TLV - Admiral Requests

[bargemods]

ADMIRAL REQUESTS
New Admiral Request Page Found Here

Post your requests to the Admiral below (and also a note if you would specifically like that request to be rejected), and we will get to them in a timely manner. All Admiral requests (with the exception of Inmate resurrections) must go through this post, and their approval cannot be handwaved. Additionally, requests will only be granted to Wardens.

Unless otherwise specifically noted, all threads on this post are considered to be Private.

Though the Barge does not speak in any traditional way and is not reachable by communicator, it is sentient, and characters occasionally reach out to it via tapping on walls in Morse Code, spelling out messages in alphabet-letter fridge magnets, and other creative methods; if your character decides to try this, those messages may be dropped here as well!

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Comments

[falkeditupagain]

[Just this face, dude. Also if that were at all true there is a huge leap from H to N.]

Adult. Next month...or I swear to god I'm going to start sealing child labor law posters all over the walls, dude. Just plaster them.

[bargemods]

[From N to N! The Nicos back to back. Alphabetically for just Hanna, specifically.]

I have faith in all my wardens, Mr. Cross, but rather especially the young ones.

[falkeditupagain]

Just to be clear, I think ever single one of them can do an amazing job, but they are kids, and the fact that they have to stick around here to get what ever they need is fucked.

If they've suffered to the point of needing a payout like you're offering at their age, I feel like they've already done enough to earn it before they've even arrived.

But what ever. You've got faith in them, so it makes it okay. Guess I'll go say hi to my new babysitter. Thanks for the chat, asshole.

[bargemods]

Anytime, petal.

[falkeditupagain]

[Yeah, that deserves a middle finger, or two even.]

Yeah, no.

Hanna Falk Cross to you, Captain Douchebag.

[Time to go annoy yet another teenager with some quality time. He's hanging up and adding some tick marks in the 'Admiral sucks' column.]