TLV - Admiral Requests

[bargemods]

ADMIRAL REQUESTS
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Post your requests to the Admiral below (and also a note if you would specifically like that request to be rejected), and we will get to them in a timely manner. All Admiral requests (with the exception of Inmate resurrections) must go through this post, and their approval cannot be handwaved. Additionally, requests will only be granted to Wardens.

Unless otherwise specifically noted, all threads on this post are considered to be Private.

Though the Barge does not speak in any traditional way and is not reachable by communicator, it is sentient, and characters occasionally reach out to it via tapping on walls in Morse Code, spelling out messages in alphabet-letter fridge magnets, and other creative methods; if your character decides to try this, those messages may be dropped here as well!

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[colorofthesky]

Hi, Admiral.

Sorry to bother, but I've got a quick question.

For the Inmates who don't show up to their custodial shifts - would it be possible for you to make them stink really bad every time they don't show up? And then get rid of the stink when they come to work or switch jobs?

I prefer more of a carrot approach most of the time, but sometimes, you just gotta try a stick.

[bargemods]

Yes, dear. I certainly can.

Best of luck with your motivational approach.

[cactusy]

What's going on with people who are in comas right now?

[bargemods]

Frankly, they're a lot more low-maintenance any of you are when you're awake.

[He's. Just a tiny but frazzled, okay, and it makes him a little waspish.

Get it together. You're a strong independent polydimensional entity who don't need to no Authority.]

They're safe on the ship.

during the abhorsen port

[lone_horse]

As soon as he gets this message, he's running and dialing his communicator.

"Admiral, sir, if yo ucould restore Huaisang's golden core? This is an emergency but I was thinking of asking for it back anyway."

Re: during the abhorsen port

[bargemods]

Granted.

[takestime]

[The request comes from Kahl's communicator, standing in the river, side-by-side with Zerxus, a swirling thing of shadow and fire, identifiable mostly b the eyes and the horns. But it is him.]

[withintenfeet]

[ It's definitely his voice, too, in the cadence of recitation but not insincere. He doesn't approve of limits, especially when they're handed down from on high. ]

Please remove the limits on Kahl's abilities.

Just before Jan port

[tinstar]

Got an ask for you, Admiral. I'd like to request Dennis Collins cabin to be updated to somethin' a little more comfortable, dressed in 1930's design. All he needs is a good bed, a writin' desk and chair, and a record player with some of his choice of music. I sincerely believe this is a good first step for him, admittin' that he could live in somethin' that isn't what he's got now.

Re: Just before Jan port

[bargemods]

Granted, dear.

[right at the beginning of port]

[wildguardian]

Sorry to bother you while I'm sure you've got plenty of your own shit to handle, but!

I'd like all the limits on Sephiroth's powers removed. I think he's ready for it and he might need to use those abilities here.

Re: [right at the beginning of port]

[bargemods]

Yes, yes. Granted.

Back before port

[hopepainandshit]

Hey, Admiral. Corvo wants this- heart, that his god gave him. He says it talks to him, so I want his warden to be able to hear it whenever they're in the same room as it when it talks to him.

Re: Back before port

[bargemods]

Hmm. That's an unusual item....

Yes, very well. Granted.

[zichen]

Admiral, please allow me to help rescue those in the river. I am strong; I can carry multiple people back to the Barge.

[bargemods]

Mr. Song, I have no intention of losing any more of my passengers.

I insist that you be careful.

[But he will -- reluctantly -- allow Song Zichen to return to shore.]

[greatoldjohn]

Admiral...

Well, first off. Nice work. Thank you.

But, uh... I had a question.

Could Arthur have requested two such bodies? Or would you have insisted on splitting it into two deals?

[bargemods]

Are you asking me for a spare, Mr. Doe? I certainly hope you're taking better care of your body than that.

[abrightboy]

Hi. Can Kikimora join the veterinary department as a beast healer? All the inmate slots are full, but not with anyone qualified to heal animals. Can another position in that department be created for her to do that?

[bargemods]

Hmm. Yes, I can do that.

[colorofthesky]

[ backdated to the Charter Tours Port, at the time this happens. ]

Admiral, can you please lift all the restrictions on my Inmates powers and sword while he's stuck in the river of Death? I'd really like for him not to get killed in there.

[bargemods]

I share your concerns, Mr. Fair. Granted.

