TLV - Admiral Requests

[bargemods]

ADMIRAL REQUESTS
New Admiral Request Page Found Here

Post your requests to the Admiral below (and also a note if you would specifically like that request to be rejected), and we will get to them in a timely manner. All Admiral requests (with the exception of Inmate resurrections) must go through this post, and their approval cannot be handwaved. Additionally, requests will only be granted to Wardens.

Unless otherwise specifically noted, all threads on this post are considered to be Private.

Though the Barge does not speak in any traditional way and is not reachable by communicator, it is sentient, and characters occasionally reach out to it via tapping on walls in Morse Code, spelling out messages in alphabet-letter fridge magnets, and other creative methods; if your character decides to try this, those messages may be dropped here as well!

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Comments

[tetractys]

HEY, BIG GUY, YOU MIND STOCKING THE BAR WITH WHATEVER DARK AGES GOAT JUICE REDBEARD THE SNOW PIRATE WANTS?

[for reference]

[bargemods]

...


[A very troubled sort of sigh]

And what's the matter with cow's milk, Mr. Cipher?

[tetractys]

IT'S ALCOHOL, DUMMY, THAT'S WHY IT'S FOR THE BAR. DO YOU EVEN READ THESE CONVERSATIONS ON THE NETWORK OR HAVE I BEEN PUTTING ON A SHOW FOR NOBODY?

[bargemods]

After a while, I tune you out.

[Here. Have a nice full glass of 2% cow's milk. That's for calling him a dummy]

[tetractys]

OOOH, MAAAAAAGIC. THIS IS GETTING LEFT OUT FOR SANTA!

I LIKE THE WAY YOU GIVE ME PRESENTS FOR BOTHERING YOU. YOU KNOW THIS IS JUST POSITIVE REINFORCEMENT, RIGHT?