TLV - Admiral Requests

[bargemods]

ADMIRAL REQUESTS
Old Admiral Request Page Found Here

Post your requests to the Admiral below (and also a note if you would specifically like that request to be rejected), and we will get to them in a timely manner. All Admiral requests (with the exception of Inmate resurrections) must go through this post, and their approval cannot be handwaved. Additionally, requests will only be granted to Wardens.

Unless otherwise specifically noted, all threads on this post are considered to be Private.

Though the Barge does not speak in any traditional way and is not reachable by communicator, it is sentient, and characters occasionally reach out to it via tapping on walls in Morse Code, spelling out messages in alphabet-letter fridge magnets, and other creative methods; if your character decides to try this, those messages may be dropped here as well!

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Comments

[pharadyne]

[Since the question came up Norton is going straight to the horse's mouth for an answer.]

Cooee, Admiral, darling, quick question for you. Is it possible to request that our warden items alert us when our inmate charges are murdering other people? Because that would be dolly.

[bargemods]

My dear, I do have other things that occupy my attention. Didn't I hire you to keep an eye on your inmates?

[pharadyne]

Well, yes, but seeing as we tragically lack omniscience, it's really hard know what they're up to at all times. Which is usually not a problem except when what they're up to is murdering people.

[bargemods]

I'm also not omniscient. To do something like that, I would have to watch your inmate all the time.

If you're that concerned about your inmate murdering people when you take your eyes off them, shouldn't you be doing something about the possibility?

[pharadyne]

I'm not concerned about my current inmate murdering people, it's the new ones. They're sometimes murdery and when they've only just arrived I barely have time to know they exist before they start going Titus Andronicus on the population.

[bargemods]

Yes, that is a hazard sometimes.

I recommend treating new arrivals as an urgent situation.

[pharadyne]

So cold. Don't you love me anymore, sweetheart?

[bargemods]

Not enough to do your job for you, darling.