TLV - Admiral Requests

[bargemods]

ADMIRAL REQUESTS
New Admiral Request Page Found Here

Post your requests to the Admiral below (and also a note if you would specifically like that request to be rejected), and we will get to them in a timely manner. All Admiral requests (with the exception of Inmate resurrections) must go through this post, and their approval cannot be handwaved. Additionally, requests will only be granted to Wardens.

Unless otherwise specifically noted, all threads on this post are considered to be Private.

Though the Barge does not speak in any traditional way and is not reachable by communicator, it is sentient, and characters occasionally reach out to it via tapping on walls in Morse Code, spelling out messages in alphabet-letter fridge magnets, and other creative methods; if your character decides to try this, those messages may be dropped here as well!

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Comments

[tucky]

Why do we have an Admiral at all?

[bargemods]

Because a Lieutenant is too low in rank and anything higher would just be pretentious.

[tucky]

You know what I mean.

Do you really control everything?

[bargemods]

Everything everything?

I had no idea your concept of my powers was that lofty.

[tucky]

Everything here.

[bargemods]

Are you under the impression that you have no free will here, Miss Dogg-...Tiffany?

[tucky]

I got some.

[bargemods]

I believe free will is one of those 'all or nothing' concepts, my dear. And rest assured, you do have it. The tenants of the warden-inmate relationship depend on it.

Otherwise, I could reach into your thoughts and stop all of you from asking or requesting things of me. I'd just be able to know it already, wouldn't I?

[tucky]

Okay. Fine. Fine.

The floods and breaches and ports and people disappearing. Do you do all that stuff on purpose?

[bargemods]

Why would you have reason to believe it's done on purpose?

[tucky]

I just want a yes or a no.

[bargemods]

That's not all you want. Not by half.

[tucky]

No. But it's part.

[bargemods]

Tiffany, darling. You're one of my favorite wardens, but you do need to stop taking this as some personal affront. It was nothing of the sort.

[tucky]

I ain't taking it that way. I don't care if it was or not, I just wanna fix it.

And I wanna know if you sent her away on purpose - her or Scott or Clementine or any of 'em.

[bargemods]

One of the hardest lessons you'll learn here is that you can't fix everything, try as you might. I had to learn this too.

[tucky]

Does that mean you didn't do it on purpose?

[bargemods]

[A sudden clink of china-on silver, as the Admiral sighs]

Drat - spilled my tea. Hmm. I'll have to call you back, it's staining into the carpet.

[Click!]

[tucky]

[HATE!!!!!]