TLV - Admiral Requests

[bargemods]

ADMIRAL REQUESTS
Old Admiral Request Page Found Here

Post your requests to the Admiral below (and also a note if you would specifically like that request to be rejected), and we will get to them in a timely manner. All Admiral requests (with the exception of Inmate resurrections) must go through this post, and their approval cannot be handwaved. Additionally, requests will only be granted to Wardens.

Unless otherwise specifically noted, all threads on this post are considered to be Private.

Though the Barge does not speak in any traditional way and is not reachable by communicator, it is sentient, and characters occasionally reach out to it via tapping on walls in Morse Code, spelling out messages in alphabet-letter fridge magnets, and other creative methods; if your character decides to try this, those messages may be dropped here as well!

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[deuceoftears]

Hello, Sir.

I need to leave for while, and I'd like to go to Edwin Cho Buck's version of his universe, as close to where he is as you can place me. I understand there may be limits on that.

I know you don't like people coming and going frivolously. I'd prefer to remain a warden and return shortly, but if it's necessary to remove me from the roster, I understand. In that case, could you transform Cho Hakkai's cabin into an exact version of mine, while retaining any unique items present in Hakkai's current cabin brought their after its first appearance? He'll confirm the request.

[bargemods]

I suppose I can hold your cabin for you for a little while.

You won't be able to call me at any moment for an extraction, you know. I'll check in with you when I can to see if you're ready to return, but I don't know how often that will be.

You'll be beyond my sphere. I might lose track of you entirely, even trying not to.

[chaos_drifter]

Hello, Admiral. Could I have a sun lamp for my cabin, capable of keeping a plant alive?

[bargemods]

Granted.

Trying to Talk to the Barge telepathy via cetra stuff

[planetdialup]

Hey...Barge. Is that your name? Barge?

I wasn't sure if this would work but...you've been through a lot lately. I wanted to say hi, and check in.

If you're okay with that.

Re: Trying to Talk to the Barge telepathy via cetra stuff

[bargemods]

[In return, Aerith won't get anything as specific as words, but she gets a sense of curiosity and well-being. The Barge feels relieved, now. Better than she was before.]

Backdated to 12-20, if possible

[supercompacted]

Hey, Admiral. I've got a bit of an unusual request for Cheradenine, my inmate for this month.

There's a chip of bone that he used to have near his heart, before he got a new body. Could you give him that chip?

Entirely possible!

[bargemods]

Hmm. Yes, I think I could manage that.

Granted.

[xangel]

Hey, Striker needs a dehumidifier and a full spectrum light for... simulated desert reasons. To be a lizard in. And a couple of potted cactuses, for morale reasons. Apparently the type of cactus doesn't matter unless it gets too big, but nothing with those nasty little spines that won't come out of your skin, I think? Just to be safe.

...If one of the cactuses could have a tiny cowboy hat that would be great, but I'll be honest, that last part's more for me.

[bargemods]

Granted.

[He'll get a couple of potted barrel cactus in his room to go with the light and humidity shifts.

One of them will in fact have a tiny cowboy hat.]

on their pairing day

[greatoldjohn]

Admiral, I'd like to return Ashton's ability to transform their own body into the shape they want, please.

...other than someone else on board, of course.

[ oocly, John has not read their file yet and does not know the extent of their abilities: in a practical sense, this will return the shapeshifting portions of Abilities of the Beast and the parts of Fleshcrafter that allow Ashton to change their appearance. No acid blood or change in effecting other people yet. ]

Re: on their pairing day

[bargemods]

Granted. Good luck, dear.

[onlyhearmusic]

I need an armband with materia slots for Yazoo. It's something from his world. If you don't know what that is, ask Vincent Valentine. [Because he has no idea. It's something for integrating the magical orbs of materia, whatever that means.]

[bargemods]

Hmm. Very well, granted.

[atowncalledtreffy]

Hello, you sad, sorry overworked demon.

Requesting a poster of Sephiroth. One of the pin-ups I see sometimes in other people's rooms.

[bargemods]

... Granted.

[No, don't give him details. He doesn't want to know.]

[coffinturk]

[ Around the time this happens, where Vincent is slated to step in and intervene to prevent murderin' or at least intense violence. Also, the OOC permanent pairing request cross reference for convenience. ]

Admiral. I know we're not allowed to request our permanent pairings. But I want you to consider my qualifications to be the permanent warden for Katie Slape before the next cycle. You don't need to respond to this message unless you have questions for me. I'll accept your decision.

