TLV - Admiral Requests

[bargemods]

ADMIRAL REQUESTS
New Admiral Request Page Found Here

Post your requests to the Admiral below (and also a note if you would specifically like that request to be rejected), and we will get to them in a timely manner. All Admiral requests (with the exception of Inmate resurrections) must go through this post, and their approval cannot be handwaved. Additionally, requests will only be granted to Wardens.

Unless otherwise specifically noted, all threads on this post are considered to be Private.

Though the Barge does not speak in any traditional way and is not reachable by communicator, it is sentient, and characters occasionally reach out to it via tapping on walls in Morse Code, spelling out messages in alphabet-letter fridge magnets, and other creative methods; if your character decides to try this, those messages may be dropped here as well!

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[bargemods]

Yes, Mr. Belmont?

[atowncalledtreffy]

Just Trevor, thanks.

So I'm a warden now. Christ.

And I'm guessing if I get an inmate, I get a deal.

There any limits on that?

[bargemods]

A few. Lost passengers are beyond my reach, or they would not be lost in the first place. And sometimes largely unrelated moving parts require separate deals for each. But limits in terms of scale or more conventional impossibilities, no.

[atowncalledtreffy]

What about stealing passengers on other ships?

Or what if - and here's an insane idea - I wished for no more Authority. Or to have an Infinite Corridor key to open up this place whenever I wanted.

Guessing those would all be 'no.'

[bargemods]

If you'd like your own method of moving between worlds, that can be arranged. If you'd like to be here, you're welcome to remain or return as an employee, but I don't run a hostel for social visits, gumdrop.

[atowncalledtreffy]

Hey, I'm just trying to figure out the limits of what's possible. If I'm gonna be working here, sacrificing my time and energy to get another fuckhead like me out of here, I want to make sure I'm spending it wisely.

Half the people here have stupid fucking deals. I'd rather do as much damage with mine to this whole organization as possible. Figured you'd like that sort of thing anyway, with your whole give them hell point of view.

[bargemods]

I would describe it as less a ruling principle and more of desperate gamble. I do thank you all for rising to the occasion, but for better or for worse, the circumstances were unique.

Deals cannot affect the general operation of this barge, nor any other.

[atowncalledtreffy]

But they can unmake the existence of a world on a whim.

[bargemods]

Mister Belmont, I have work to do. Is this a question, or are you simply trying to talk yourself out of staying?

[atowncalledtreffy]

All right, all right.

My question is what do you get out of this?

[bargemods]

I like it.

[atowncalledtreffy]

[He opens his mouth and closes it, suspicious and satisfied in equal measures.

Finally, he mutters gruffly;]

You're serious.

[bargemods]

[The Admiral actually laughs softly. He sounds very...fond.]

Would I put up with this much horseshit for anything else?

[atowncalledtreffy]

[He can't help it; he starts laughing too, because it's catching and he hates that he can laugh about this]

You fuckhead.

[bargemods]

That's Admiral Fuckhead to you, bucko.