TLV - Admiral Requests

[bargemods]

ADMIRAL REQUESTS
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Post your requests to the Admiral below (and also a note if you would specifically like that request to be rejected), and we will get to them in a timely manner. All Admiral requests (with the exception of Inmate resurrections) must go through this post, and their approval cannot be handwaved. Additionally, requests will only be granted to Wardens.

Unless otherwise specifically noted, all threads on this post are considered to be Private.

Though the Barge does not speak in any traditional way and is not reachable by communicator, it is sentient, and characters occasionally reach out to it via tapping on walls in Morse Code, spelling out messages in alphabet-letter fridge magnets, and other creative methods; if your character decides to try this, those messages may be dropped here as well!

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Comments

[witness_this]

Admiral, is there a way I can request control of Tarkin's door locks? I need to shut him in his quarters for a period longer than zero can accommodate holding him.

[bargemods]

Trying to keep a closer eye, are we? Oh, I suppose that's doable.

[Possibly with a big fat lot that Furiosa gets a big fat key for. It might even be lockpick proof, but no telling till it's tested.]

[witness_this]

One more thing.

[It's time to get a little Blue Fairy Book with this nonsense.]

I need to specify the terms of a curse.

It's like in fairy tales, when someone has done wrong, and snakes, toads, and insects fall from their mouth when they speak, except I'd like it to be more specific. Could you please curse him so that the creatures appear when he speaks with intention to hurt? Smaller pests for snideness, through to more vicious and bigger creatures with a worse texture and taste if he tries to manipulate someone into doing physical harm to someone else.

Please let it be suspended every time he death tolls, so whoever kills him grants him a week's reprieve. Please let it end when he says something to genuinely try to help someone other than himself, out of a real desire to be kind. An honest good deed.

[bargemods]

Well that is specific, isn't it? Wherever did you get this idea?

[witness_this]

We've all been complaining, the whole year I've been here, that there's nothing anyone can do about the murders. It's true we don't have laws we can enforce with prison, and in most cities back home people just ostracize or execute each other, and we can't do either- so I got thinking about everything I'd ever learned about comeuppance, and decided the last thing we have is curses. In the stories my mother used to tell me, people who behave badly get exactly what's coming to them.

I'd like it if it didn't start until I let him know what's happening. Maybe as I let him out from behind this lock.

[bargemods]

I do enjoy when my passengers get creative. Very well, I'll see to your very exacting specifications.

[witness_this]

Thank you Admiral. Every part of this is considered.