If you choose to grant it, I'll continue with Kadaj as well until the end of the monthly rotation.

A couple of bundled backdated requests because Everything Happens So Much

[deuceoftears]

[Shortly after Shen Wei departed]

Hi, can we adjust Hakkai's cabin so that there's one additional room, according to these specifications? He'll co-sign.

[The attached specs in question are for a single hexagonal room with moderate square footage, a comfy chair and a bean bag, and reinforced walls of the same materials as Jedao's own cabin, and an internal door opening onto Hakkai's living room with the same locking mechanisms as Jedao's door, albeit with a much smaller governing grid.]


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[Shortly before Edwin's disappearance]

Hello, I'd like to request an ipod for Justine? Something with the music she's discovered from Fits that she likes already on it, and my playlist of favorite meditation mixes. And any tech she needs to add more music from the library, or to record from life performance.


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[After he returns from his hiatus, but before the Chromatique breach]

Could you please make it so that if Malcolm speaks to Justine again, all she can hear is that noise the teacher makes in Eiffel's Charlie Brown movies? Either in person or on the communicators. And if he writes about her in public on the communicators, she can only see a series of dinosaur emojis?

Thank you so much.

Re: A couple of bundled backdated requests because Everything Happens So Much

[bargemods]

[after Shen Wei's departure]

Hmm-- yes, very well.

[before Edwin's disappearance]

Granted. [She'll get an iPod loaded with the requested music, as well as a small handheld mp3 recorder and a compatible download cable that can plug the one into the other.]

[before the breach]

...Very well, granted.

Backdated to after CK attacks Hanna

[neverwaitslong]

Please make it so that Cat King cannot touch Hanna, with his body or any weapon.

And I'm not asking for this yet, but if they continue arguing and antagonizing each other, would you be willing to make it so he can't hear what Hanna says? I'd like to know my options.

Re: Backdated to after CK attacks Hanna

[bargemods]

Consider your current requested granted. And as for the hypothetical - yes, I could manage that.

[heyboss]

[Sheehan is running as he makes this request just after Max's rampage. He doesn't like running.]

Admiral, I need a - a tablet with - Superman, Batman, Lassie, Felix and Cat, Popeye, and Leave it to Beaver? All from the '50s.

And can you make it appear uh...on the elevator?

[bargemods]

Granted.

[greatoldjohn]

Admiral, can I request a new communicator for D'vana Tendi, please? You can deliver it straight to her, if that's easiest.

[bargemods]

What happened to the last--

Oh, very well. Granted.

[neverwaitslong]

Hello Admiral.

Will you please make it so the sound of a bell rings out whenever Cat King enters anyone else's cabin or touches their pets or belongings uninvited? If they could also be alerted on their communicator, that would be ideal.

[bargemods]

Hmm, really? ... Very well, granted.

[how much is this going to spam the communicators--]

[coffinturk]

Hello Admiral. I'd like to request a dress in Aerith's size. I have a drawing or I can describe it.

[ Effectively this dress. He will give an accurate description or somehow submit drawing. Can drawings/images even be submitted in a message? Well either way! ]

[bargemods]

[The Admiral accepts submissions of a variety of file types. He'll provide the dress as described, or drawn.]

Granted, dear.

[onlyhearmusic]

Can you get me one of these?

[Said as straight laced as he can while sending over a video file that looks like he recorded from some movie or other. It's of a "dancing flower" animatronic toy. Please don't ask.]

[bargemods]

Really?

Very well, granted.

[He had to ask.]

Forward dated to the 15th

[falkeditupagain]

Alrighty, so since you put me to work right away, I've got a list for you, no complaining since I'm being thorough, alrighty? And don't be surprised if I pop back in here for more.

[Hanna clears his throat, he's even written what he wants down, look at him.] If the Cat King has intent to harm someone and acts on it, he will be sentenced to 24 hours of barbie pink claw caps or irremovable nail polish and be shifted into a kitten for an hour with one of those zero-harm collars you give people's pets. I want this to stack, like he tries it repeatedly or even in kitten form, he's gotta learn to control himself, you know? And when it happens, I want a warning as well as a tracker to tell me how long that shit is going to last. Blah blah blah....self-defense clause put in there so he's not fucking defenseless, cause that's bullshit.

Next on the list, what ever he can normally smell of me, no he doesn't. I smell like calming cat pheromones to him now, not overwhelmingly so, just pleasant. It's for both our benefit, I promise.

Last on there, I guess Alexei wants to never see him again for preventative reasons, and I think that's entirely reasonable. Restraining order effective immediately, no sight, touch, taste, sound or smell of the Cat King for him, pretty please.

