TLV - Admiral Requests

[bargemods]

ADMIRAL REQUESTS
New Admiral Request Page Found Here

Post your requests to the Admiral below (and also a note if you would specifically like that request to be rejected), and we will get to them in a timely manner. All Admiral requests (with the exception of Inmate resurrections) must go through this post, and their approval cannot be handwaved. Additionally, requests will only be granted to Wardens.

Unless otherwise specifically noted, all threads on this post are considered to be Private.

Though the Barge does not speak in any traditional way and is not reachable by communicator, it is sentient, and characters occasionally reach out to it via tapping on walls in Morse Code, spelling out messages in alphabet-letter fridge magnets, and other creative methods; if your character decides to try this, those messages may be dropped here as well!

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[ukan]

Lark is requesting that Demona's powers be fully restored. He probably has a file full of examples of why she should be trusted with them.

[tucky]

Can you put a barrier between me and Hange so that we can't attack each other? Weapons should be included in it, too. I am going somewhere with this.

After Warden/Inmate Pairings 5/30

[anti_altruisms]

Admiral,

Could you please provide me with a file on my own life and experiences? I believe it will be helpful.

OOC note; pls do not grant, she's got a temp inmate for July already

[shamebat]

Hello? Admiral?

I have found myself an inmate I like very much. So if you could give him to me, I would like that.

Thank you!

cw gross??

[14thcommander]

Admiral! A brace of the freshest-killed chocolate covered cockroaches you can muster, please. Also perhaps a dozen of the rawest possible eggs?

I'm so sorry I blame Conway 1/2

[charlastan]

So, uh. Admiral. It's come to my attention that my Inmate's feeling pretty unheard lately! Something about how he "doesn't count" 'cause he's not a warden anymore. Which, if you ask me - a Warden - that ain't really gonna help the guy wanna graduate any faster.

Anyway, with that in mind I'm gonna be echoing everything he says in here from now on so it's got an official Warden Stamp of Approval from yours truly.

[And with that, Stan literally repeats Rhys word for word. He doesn't try to perfectly mimic his voice, and he audibly hesitates on words like "dude", but a point needs to be made here.]

Since you like crashing the boat into shitty murder planets anyway, how about you occasionally steer us to the places that people are actually going to have to go back too? Or that they might want to go back too, but won't be able to because your standards for rehabilitation only work in a place where they can't die.

Just saying, dude, not everyone's going to have five other princes and princesses and whatever on hand to plot out how they're going to politically arrange the powers of their world, like Hux did. Most of us would just be going home to die if we could make it home at all.

So, bring it into the program. Take a couple of stops in ports that people have to go home too, give them a chance to see if it is possible to survive back home after graduation, or if they have no choice but to be looking for somewhere else.

[gamjam]

Hi Admiral! It's Gortys.

Michael would like a Blues Ray player and a television, please!

Oh and also a copy of...gosh, what was it again...Office Friends?

[stormandwind]

Hello, Admiral. I have a few requests that would make the information in the library accessible to more people.

Firstly, I would appreciate it if more audio recordings of books were available, for those who either are illiterate or struggle to read.

Alternatively, if there are devices that could read the books aloud, or a way to make the communicators do so, that would suffice just as well.

I would also appreciate it if the print books could be converted to the font that is easier for those with dyslexia to read.

These measures would make the library a resource for everyone on board rather than arbitrarily limiting who can make full use of it.

lmao sorry...during the first two days of the event

[omniavincit]

Requesting the file on Dr. Harry Goodsir.

Thanks in advance.

[fork_off]

Thomas requests that he and Connor be paired permanently.

(ooc: this is not a formal pairing request, just in character)

[oh_no_matopoeia]

Could I have Double Trouble's power returned to them please?

[14thcommander]

Admiral: one, please change Betelgeuse into a human, let's say... baseline earth version, I suppose? Just a regular alive human, no powers, no gravy.

Two, when he changes back, please restore his levitation powers but if he tries to use them aggressively against other passengers, such as throwing objects for instance, make the objects he throws chase him and bump into him until he lands, then let them all drift gently to the ground, and if he tries it some other way... oooohhhhhhh... say he immediately floats to the ceiling and sticks there like a bug stuck in a web? Until he changes his mind about being aggressive, in which case he should float gently to the floor like a dandelion seed, then be free to levitate again.

Three, I'd like a tattoo gun, please.

[mothmansplaining]

So, about that deal.

Here's what I want. I want to be able to take people out of dimensions like Gravity Falls, like you do, and bring them to another dimension, like Hilda Spellman's. I don't want you to do it. I want to be able to do it myself.

Is that a deal you can grant?

[worstweasley]

Hello,

Could you give the Grandmaster back his 'melting stick', please?

Best,
A. Hux

[beejfu]

Hey Big Guy,

Weird to be writing to you now.

Could I have a kitchen? Rhys is gonna teach me how to make food.

[toten_sie]

[ after this post ]

Admiral, sir?

I hope this isn't out of bounds. I was told that I was allowed to speak to you directly, but if that isn't the case, I'm sorry.

But I did want to ask why it is that you don't bring us to places to try and help there. Misty gave me some ideas why and so did some of the othes, but I was curious if you had another reason.

It just seems like we go places and we can do whatever we want but I don't see how it would be a bad thing to make it a place where people could help even if it's small. I wouldn't think about trying to do big things.

[rustedpride]

Admiral. I would like to request both types of gear I own back home - the vertical maneuvering equipment and the anti-personnel vertical maneuvering equipment. Both for training and self-defense purposes.

One set has blades and one has guns, but I don't intend on using either on anyone in the Barge, of course.

[beejfu]

Hey ya boi, it's me, your demon.

Can I get this guy as my inmate? He seems like a great guy for a first-timer like yours truly.

[shadowsran]

Hello!

I wanted to wait until after everything cooled down, from-- you know, all that mess. [The Mirror Barge. Y'know.] And this I don't know if this is an overstepping ask, what the rules are on common areas, but could we get a pianola?

Could put it in the casino, sets kind of a gamble-y atmosphere and it's not like there's a ton of foot traffic, so there's space. Trade like, two slot machines.

[gofuckmyself]

Hey boss man, had a request for some new arcade games in the bowling alley.

[A text message follows:]

Dance Dance Rebellion
DJ Guy
House of Zombies
Pandora Drift
Tetris
Street Fighter 2

LMK if this is doable!

[shamebat]

Hello Admiral.

I will ask that you unlock my inmate's abilities but only when he is in my cabin. We are going to practice control together.

Also would you like to come by and watch? We have not spoken properly in person and I would like to extend you the invitation.

cw; casual drug use

[beejfu]

Hey, it's ya demon boi again!

Can we get some LSD on this boat? Orpheus wants to see colors.

[wildguardian]

I'd like to request a handgun and ammunition, sir. Ideally a 92-9 with two hundred rounds.

Oh, and if I could get a couple extra large bags of lollipops to go with that? I'm running low!

audio

[tetractys]

LUKE'S MY RESPONSIBILITY NOW, RIGHT? IF I CAN'T TAKE CARE OF HIM, OR IF I SAY HE'S NOT DOING ME ANY GOOD, YOU'LL STOP RESURRECTING HIM.

[It's been a long, long time since Bill has talked to the Admiral. Almost two years. He sounds just as bitter as he did when he asked for Luke's resurrection the first time, like for him this amount of time is basically nothing.

Things have changed since then. A lot of things. But the Admiral - he doesn't change. Law is inflexible, and rules don't change when circumstances do.]

[fork_off]

Please return Vlad Dracuala's flames to him.