TLV - Admiral Requests

[bargemods]

ADMIRAL REQUESTS
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Post your requests to the Admiral below (and also a note if you would specifically like that request to be rejected), and we will get to them in a timely manner. All Admiral requests (with the exception of Inmate resurrections) must go through this post, and their approval cannot be handwaved. Additionally, requests will only be granted to Wardens.

Unless otherwise specifically noted, all threads on this post are considered to be Private.

Though the Barge does not speak in any traditional way and is not reachable by communicator, it is sentient, and characters occasionally reach out to it via tapping on walls in Morse Code, spelling out messages in alphabet-letter fridge magnets, and other creative methods; if your character decides to try this, those messages may be dropped here as well!

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[bargemods]

Of course.

[He receives the components to make five.]

[worthallthis]

[After counting out the kits:]

Any ETA on the next batch?

[He will nag you, Admiral. See if he doesn't.]

[bargemods]

Not as of yet, Mr. B.

[worthallthis]

[Post-breach, here he comes back again:]

Hi, this is B, asking if you have the next batch for me yet. I want to start handing these out, but it seems dumb to only hand out five.

[bargemods]

Is five not better than nothing?

Start with that, and I'll see about the rest. But I have many passengers to juggle, and--

[A pause. A weary sigh.]

Oh, very well. Here's supplies for one more.

[worthallthis]

That's seven minus mine. Seven is practically nothing when there are ninety people on this boat. Trying to figure out which seven to hand out to is going to wind up unfair to a lot of people.

You have the ability to stock this ship every day and move between dimensions. You can change people's worlds. You can change US. But you can't provide more than eight emergency radios in over a month?

[bargemods]

Yes, I am very busy using the extensive resources at my disposal to do a large number of complex, difficult, time-consuming things. Thank you for noticing.

[worthallthis]

[He actively resists the urge to tell the admiral to fuck off with his excuses, because he needs those goddamn radios. And it'll be two months before the next port, and he can't even guarantee there will be parts there he can use. Or that he'll be himself there, either.]

Can you at least give me an ETA on when I can get more? And more than just one at a time? This is supposed to help keep your passengers safe.

[bargemods]

I'm not being difficult on purpose, Mister B, I'm having difficulties. I'll do everything I can, but if it is this or food, I'm choosing food.

You need to count on cannibalizing what you can from the labs and maintenance, calling out for donations from your fellow passengers from their personal electronics, or procuring supplies in our next port.

I understand it's not ideal, but please try.

[worthallthis]

[He's pretty sure the Admiral is more powerful than he's letting on here, given the otherwise omnipotent nature of the things he provides.

But sure. He'll ask passengers.]

Pretty sure nobody's got the kind of electronics I need for this, but I'll ask around. Will the next port have any useful supplies?

[bargemods]

I'll try my best there too.