And if you can give my Cabin an update with some better lighting, less of a murder shower, that'd be great. Oh, and the floors and one of the walls chalk board material. Saves me time on scrubbing marker off the floor.

Any questions? Comments? Praise for me doing such a good fucking job right out of the gate?

Re: Forward dated to the 15th

[bargemods]

No complaints. I do appreciate a well-thought-out request.

... Or requests.

When you say self-defense clause, you mean that he can cause harm to others in his own defense, I assume?

Backdated to during the Alarm Shenanigans

[bythelight]

Hello, Admiral. Would it be possible to soundproof Astarion's room, and connect the shipwide alarms to a light inside so he's still aware should they be activated? Something red seems fitting. He tells me the light would wake him from a trance. If he could still hear should someone knock, or perhaps have a door buzzer, that would be sure nothing is missed.

Thank you for your time.

Re: Backdated to during the Alarm Shenanigans

[bargemods]

Ah. Yes, very well. I'll make sure that knocks can go through.

[onlyhearmusic]

Is there a chance of gettin' back those weapons you dismissed so easily? Tha ones in Trevor's room before- Can you give them ta me?

[bargemods]

As you are his warden, yes, you can ask for his weapons back.

Are you sure he's ready to have them?

[Normally he wouldn't ask, but this sure is fast after the demotion....]

[neverwaitslong]

Hello, Admiral. Would you please add another room to my cabin, off of the balcony, with glass doors and windows looking out to the balcony and water? Something like a small stone beach cottage, with a television and a soft couch and a kitchenette, and a bed big enough to be comfortable even when I have my tail. I take up more space that way, even if I don't stretch out.

[Someone needs a more human-hospitable room and a bit more space in her cabin since Taylor is moving in, along with a big dog and assorted smaller critters.]

[bargemods]

[apologies for the delay!]

Granted, dear.

Another backdated request, sorry!

[supercompacted]

Hi, Admiral! I'd like to request an electronic tablet and a stylus for Durge, please. If you could also make it so both the stylus and any pen could work with it, that'd be appreciated.

no worries!

[bargemods]

Oh? Hmm, all right. Granted.

backdated to the evening of the 15th

[falkeditupagain]

Hanna shouts at the ceiling, because he knows you can hear him, Admiral.

"Hey! Boss man, I'd like for the Cat King to regain his magical resistance back with the exception of my own magic if it would have protected him from it. As well as his truth spell, with the exception that it does not work if he does not have informed consent."

And since he's asking with an audience of his inmate, he'll quietly aside, "That sound good? Good."

"Thanks a bunch, chat with you later!"

Re: backdated to the evening of the 15th

[bargemods]

[On Hanna's communicator, a half minute or so later:]

Granted.

Audio

[falkeditupagain]

Alrighty, popping in here with a specific room request for his majesty, my inmate.

Let's scrap his old one, since he obviously didn't like it enough to not burn it to the ground anyways. If the new cabin could please have a cat-sized entrance only, the space will be low lit, like a cozy little cave with a heated cat bed, a water fountain and fancy, magical self-cleaning litter box.

[That sounds like a good enough start.] I know his teleportation is limited currently, but let's add his cabin as a place that he can reach from anywhere on the barge, one way ticket in, and an itemized list of what ever he puts inside notated on my warden item, please.

[He taps his chin, thinking it over in case he wants to add anything else.] Oh! Is it possible to add a drawer in my kitchen that's connected to his room? So like, if I want to give him something I can without having to stick my hand through the cat door?

Re: Audio

[bargemods]

I can't connect the drawer directly, but I could give you something that would teleport objects into his room when you closed it.

For everything else - granted.

backdated to shortly after the Shoes Flood

[deuceoftears]

Sir, could you please...repair the damage to Justine's mind that experiencing John's world caused her, and restore her memories of her own life. Please...fade the intensity of her flood memories to whatever extent is needed for her to proceed without relapsing or being otherwise mentally strained beyond her usual baseline.

[He THINKS that phrasing should be all good.]

Re: backdated to shortly after the Shoes Flood

[bargemods]

I... hmm.

You're sure that this isn't something that the infirmary could deal with?

Audio request

[inthebiblicalsense]

Sir, if I could get a weather-proof journal for Alexei Ulovich Solovyov that only he can read the contents of?

If you can, perhaps the cover can have myour cat Alex on it, sleeping on the couch? Just for personalization sake.

Re: Audio request

[bargemods]

Yes, you can. Granted.