TLV - Admiral Requests

[bargemods]

ADMIRAL REQUESTS
Old Admiral Request Page Found Here

Post your requests to the Admiral below (and also a note if you would specifically like that request to be rejected), and we will get to them in a timely manner. All Admiral requests (with the exception of Inmate resurrections) must go through this post, and their approval cannot be handwaved. Additionally, requests will only be granted to Wardens.

Unless otherwise specifically noted, all threads on this post are considered to be Private.

Though the Barge does not speak in any traditional way and is not reachable by communicator, it is sentient, and characters occasionally reach out to it via tapping on walls in Morse Code, spelling out messages in alphabet-letter fridge magnets, and other creative methods; if your character decides to try this, those messages may be dropped here as well!

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[lestercraft]

Excuse me, Admiral. I'd like to request a brooch for Sokie that acts as a, er- a-a mood ring. That also glows brighter, in terms of light, when she's feeling any emotion more intensely.

And also that only myself and Sokie can see that - the colour changing and the brightness, unless she explicitly gives someone else permission to see it as well.

[bargemods]

Granted.

[worthallthis]

Hi, Admiral.

Me'n Steve were thinking... is there a reason why the Enclosure is still wardens only? I know in the past, it used to be items from there could linger outside, so it made sense, but that ain't the case anymore.

[bargemods]

Even within the Enclosure, it's possible to do a fair amount of damage.

[viking_seer]

Hey Admiral,

Can I get a cat door installed for Iago's cabin?

Also a small quantity of some high end cat-safe tinned fish, if you don't mind.

[bargemods]

Granted.

Backdated to early February

[reformedsinner]

[After this]

Excuse me. I would like Sebastian's powers and senses to be fully returned, contingent on his spending at least two hours each day working towards his own self-improvement.

Re: Backdated to early February

[bargemods]

Granted. Good luck, dear.

backdated to around Feb 8th

[onlyhearmusic]

I would like additional protections surrounding my room ta make certain no one can get in. Allow no one ta get inside without my explicit verbal permission. I want it ta be so that it only works while I'm inside my room ta give them permission ta enter at that time. Tha only two exception to this are Trevor Belmont and Aerith Gainsborough; allow them entry at any time whether I'm present or not.

Furthermore, due to recent events I want you ta prohibit Kahl's abilities ta work on me in any capacity. [He bites his tongue before he says anything more.]

Re: backdated to around Feb 8th

[bargemods]

Granted.

[planetdialup]

Heya Admiral! I got a couple of questions for you.

Oh! I also have some cookies here, if you want to take some for the scent. Chocolate chip!

I know you don't eat, but still!

[bargemods]

...thank you, dear.

[A few of the cookies will go mysteriously missing.]

What are these questions, exactly?

[pharadyne]

[Since the question came up Norton is going straight to the horse's mouth for an answer.]

Cooee, Admiral, darling, quick question for you. Is it possible to request that our warden items alert us when our inmate charges are murdering other people? Because that would be dolly.

[bargemods]

My dear, I do have other things that occupy my attention. Didn't I hire you to keep an eye on your inmates?

[skitter]

Hey, Boss.

That's one sense of humor you've got. Can I have a setting on my watch to exclude specifically Angel Dust from my bug senses?

[bargemods]

Don't blame me for the way your powers work, dear. But yes, I can do that.

[weaponwithoutpurpose]

Admiral, sir.

[Fuck, this is weird, this is weird. He clears his throat.]

I need a new cabin. I mean, I need to add on to my cabin. A real kitchen would be good. A bigger bed. A new room - just a bedroom. Decorate it real minimalist-like. And an extra room for Mae where she can run around and play. The indoor turf stuff would be good. Ramps and shit. Real big.

And I'd like my weapons back. The stuff I had at home. The guns in the trunk, the bows.

And uh - thanks. For helping me pull my head out of my ass.

[bargemods]

Granted. And congratulations.

backdated to Feb. pairings

[abyssalflames]

Gale has expressed a desire for a lanceboard set. Would this be within your power to arrange?

Re: backdated to Feb. pairings

[bargemods]

It would. Granted.

[hippie_ninja]

Hi, Admiral. Can I get Yazoo's weapon back to him? Velvet Nightmare. It's a gun, and I want it to not fire except in self defense or defense of others, or in training in the Enclosure.

[bargemods]

Granted.

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[worthallthis]

hi Admiral

can you make Yelena immune to anyone trying to use mind control on her?

if it's got to be tied to an object we can have it be a ring for one of her hands, gold and citrene by her request. better if it's just a passive "can't happen to her" thing though

Re: Text

[bargemods]

Hmm.

Well, I can certainly do a ring. [B will receive a Ring of Mind Shielding, in gold and citrine as requested.]

Oops forgot to follow up with this IC but now I'm Reminded...

