TLV - Admiral Requests

[bargemods]

ADMIRAL REQUESTS
New Admiral Request Page Found Here

Post your requests to the Admiral below (and also a note if you would specifically like that request to be rejected), and we will get to them in a timely manner. All Admiral requests (with the exception of Inmate resurrections) must go through this post, and their approval cannot be handwaved. Additionally, requests will only be granted to Wardens.

Unless otherwise specifically noted, all threads on this post are considered to be Private.

Though the Barge does not speak in any traditional way and is not reachable by communicator, it is sentient, and characters occasionally reach out to it via tapping on walls in Morse Code, spelling out messages in alphabet-letter fridge magnets, and other creative methods; if your character decides to try this, those messages may be dropped here as well!

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[punched_hitler]

Laura Moon would like a different cabin interior.

[Along with the request comes a blueprint he's sketched out: an open-concept cabin with lots of windows. To the left of the main door is a sitting area with a small loveseat sectional and coffee table. On the right side is a small half-bath (sink and toilet only, of course). At the back of the cabin is the sleeping area, with windows to the right, behind, and left of the bed, as well as a skylight over it.

Pictures for reference: Living Area | Sleeping Area | Half-Bath]

[bargemods]

Granted.

[brokenallthelaws]

Got another request. Ilde's looking for a book of poems called The Ruby by a poet named 'Bashér', but only if it's the original one. Apparently it belonged to some guy called Dreus before her? Is that something you can get her?

[bargemods]

I can, yes. Granted.

[iwasrussian]

A personal request, if it's possible. The cabin I was given is a replica of a safe house I stayed at a number of years ago. Is it possible to get the small natural hot spring that was about 300 or so yards off the back door, but brought in closer with a "mountain view"?

[ she totally saw herself retiring there! ]

[bargemods]

I could do that as an additional room, yes. Your mountain view would look realistic, but I can't make the space itself too large.

backdated to slightly earlier in September

[thereisnothing]

Admiral, until September 15th, if Envy is about to kill someone could you transport him to my cabin?

...Thanks.

Re: backdated to slightly earlier in September

[bargemods]

Done.

[defenderofthenight]

Hey boss, I'm looking for something kinda like those alarms B was handing out, but in a two-way loop. For Aaron. If he thinks he's about to lose control of...

[Brooklyn decides he doesn't understand well enough what Aaron says the problem is with whatever his other-self-that's-not-a-soul-but-still-is-Aaron actually is. His goal is giving Aaron a chance to address the issue, and to give himself away if he doesn't, not defining it.]

Whatever his thing is about, he can ping the person holding the other device with a homing beacon and get himself extracted. It sounds like this happens fast, so it'd need to be simple and instant. If possible, could it look really normal? I don't want anybody who's trying to mess with him to have something to target.

[bargemods]

Are you sure that's really what he needs, dear?

If you are, I can get you something like that, yes.

[greenzone]

Hey boss. Could I get a Barbie for Ken? Like a doll Barbie not a person Barbie. A blonde one that looks like he thinks it should?

[A pause as she considers.] And a house like the one he knows for her, with as many pink clothes as it'll fit, and her car.

...Please.

[greenzone]

[A half-second later in a tone that suggests she should have thought of this sooner:]

Also, is there anything you need? I know I'm just me but there's probably someone on board who can help if you do.

[hippie_ninja]

Hey, Admiral. Can I get a carton of Marlboro Reds for Aaron? If he's careful it should last him a month. And a lighter.

[bargemods]

As I said to the last fellow, is there really nowhere else that you can find cigarettes on board?

audio, backdated to the beginning of the port

[worthallthis]

[Mun is not sure if this requires an IC ask but is making one anyway :B ]

Hey, uh, think you could drop me off at my little spaceship that you got me for like... a couple hours? Since this is a space station port and all, I just want to-- see it. See if there's anything I might need to buy here, for it.

Re: audio, backdated to the beginning of the port

[bargemods]

Yes, all right.

[tarakan]

Please respond with preferred name, gender, and pronouns.

[ Is this Hilbert being a good person and caring about the Admiral's desires? No. It's Hilbert and Hakkai having a stupid little argument. ]

[bargemods]

My preferred name is the Admiral, Ди́ма. He or she is fine.

[Although it may be hard to pick up across the smattering of occasional nicknames, the Admiral's Russian has a faint but consistent Ukrainian accent.]

backdated to Much Time Ago due to new canon drop

[lone_horse]

[ Kiryu doesn't usually use text, because it's frustrating for him. But right now, he's not taking the chance of anyone finding out because they over heard. This is straight to the Admiral and no one else. ]

Admiral-san,

I found out I'm sick. I want to do my job. I'm not asking for a cure; I'll handle that myself.

But could you suppress all symptoms so I can do my job properly? I don't want people to worry about me.

Re: backdated to Much Time Ago due to new canon drop

[bargemods]

Would it be so terrible, to learn to let people worry you?

[abrightboy]

I would like to request the return of oracle magic to my inmate Kikimora.

