traditional way and is not reachable by communicator, it is sentient, and characters occasionally reach out to it via tapping on walls in Morse Code, spelling out messages in alphabet-letter fridge magnets, and other creative methods; if your character decides to try this, those messages may be dropped here as well!

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Comments

[whatthewrackspurt]

Oh, it's like a riddle, isn't it?

Hmmn.

Well, I suppose you could argue that you did let Jax's friend Opie slip off and that a patch is not a bad exchange for a person if it'll make him happy.

Or you could leave it to me and I could try transfiguring something, but that has the potential to end poorly because I've never been the best at calligraphy.

How good is your handwriting, by the way?

[bargemods]

I do not intend to argue any such thing.

If you cannot manage with all the people on board this ship to manifest a patch, Miss Lovegood, I'm not certain why you are here at all.

[whatthewrackspurt]

You know, you've been very out of sorts recently. Or it could be this is my first time asking for something, because I'm not really sure why you leave this channel open at all.

[bargemods]

For legitimate requests, Miss Lovegood.

Or perhaps it is a trap to test which unwary souls will attempt to use it.

[whatthewrackspurt]

I can help you come up with better riddles, if you like.

What if everyone who wanted something had to answer a puzzle?

[bargemods]

Then I suspect the inmates would be doomed.

[whatthewrackspurt]

You're being very pessimistic.

[bargemods]

I prefer to think of it as ironic.