[coffinturk]

Around this time.

I feel I should have asked this sooner.

[ Particularly for himself. ]

But I want to verify. Will Level Zero's cells, the infirmary's similar room or the lockdown limit any individual enough to cause their lives to be lost because of what they depend on to survive?

Re: Oops forgot to follow up with this IC but now I'm Reminded...

[bargemods]

They will not. If a power is necessary to someone's life, they will either not lose that power or they will lose the need for it until they return to normal.

[xangel]

My inmate's having a little trouble grasping other people are real and matter. Could he spend a week feeling everyone else's emotions when they're around him, please? Whatever area of effect works for you. I wanna say, ten feet?

...Also, that dumbass rattling noise he makes when he's being macho? What if that was more of a dog's squeaky toy?

[bargemods]

It might be a little less than ten feet, but yes, I think I could manage that.

[Note -- as with canon psychic powers, please oocly give other players the opportunity to opt out of having their emotions read! ICly, the Admiral's gift may function unreliably, to accommodate in-person threads with characters whose player doesn't want Striker to read their emotional state.]

... Is this squeaky toy request for his benefit or yours?

[riseunparalleled]

[When all's said and done, the Admiral is the 'employer' Xie Lian looks on most fondly, and he does agree with his mission. To save even one person can be enough, and there's a lot more than 'one'.]

Thank you, Admiral. For everyone you've helped.

May you be safe on your travels.

[bargemods]

And to you, my dear.

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[artistinexile]

[An experimental request comes through Norton's communicator one day, though written by Thrawn]

Requesting a metal spiral staircase added to an upstairs room in my cabin, please.

Re: Text

[bargemods]

Granted.

[The staircase will appear upstairs in Norton's cabin.]

[a_titanum]

Good day, Admiral.

Firstly, some business if you please: I would like to request a replicator for the maintenance office, with the restriction that it can only be made to 'replicate' items for the office's use: small parts, tools, etc. I've been told, and believe, that everyone in the office has consented and agreed to the usefulness of the device but the request is going through me as it is my inmate, Thrawn, who is requesting it.

Second, I'd like a second replicator specifically with the limitation of producing food, if that's possible. I will be honest and say that I'm not sure of the need for it, but given Thrawn's care regarding safeguarding information about his people, I'd like to honor the request to ensure he's getting everything he needs.

[bargemods]

Granted, dear.

[surgeryandsarcasm]

Good day, Admiral. I've a question, if you don't mind.

These floods and breaches that the ship experiences regularly. Are you taking us through them deliberately? Or are they simply unavoidable, somehow?

[Bashir's tone is as polite as usual, for now.]

[bargemods]

We aren't always unaffected by the waters in which we sail, my dear.

[ukan]

Hey, Admiral. I need a powder room for my inmate. He sent me specifications--I've attached a picture for you.

Thank you so much for not including a fucking toilet for him to begin with, by the way. Brilliant oversight.

[bargemods]

Granted.

I do try to make people feel at home here, you know. You can ask me for a change if they have any other needs.

In prep for tea party things with Justine

[coffinturk]

Admiral, I'd like a copy of the complete works of LOVELESS from my world, including adaptations. It will be a gift for Justine.

Re: In prep for tea party things with Justine

[bargemods]

Granted.

4th Wall Event Distress Call

[coffinturk]

Admiral, there is someone on the network requesting rescue for himself and a number of trapped individuals. Is there anything that can be done?

Re: 4th Wall Event Distress Call

[bargemods]

That's -- hmm --

[this is the distracted sound of someone checking arcane maplike items]

Seventy?

[reluctantly]

... No. Not without putting all of us at unacceptable risk. I'm sorry.

[primedirector]

Hey Admiral. Can I get a fold-out couch and a coffee pot for Matt's cabin? Oh, uh- a coffee pot with Braille, if that's like. A thing.

...and coffee. Please.

[bargemods]

I think I can provide Braille text on the buttons, yes. [Faintly amused.]

Granted.

Related to Sudden 4WD Miniplot

[coffinturk]

Admiral, can you provide me an exact copy one of the talismans used by Township for study?

If it requires you to take away from the Township's protection, disregard this request.

Re: Related to Sudden 4WD Miniplot

[bargemods]

When I bring an item to the ship, I do have to take it from its original location. If you want a copy...

What functions do you intend to study?

[yosemitevamp]

Hey boss, would it be alright if I asked fer a second revolver? One with some a' that non-lethal firin' capacity I've been hearin' about from Saga.

[bargemods]

Indeed it would. Granted.

[viking_seer]

Admiral? Would it be possible to get a copy of Othello?

Iago's specifically requested it and... well, if I can, I'd like him to be able to own that narrative, literally, if you catch what I'm saying?

[bargemods]

... Yes, I think that's something I could get for you.

Granted.