TLV - Admiral Requests

[bargemods]

ADMIRAL REQUESTS
New Admiral Request Page Found Here

Post your requests to the Admiral below (and also a note if you would specifically like that request to be rejected), and we will get to them in a timely manner. All Admiral requests (with the exception of Inmate resurrections) must go through this post, and their approval cannot be handwaved. Additionally, requests will only be granted to Wardens.

Unless otherwise specifically noted, all threads on this post are considered to be Private.

Though the Barge does not speak in any traditional way and is not reachable by communicator, it is sentient, and characters occasionally reach out to it via tapping on walls in Morse Code, spelling out messages in alphabet-letter fridge magnets, and other creative methods; if your character decides to try this, those messages may be dropped here as well!

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Comments

[tetractys]

AW, I'M NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP EITHER, BIG GUY.

BUT I DO NEED DVD COPIES OF ALL THIRTEEN OF THOSE MOVIES.

NOW, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. "BILL, DOES THAT INCLUDE THE DIRECT-TO-VIDEO 'AIR BUDDIES' SPINOFFS?"

WHAT A TERRIBLE QUESTION. OF COURSE IT DOES!

[bargemods]

Don't you have a warden to send on fetch quests?

[tetractys]

NOT A REAL ONE!

WHOSE FAULT IS THAT, BY THE WAY? CHOP CHOP, KID.

[bargemods]

[Nope, the Admiral is not here. Instead, have some finger tentacles. In tiny Bill finger size.]

[tetractys]

[HOLY SHIT THESE ARE AMAZING]

DO I GET A PRESENT EVERY TIME I BOTHER YOU?

[bargemods]

[Oh girl no, don't expect that. Meaning, more humming.]

im sorry mods lmk if i need to stop

[tetractys]

SHEESH, RUSHING THE SEASON.

[Bill picks up an answering harmony anyway.]

THINK OF ALL THE FUN I'VE MISSED
THINK OF ALL THE WARDENS THAT I HAVEN'T DELIBERATELY TRAUMATIZED
NEXT YEAR I COULD BE OH-SO-GOOD
IF YOU'D CHECK OFF MY - eh - OCTOBER SECOND LIST.

[His pitch is okay. His voice, as usual, is garbage.]

I lol'd, but he'll stop responding after this! <3

[bargemods]

[All that comes across the feed is some distant groaning before it cuts out entirely on his end.]