TLV - Admiral Requests

[bargemods]

ADMIRAL REQUESTS
New Admiral Request Page Found Here

Post your requests to the Admiral below (and also a note if you would specifically like that request to be rejected), and we will get to them in a timely manner. All Admiral requests (with the exception of Inmate resurrections) must go through this post, and their approval cannot be handwaved. Additionally, requests will only be granted to Wardens.

Unless otherwise specifically noted, all threads on this post are considered to be Private.

Though the Barge does not speak in any traditional way and is not reachable by communicator, it is sentient, and characters occasionally reach out to it via tapping on walls in Morse Code, spelling out messages in alphabet-letter fridge magnets, and other creative methods; if your character decides to try this, those messages may be dropped here as well!

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[darknessb4me]

An anbaric guillotine.

And work on that cabin change we requested last time, will you?

[bargemods]

Darling, do you really think I'm going to give you any kind guillotine?

[darknessb4me]

Do you think I'm going to coax people into standing still underneath it? It would be much easier to kill them in another way.

A Maystadt scalpel, then.

[bargemods]

Well, all right then.

[A scalpel made of foam shows up in his room. The Admiral is very giving.]

[darknessb4me]

This is not the kind that I specified.

Admiral, I am perfectly capable of severing our daemon without your help, but it will be very painful. Are you going to make it easier for us?

[bargemods]

Well if you're perfectly capable of removing your soul, then what are you wasting my time for?

[darknessb4me]

It is natural to avoid agony, is it not?

Do you care which of us lives or dies?

[bargemods]

Almost certainly.

[darknessb4me]

Are you going to give me the cabin I requested?

[bargemods]

Which was that, petal?

[darknessb4me]

The Halls of Reflection. It is the room I had when I first arrived.

[bargemods]

Is there a reason I'm not having this chat with your warden, dove?

[darknessb4me]

He's in a coma.

[bargemods]

I've plenty of time!

[darknessb4me]

The Halls of Reflection for my cabin. Yes or no?

[bargemods]

No, dove. Do try again when your warden's up and about, hm?