TLV - Admiral Requests

[bargemods]

ADMIRAL REQUESTS
New Admiral Request Page Found Here

Post your requests to the Admiral below (and also a note if you would specifically like that request to be rejected), and we will get to them in a timely manner. All Admiral requests (with the exception of Inmate resurrections) must go through this post, and their approval cannot be handwaved. Additionally, requests will only be granted to Wardens.

Unless otherwise specifically noted, all threads on this post are considered to be Private.

Though the Barge does not speak in any traditional way and is not reachable by communicator, it is sentient, and characters occasionally reach out to it via tapping on walls in Morse Code, spelling out messages in alphabet-letter fridge magnets, and other creative methods; if your character decides to try this, those messages may be dropped here as well!

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nightmare christmas list (intended recipient is in parentheses)

[omniavincit]

- Lawrence's control tablet, which allows him (or whoever) to adjust the "levels" of various core personality traits (Lawrence)
- Lawrence's host schematic—basically a Blueprint of Lawrence (Lawrence)
- Teddy Flood's host schematic (Lawrence)
- A copy of the Barge's ship's log (Gertrude)
- Something like a multidimensional trailcam...a camera that flips between different universes and shows animals doing animal things (Misty)
- One of the Admiral's teeth (Bill)
- Either some indication of the status of the egg hatchlings or insight into them (I was thinking like a page ripped from an encyclopedia detailing what species they were or something along those lines would work) (Misty)
- A personal Lyfe Boat (Tess)

- And you know what, give yourself a $10 Starbucks card, Admiral


[ ooc: APOLOGY NOTE!! A lot of these are William trying to push buttons and also metaplot adjacent...I've ranked them in order of importance so if at any point the Admiral would just be like "I'm not dealing with this shit anymore" and stop taking requests from him, you can just say when, it is fine. AND ALSO LITERALLY NO RUSH and also HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND SHIT.

The tablet's on here just so there's a non-plurk record of the request and the specs! ]

Re: nightmare christmas list (intended recipient is in parentheses)

[bargemods]

- Lawrence receives a control panel for himself, albeit with some modifications. All morality functions are locked, set to 'iterative adjustment only,' meaning they can only be changed by actual learning in the real world. Additionally he won't be able to make any adjustments that would allow him to do anything superhuman.
- The above control panel comes with user-friendly surface level inclusion of Lawrence's host schematic.
- Teddy Flood's host schematic does not appear.
- Neither does a copy of the Barge's ship's log.
- Misty does receive a rolling interdimensional trail camera. The egg creatures will feature periodically.
- Bill receives one of these.
- Misty will receive a picture postcard featuring the egg creatures, with a handwritten message in a non-Earth script written on the back. It'll come with a Post-It note translating the message into English: "Saw these buggers frolicking around the nebula we flew through today - wish you could have seen it! Love you, miss you, having a wonderful trip. See you soon."William will receive a clarifying note that this species is relatively unknown and doesn't appear in any written encyclopedia.
-Tess does not receive a lyfe boat.
-The admiral helps himself to one black coffee.