TLV - Admiral Requests

[bargemods]

ADMIRAL REQUESTS
New Admiral Request Page Found Here

Post your requests to the Admiral below (and also a note if you would specifically like that request to be rejected), and we will get to them in a timely manner. All Admiral requests (with the exception of Inmate resurrections) must go through this post, and their approval cannot be handwaved. Additionally, requests will only be granted to Wardens.

Unless otherwise specifically noted, all threads on this post are considered to be Private.

Though the Barge does not speak in any traditional way and is not reachable by communicator, it is sentient, and characters occasionally reach out to it via tapping on walls in Morse Code, spelling out messages in alphabet-letter fridge magnets, and other creative methods; if your character decides to try this, those messages may be dropped here as well!

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Comments

[bcpd]

Lieutenant Ortega. Not 'Miss.'

[ :| ]

What about inmates who aren't here anymore? I can't compare notes on them if their wardens are gone, too.

[bargemods]

That's a more complicated request than you're likely imagining it to be, Lieutenant.

[bcpd]

Why is that?

[bargemods]

Because the material in question doesn't currently exist, not gathered in written form. Because my abilities may look effortless and instantaneous to you all, but I can assure you that they aren't. Because I'd like not to reach a point where I have to choose between generating another one of my passengers' endless requests and generating, for instance, oxygen.

[A telling pause; this is, perhaps, more than he'd intended to say.]

Thank you, Lieutenant. Carry on.

[bcpd]

Ay, if it's a choice between oxygen and a bed frame, I know which I want. But this is the only thing I've asked you for. And it's to do my fucking - [ A little too much on her end, too, maybe ] my job.

[ :| trying again. ]

Is there anything I can have? Without suffocating us all.

[bargemods]

I can tell you there are 44 inmates on board, 25 currently permanently paired. All but the very newest of the unpaired ones are listed on the recent temporary pairings post, which is, as always, publicly posted on the network.

[bcpd]

[ A pause. And then, flatly - ]

So, no files. Even the ones you've already made.

Do you keep backups of them, at least? Or are you making them over again every time?

[bargemods]

You may not have any inmate files until you're permanently paired, and how I handle them behind the scenes is my concern, not yours.

Now, if you'll excuse me, Lieutenant, I have work to do.

[bcpd]

Fine. Everyone doing your work is walking blind into shit, but give me a bedframe and tell me I'm asking you for too much.

Have fun generating fucking oxygen.