[lost_first]

Sir Admiral,

[ A bit more respectfully than before. He's had some time to cool off. ]

I'd like to do my job. And my inmate can't be getting stabbed every other day if that's to happen. Nor can I have him aiming to kill anyone I talk to more than once.

I was told you can help people by request.

I know I can't avoid him entirely, sir. I know that, as much as I hate it. But I'll not have my inmate with an itch between his shoulderblades every moment of the day and I'd rather not have to work around him myself.

Would it be possible to make it so that Peter can't see or hear Majima and I unless we talk to him?

[bargemods]

Yes, darling. I can do that for you.

Best of luck.

[howtheyshine]

Mr. Admiral--

[A pause as he sidetracks himself.]

...Is Admiral your name?

[bargemods]

It's what I go by, dear. What can I help you with?

[hopepainandshit]

Oi, Admiral. Corvo can have all his powers back.

[bargemods]

Granted.

[skitter]

Can I have my powers shut all the way down until mid-month, please?

[bargemods]

Yes, dear. Granted.

[greenzone]

Hey, uh. Sorry I haven't left cookies out in a bit, I've been kind of...

[Willa mentally shakes herself off and tries to say As Normally As Possible.]

I want to add my dad's beach to my cabin, if I can? Like not connected, but I want the same beach, with the furniture he has and the porch and everything, private in my cabin.

[bargemods]

Entirely understandable, my dear.

And you are correct that I can't connect your cabin to his. But I can give you your own version of the beach.

Backdated to before port!

[neverwaitslong]

Hello, Admiral.

Please change James Fitzjames' cabin to the captain's cabin of the HMS Clio. And be sure that his portrait of William is moved to the new cabin.

Re: Backdated to before port!

[neverwaitslong]

[A couple seconds later, she'll add:] And a wider bed than typically found in a ship's cabin.

[heyboss]

Admiral, I need a new room in my cabin. Locked so only I'm able to open it. Something small and unobtrusive, but big enough to fit all of the weapons Shaun managed to gather up.

And the handgun that was George's? Please make it so that it can only be used to defend himself and or someone else. And it can never be a lethal shot, if you can make it that way.

[bargemods]

I can make that happen in a few different ways. Are you imagining a gun that still fires bullets and causes non-lethal wounds, or a gun that renders the target unconscious rather than injuring them non-fatally?

[riseunparalleled]

Hello, Admiral. I wanted to ask if you can give, ah, Blitz his 'phone'. Oh, and some cigarettes.

Thank you.

[bargemods]

I can do that, dear. He does know that the phone won't be connecting to anything as long as it's here, I hope?

[hopepainandshit]

Admiral. Corvo wants his room changed. He had one back in the Hound Pits Pub he wants back. He said there's nothing dangerous, so bring everything in it too.

...please.

[bargemods]

Very well, dear. Granted.

[There will be no weapons or dangerous items present in the newly changed cabin, regardless of what was originally there!]

[badbutsad]

Excuse me, sir.

I know you paired Edwin and I for a reason, but... his powers will be pretty dangerous, if there's ever another flood that gives him full access to them again. I-I know those aren't your fault, but- is there a way I could be made immune to his powers when I need to, somehow? Just in case?

[bargemods]

Yes, dear.

Do you want to be immune to them permanently, or do you want to be able to make yourself immune in an emergency?

[major_rawne]

Could you give Avalon their telepathy back, for the duration of the flood?

[bargemods]

Granted.

[hippie_ninja]

Hi, Boss. It's me again. Asking for some video games. Sega this time, and just a couple of games to go with it? It's for Majima. I think he's more than earned it.

[bargemods]

Granted, dear.

[pharadyne]

Cooee, Admiral! Long time no chat. We really should get together more often. Anyhoo, I'd like a few things for Miss Belova. A pair of good fabric shears...actually, lets make it a whole sewing kit, including the fabric shears. And a knife. Something futuristic to make it more interesting. Maybe a glowing psychic knife that hurts more the more ill-intent the person being knifed has. So pain like shards of fire followed up with lemon juice against Hitler, but wouldn't give so much as a papercut to the nice old granny bringing you tea. Unless she was a Nazi granny who poisoned the tea. And maybe make it glow brighter in the presence of people with ill-intent and dim when there's no ill-intent. I like that.

Could you do that for me?

[bargemods]

Ill intent towards Ms. Belova in particular or generalized malice, petal?

[ukan]

Can I get duplicates of some books in the library? Let's say...five. It doesn't matter which books.

[bargemods]

Doesn't matter which--

What is this for, dear?