[bargemods]

Granted. Good luck, dear.

[monsterjohann]

Guten Morgen, Herr Admiral.

Since you lost my warden, you also lost my coat that he stole and so wisely hid in his room.

I want it back.

And my warden.

First priority is my coat.

[bargemods]

I'm afraid I can't bring your warden back for you, Liebchen. But if that's your priority, you might try looking through your room again for that coat.

[It might not have been there before. It'll be there now.]

[lestercraft]

Apologies for such a frivolous request, Admiral, but- could I ask after a bottle of castor oil?

[bargemods]

You can certainly ask. What is it for, Mr. Lester?

[greenzone]

Hi boss, quick one I hope? I'd love like, four or five rings or something like that, that let people hear John Doe when he's with Arthur while you wear them. I got permission from both of them to ask.

[bargemods]

That's a rather complex request.

[Which isn't a no, exactly, but it is - difficult.]

[lone_horse]

Admiral-san,

I would like to request Baxia, Nie Huaisang-san's brother's sword, as well as a stand for him to display it in his room. I would also like for him to have a cabinet large enough to house it so that he can make an altar for himself, incense, the means to light them, and a picture in a good frame for him to keep in there as well.

Also a copy of my file, in whatever language would be easiest for him to read from.

[bargemods]

That sword is a powerful artifact. Are you entirely sure?

[hippie_ninja]

Hey, Admiral. Can I get a Nintendo and a 32 inch tv for Aaron in his cabin? He's been showing up to work, I want to reward the behavior.

[bargemods]

Granted.

[una_persson]

Admiral, please send the following books to Jonathan Strange's cabin.

[A list follows.]

I don't think any of them are actively dangerous, but if so, feel free to include a note that says why the request is denied. Thanks.

[bargemods]

Granted. You're welcome, Ms. Persson.

[If any of the books on magic are actively dangerous, they will be missing from the order, with a note explaining why; all the encyclopedias and history books are delivered exactly as requested.]

[deuceoftears]

Hello, sir.

Could you provide a lyre for Astarion, please?

[bargemods]

Very well, granted.

[thereisnothing]

Can you restore Envy's ability to shapeshift, except into any person whose on, or who has been on, the Barge, [actually, thinking over the Barge,] or anyone's pet.

Thanks. [For the request or the inmate? Well, it hasn't been six years so there's much less sarcasm than there could be.]

[bargemods]

Done. You're welcome, dear.

backdated to right after the pairing announcement

[deuceoftears]

Good morning, sir.

I am requesting the following adjustments to Shen Wei's powers:

- a complete return of his senses, to ramp up gradually over the next hour
- a complete return of his healing abilities, for himself and for others
- a return of his ability to create dark energy for Shen Jiye, and dark energy shields
- the ability to teleport anywhere in line of sight, or to any cabin where he has been given threshold access including his own, or to the location of any person who gives him permission to locate. Anyone who has already given him permission to sense their energy, including me, please grandfather in for the purposes of teleportation homing.
- the ability to bring people with him when he teleports, with their permission. No grandfathering for this one.
- the ability to connect and speak telepathically to those who consent to it, only grandfather in those currently contacting him with telepathy

Re: backdated to right after the pairing announcement

[bargemods]

My, you're getting a quick start, aren't you. Granted.

[anti_altruisms]

[ Backdated to this conversation. ]

Admiral,

Given we have very few Wardens officially posted on kitchen duty at the moment, would it be possible to obtain a few extra keys?

[bargemods]

Not unless there are Wardens assigned to take them, no, dear.

[greatoldjohn]

Hey Admiral,

Could I get this dagger for Astarion, please?

...also, uh, what gives putting him in his old spawn dormitory?

[bargemods]

Granted.

I don't choose the places that you think of as home, dear. Does he want a change to his room?

[wildguardian]

Hey -- request.

I'd like my warden item to show the location and status of Sephiroth's black materia as well as Sephiroth. Maybe an extra little app for it?

[Since his item is his phone--]

I don't want you to disappear it, since he hasn't done shit with it since that event back when, but. I want to be sure I have a better eye on it.

[bargemods]

Mm. Very well, granted.

[lestercraft]

Apologies, Admiral, but I've a slightly more invasive request.

I don't want the Butcher- whatever his real fucking name is - to be able to harm Nathaniel or John Doe, o-or- or any other minors on the ship, whatsoever. [He's thinking minor as anyone under 21.] Nor should he be able to enter any of their rooms without express permission from the occupant.

[bargemods]

I can keep him out of your room and your inmate's, but you can't keep someone out of other people's cabins on their behalf, Mr Lester. I'll have to hear from them for that.

As for harming people... let's be a little more specific here, hm? What happens if he tries?

[colorofthesky]

Hey, Admiral.

Mr. Grumpy is concerned that you approve deals that mess up other deals.

Does that actually happen, and if so, how often does it happen?

[bargemods]

The short answer is no.

The long answer involves technical details about the nature of the multiverse. Suffice it to say that no Warden would ever find their deal undone by the actions of any other.