TLV - Admiral Requests

[bargemods]

ADMIRAL REQUESTS
New Admiral Request Page Found Here

Post your requests to the Admiral below (and also a note if you would specifically like that request to be rejected), and we will get to them in a timely manner. All Admiral requests (with the exception of Inmate resurrections) must go through this post, and their approval cannot be handwaved. Additionally, requests will only be granted to Wardens.

Unless otherwise specifically noted, all threads on this post are considered to be Private.

Though the Barge does not speak in any traditional way and is not reachable by communicator, it is sentient, and characters occasionally reach out to it via tapping on walls in Morse Code, spelling out messages in alphabet-letter fridge magnets, and other creative methods; if your character decides to try this, those messages may be dropped here as well!

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[sfoils]

Heard credits don't mean much to you, so a crate of Whyren's Reserve and a datapad, if you'd be so kind.

[bargemods]

Datapad is granted.

Nothing in the pub appeals, Mr. Antilles?

[yourhighnessness]

Admiral,

I won't take up too much of your time. But, I believe it's abundantly clear from the experiment, my inmate Bill Cipher requires boundaries, to say the very least.

Perhaps you too had some thoughts? In particular about the Barge being briefly transformed to suit his own grotesque decorative style?

[There's really no telling, how to approach this and be successful, is there?]

[bargemods]

Agreed.

Too much is too much. What do you suggest?

[wedonotsow]

[Yara does not often understand texting and modern communication, but this is important and she's pissed off. Time to suck up her pride and ask for something]

To be addressed to the Admiral,

Take away my inmate's door.

Yours,
Yara Greyjoy, warden

[bargemods]

My my, so formal.

Shall I recycle it, or simply remove it from sight?

[tucky]

Can I have one male and one female ysalamir for Lark, please.

[bargemods]

I'm afraid not, Miss Doggett, and I would prefer requests for inmates to go through their wardens first.

[hottestrogue]

Any chance of you fixing my cabin? It is still a burnt out mess.

[bargemods]

Are you on poor terms with Maintenance, Mr. Rory?

[ifoundthem]

[Newt figures out where to make the call he needs to after this conversation.]

I would like the keys to the veterinary office, if you would be so kind.

[bargemods]

Oh thank goodness, just in time for flea season.

Granted.

[hottestrogue]

[Quetin is copied in on the request]
Quentin would be a lot more effective in his job if he was granted some of his powers back. Enough to fix things but not enough to hurt anyone. Is there anyway we can make that happen.

[bargemods]

I suppose there is. But there will be consequences if someone is hurt.

Granted, Mr. Rory.

[laughitup]

Yo, admiral!

I want you to give my inmate back his uh, whatchamahoosis... boomerangs, which he's not planning on attacking anyone with, before you ask.

[Han might be just a little less-than-sober here.]

[bargemods]

Granted.

As an aside, I've always found cold pizza does wonders for a hangover.

backdated to the beginning of the month

[vampere]

The bar doesn't have anyone in charge of it at the moment, does it? Officially, I mean.

[Because he's pretty sure that Bill doesn't count as being officially in charge of anything, no matter what he might think.]

[bargemods]

Indeed not, petal. Are you volunteering?

[tetractys]

UGH...

LOOK, I'M JUST MAKING SURE. DID SIXER ESCAPE? I'M GONNA GUESS NO, SINCE THERE'S NO GLOATING.

[bargemods]

I'm afraid not, Bill. But I'll be sure to tell him you miss him.

[cantcatchme]

Hey, so can I get a couple guns that are relatively quiet and a knife set?

[bargemods]

Indulge me; what does someone of your unique skillset need with a gun?

Granted.

Backdated to April

[ifoundthem]

[Newt calls in immediately after this discussion with Quentin.]

Given the circumstances, kindly, ah, return Mr. Coldwater's offensive and defensive magic, please. Speaking- speaking as his current warden, of course.

[And friend, but he doesn't think the Admiral will much care about that.]

Re: Backdated to April

[bargemods]

Granted, current warden.

[ishallshedmylight]

I'd like to request Kylo Ren's sensory abilities with the Force to be returned to him in full. I... still don't think that he should be able to use it offensively, but he deserves to be able to watch his own back.

[bargemods]

Granted.

[notrosecolored]

Please return roughly 30% of Clancy's abilities, please.

[bargemods]

Granted. But I hope you don't expect me to quantify to the hundredth percentile next.

