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Attention: This is the Admiral Speaking

The following Wardens and Inmates have been paired:

Arkin O'Brien //

themissingpiece → Jerry Dandrige //

400yearsofsurvival
Chris D'Amico //

mistconduct → Loki Laufeyson //

tricksandmischief
Scott McCall //

semifreakingnormal → Clementine Chasseur //

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Wardens should expect a file to be delivered to their cabins shortly. Please familiarize yourselves with the information therein and introduce yourself to your new Inmate as soon as possible.

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oh thank christ I didn't get the vampire.

Wait.

Wait, shit.

Uh.

If you need any tips.

Or warnings.

[Sigh.]

I need a goddamn sedative.

You're still gonna have to wake up sometime.

Unless it's for him.

It's for both of us, Steve-o.

I guess that's one solution.

[He does not sound convinced.]

Fucking Loki. The Admiral must be high.

He's... something.

Look. If you need any help. I know I can take care of him.

[Well. He had help. But Loki was also more powerful.]

Not that I think you can't. But he's a slippery little bastard, is all.

Yeah, I know. I read.

He's on this whole stupid trip about nothing being his fault, ever.

Well, funny, 'cause I've got a whole long list of things that were his fault.

Oh good. So every time he starts up that shit, I can point to you and say "Captain America is calling you a liar."

If you want. He knows it as well as I do.

What an obnoxious pile of shit.

He thinks the world - the universe - owes him something.

In my experience, those are the people that are owed the least.

Edited 2014-11-20 22:15 (UTC)

Thanks, Steve. You've given me an idea for my first warden-inmate exercise.

Re: [Voice]

punched_hitler - 2014-11-23 01:03 (UTC) - Expand

[Voice]

mistconduct - 2014-11-23 15:55 (UTC) - Expand

[Voice]

punched_hitler - 2014-11-25 03:34 (UTC) - Expand

Good luck with your assignment, guy.

Fuck you, Jerry. Fuck you so hard.

If he proves too much for you, we could always trade.

As much as I love hanging out with you, I'm gonna have to pass. Have fun with Arkin Asylum.

So what the fuck does this mean?

I....don't know. I guess if you still want me, I'll warden you until the end of the month? You're way easier than fucking Loki of all people.

I don't need a fucking babysitter, bitch. Just get me into the damn gun range and we're fine.

Call me bitch one more time and no more cookies, prick. Only Jesse Pinkman was allowed to do that.

Who?

The coolest motherfucker you've never heard of.

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