Attention: This is the Admiral Speaking

[bargemods]

The following Wardens and Inmates have been paired:

Arkin O'Brien // themissingpiece → Jerry Dandrige // 400yearsofsurvival
Chris D'Amico // mistconduct → Loki Laufeyson // tricksandmischief
Scott McCall // semifreakingnormal → Clementine Chasseur // visetvires

Wardens should expect a file to be delivered to their cabins shortly. Please familiarize yourselves with the information therein and introduce yourself to your new Inmate as soon as possible.

Comments

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[mistconduct]

I don't have anything else. Unless you want my legs.

Fuck it, take the legs.

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[routemistress]

Oooh. Well, they are a magnificent set of legs.

Did 'e arrive with 'is cow hat?

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[mistconduct]

I think that could be classified as a weapon. You could poke someone's eye out with it.

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[routemistress]

Well then. Without 'is god hat 'e's just a pretty lad with some deeply questionable 'abits. I don't want 'im.

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[mistconduct]

...What if I made him a cow hat out of newspaper? Would you take him then?

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[routemistress]

Get 'im to sing show tunes wearing it and I'll consider it.

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[mistconduct]

You're on.