TLV - Admiral Requests

[bargemods]

ADMIRAL REQUESTS
New Admiral Request Page Found Here

Post your requests to the Admiral below (and also a note if you would specifically like that request to be rejected), and we will get to them in a timely manner. All Admiral requests (with the exception of Inmate resurrections) must go through this post, and their approval cannot be handwaved. Additionally, requests will only be granted to Wardens.

Unless otherwise specifically noted, all threads on this post are considered to be Private.

Though the Barge does not speak in any traditional way and is not reachable by communicator, it is sentient, and characters occasionally reach out to it via tapping on walls in Morse Code, spelling out messages in alphabet-letter fridge magnets, and other creative methods; if your character decides to try this, those messages may be dropped here as well!

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[text, right after port]

[routemistress]

WHAT DOYUO MEAN LETTING ARTHAS FUCK ME ABOUT LIKE HIS

UNACCEPTABLE

FUCK THIS

VIC: TORTOISE. DURATION BOYD'S DETAHTOLL

BULD COMMS INTO HIS SHELL I CAN'S FKNG PICK ANYTHING UP

MAKE MY COMMIMMAT INCORPOREAL CAN'T TOUCH

VIC: FULL POWER RESTORE PLS

[bargemods]

I'm sorry, what was all that? Could you speak up please, I've misplaced my glasses.

[routemistress]

sry hard tot ype mostly incorporeal

victor: tortoise for duration boyd's deathtoll

victor: full power restore

thassall

[bargemods]

Miss Wildthyme, you seem a little haint. Are you alright?

[voice]

[routemistress]

[There is some determined clattering as Iris drops her comm and manages to switch it to audio.]

NO, I'M NOT BLOODY WELL ALL RIGHT BUT NEVER MIND THAT, ALL RIGHT? I'M TRYING TO GET VIC SORTED!

[She has to pause to try and collect herself enough not to keep shouting.]

I need 'im to be a tortoise for as long as Boyd's deathtolling. Build 'is communicator into 'is shell for the duration, I'm not 'aving anyone nick it like last time.

I also need 'im restored to full power. Oh, can you upgrade my staser while you're at it? I need to be sure it'll knock 'im out regardless. 'E's resistant. Same for Babs and Venus.

[voice]

[bargemods]

All right, yes, fine. No need to shout.

Anything else? A moon, maybe? Another ship?

I don't enjoy this mood you get into when you've died, you know. You get very snippy.

[voice]

[routemistress]

Too right I'm snippy. I got made bloody undead and I don't like it one bit.

You ever tried to drink gin while you're incorporeal, Admiral? It doesn't go well.

[voice]

[bargemods]

I have, actually. It's all in the way you mix the drink.

[voice]

[routemistress]

Oh? Mind mixing me one I can drink without 'aving to wait to be solid again? I'm gagging for a drink 'ere.

[voice]

[bargemods]

If it will get you to calm down just a smidge.

[There sure will be a ghostly glass of gin waiting for Iris on her nightstand]

[voice]

[routemistress]

Best boss ever.