Attention: This is the Admiral Speaking

[bargemods]

The following Wardens and Inmates have been paired:

Arkin O'Brien // themissingpiece → Jerry Dandrige // 400yearsofsurvival
Chris D'Amico // mistconduct → Loki Laufeyson // tricksandmischief
Scott McCall // semifreakingnormal → Clementine Chasseur // visetvires

Wardens should expect a file to be delivered to their cabins shortly. Please familiarize yourselves with the information therein and introduce yourself to your new Inmate as soon as possible.

Comments

[Voice]

[punched_hitler]

Well, funny, 'cause I've got a whole long list of things that were his fault.

[Voice]

[mistconduct]

Oh good. So every time he starts up that shit, I can point to you and say "Captain America is calling you a liar."

[Voice]

[punched_hitler]

If you want. He knows it as well as I do.

[Voice]

[mistconduct]

What an obnoxious pile of shit.

[Voice]

[punched_hitler]

He thinks the world - the universe - owes him something.

In my experience, those are the people that are owed the least.

[Voice]

[mistconduct]

Thanks, Steve. You've given me an idea for my first warden-inmate exercise.

Re: [Voice]

[punched_hitler]

If I say you're welcome, I'm not going to regret it, am I?

[Voice]

[mistconduct]

Nah.

...I don't think so.

[Voice]

[punched_hitler]

I guess I'll just have to hope for the best.