[routemistress]

'Ey Admiral. Any chance you'd let me take Quentin to the other ship to get a magical read on it?

[bargemods]

I'm afraid that's neither responsible nor possible.

[stormandwind]

Hello, Admiral.

Could I please have some of Keth's small globes, the kind he sold to the arurimi for their patrols?

Ideally I'd like thirty of the sort patrollers carry, thirty of the sort their informants carry, and several individually paired sets, but I understand those numbers make it a large request. Let me know what you'd be willing to provide.

((OOC: Basically, these are tiny magicked floating glass bubbles that act as emergency locators; they can be sent for help/reinforcements, seeking out whoever holds the nearest one and/or corresponding one and leading that person back to the source. Tris's former student sells them to the police.))

[bargemods]

Exactly how many people do you think are on this ship?

Fifteen.

[a_different_future]

I would like to request Kol's full abilities back, if you please. Especially given our current circumstances.

[ He'd promised, after all. And he knows at the very least he can keep him underwraps if some left field inclination ends up making him into trouble out of nowhere. ]

Also, on a completely different note, I would like to personally request a piece of sunstone and a small bit of information, if that's possible. I've never heard of anyone asking for information, though, so I understand if that isn't possible.

[bargemods]

Granted.

[oh, you wardens and your love of inmate powers]

Information on what, Mr. Luthor?

Backdated to early May

[callmefives]

I'd like to request that Nadayki di'Berinango's cabin be altered if possible, sir. To something with a decent sized bed and a vid screen.

Backdated to early May

[bargemods]

Could you define "decent sized" for me, petal? I'm afraid I often miss the mark with these things.

[stormandwind]

Admiral, please return Steve Rogers to life.

Once you've done that, I'd appreciate an explanation as to why an unpaired inmate has to lie dead in his cabin for days before someone happens to walk in and ask that he's revived. Even assigned wardens can be incapacitated and unavailable to make requests, for that matter. You hold life or death over inmates' heads simply by virtue of their being here. That's necessary. I understand. They shouldn't need a warden's permission to live as well.

You revive wardens without anyone asking you to do it. Why not inmates?

[bargemods]

Would you prefer I not revive anyone at all?

Be consoled that it's a party trick I never tire of.

[ Private ]

[kissthatgoodbye]

I'll be needing a key to the infirmary, and as much as you can manage of the items in the attached list.

We'll talk about my cabin when everything is in better shape.

[He attaches a list of alien building materials, in quantities sufficient for mostly decorating/finishing several rooms in the infirmary.]

[ Private ]

[bargemods]

Looking to do some building, Mr. McDowell?

Backdated to the morning of the 15th

[callmefives]

It's recently come to my attention that Nadayki di'Berinango was killed at some point during the recent chaos, though there doesn't appear to be a body. [Which makes him worry Nadayki might have been lost to one of the other barges, or simply lost, but he'll ask anyway.] I realize I'm not his warden, but as he doesn't have one could I request that he be revived and delivered to his room, sir?

[bargemods]

Certainly. [He doesn't even make Fives ask the question again.]

Backdated even farther... to right after the event. B/c I fail

[callmefives]

Hope and I would like to request some extra supplies for the maintenance crew to deal with the damage to the ship.

[Attached find a list that's mostly normal supplies just a bit more extensive because of the needed repairs... though probably less so than might be expected, as they're scrupulously recycling everything possible. It also includes a request for sections of the metal the barge is made of and an arc welder for repairing the breaches in the ship's hull.

... also an astromech droid to help with repairs, because why not be optimistic.]

[bargemods]

Didn't we already have one of those droids out and about?

[tetractys]

HEY THERE, BIG GUY! LONG TIME NO SEE! CAN YOU PUT FIVE HUNDRED GEESE AROUND THE SHIP?

ANYWHERE IS FINE! JUST SCATTER THEM AROUND! OLD GEESE, YOUNG GEESE, DEAD GEESE, CANADIAN GEESE... GO NUTS! USE YOUR IMAGINATION!

[bargemods]

Yes, I can.

[But won't.]

[tucky]

Can I get a non-lethal taser delivered to Harry's cabin, please.

[bargemods]

Granted.

[fireincarnate]

[During this conversation, Jean sets aside the communicator and looks up.]

Admiral. I'd like to know if you actually made a deal with Bill.

[bargemods]

Does he seem like the type that would lie, Ms. Grey?