TLV - Admiral Requests

[bargemods]

ADMIRAL REQUESTS
New Admiral Request Page Found Here

Post your requests to the Admiral below (and also a note if you would specifically like that request to be rejected), and we will get to them in a timely manner. All Admiral requests (with the exception of Inmate resurrections) must go through this post, and their approval cannot be handwaved. Additionally, requests will only be granted to Wardens.

Unless otherwise specifically noted, all threads on this post are considered to be Private.

Though the Barge does not speak in any traditional way and is not reachable by communicator, it is sentient, and characters occasionally reach out to it via tapping on walls in Morse Code, spelling out messages in alphabet-letter fridge magnets, and other creative methods; if your character decides to try this, those messages may be dropped here as well!

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[toobravehearted]

Afternoon, Admiral. May I be furnished with keys to the Infirmary, please?

[bargemods]

You're medically qualified, Doctor?

[notrosecolored]

I would like Clark's flight and durability returned to him, please.

[bargemods]

Are you quite certain about that, dearie?

[darknessb4me]

A key to the Enclosure and the Iron Bull's file.

You had every chance to deal with this situation and pair him with someone effective, so now it's my turn.

[bargemods]

Oh dear me, did you graduate when I wasn't looking? After all this time, I do hate the idea of missing it.

[chillestrogue]

Hi.

Mind if I grab a lab key from you, boss?

[bargemods]

Only if I catch you working on lowering the ambient overall temperature of the Barge in any way, Captain.

I'm very serious. Four seasons.

[tucky]

I got some questions for you.

Do you know what's happening with those scratches people have?

[bargemods]

With the what now?

[perdix]

What can I get in the way of, like, protection, here?

Some asshole keeps trying to break into my room.

[Which might be why he's whispering the request, or why it's the middle of the night.]

[bargemods]

Has he succeeded?

[sssiiiiirrrrr]

Could I have five hundred grams of the sand which Pitch Possessed in his own world, please?

OOC

[tucky]

Just to clarify for the mods - this would be the nightmare sand mentioned in his app! Pitch has neglected to inform Horatio of this fact.

[demolitions]

I request that my inmate Tristan Duffy has his personal healing powers restored.

[bargemods]

An extremely opportune time, I agree.

[ Private : Way way way backdated to after neverland, sorry dudes ]

[leavetreadmarks]

Hey, man. I need to have Eliot's cabin fixed, but can it not be what it was before? Something different? A snazzy hotel room or something.

He wants lots of mirrors on the wall and - I don't know if you let inmates have kitchens but it would really help if he could. Gas stoves work best I guess.

I promise I'll give him my best lecture about not blowing this one up.

[ Private ]

[bargemods]

Lots of mirrors, mmn? I suppose some cameras and extra lighting will be asked for next. Granted.

Why does your inmate need a stove when he can have a nice, safe George Foreman grill?

[notrosecolored]

I would like Clark's strength and speed returned, please.

And while I'm asking for things, can I get a piece of Kryptonite and a lead box? No, I don't expect to need it.

[bargemods]

I wish I had your optimism, Mr. Summers. Granted on all accounts.

[stormandwind]

Hello, Admiral. If no one's looking after the library, I'd like to. I spend enough time there as it is.

[bargemods]

By all means. Just make sure to remember the rest of us poor provincials.

a little backdated to before breach

[tetractys]

HEY, BUDDY! HOW'S THE WEATHER UP THERE?

I'M GOING TO NEED A FEW COPIES OF MY INMATE FILE! AT LEAST FIVE, BUT I WOULDN'T SAY NO TO MORE!

[Bill pauses, and giggles.]

GET IT? FIVE? ... NO, YOU WOULDN'T YET. THAT'S ALRIGHT, IT'LL BE GREAT LATER!

Re: a little backdated to before breach

[bargemods]

Right, yes, of course...



...I mean no.

No, absolutely not. A thousand times no.

(backdated to just before the breach)

[incomer]

All right, buddy, since I've got the time and Force knows that poor guy needs the help ... you mind giving me full authorization for the kitchen? I'll make sure no one burns the place down in a fit of pique.

At least not during dinner, anyway.

Re: (backdated to just before the breach)

[bargemods]

All right, buddy. Let's make that one official.

[garbagepilot]

Is it possible for you to change Tommy Shelby's room now, before he has a Warden? He deserves somewhere he can rest just like everyone else.

[And this is serious, important to her, so-]

Please. I think anything would be better than what he has now.

[bargemods]

I'm hardly a mindreader, Rey. If you have a design in mind, please; by all means.

[cantcatchme]

Hey! Hey, you! What the hell, man, bring my inmate back!

[bargemods]

Lost him already? I don't see how that's my responsibility.

[roseshavethorns]

[Rosethorn contacts the Admiral during this conversation, her inmate at her side.]

If you could return what Dean lost in the circus port. His destiny, and what made him fit to bear it.

[bargemods]

Mm. Almost a year now, hasn't it? Are you sure he lost it?

[tetractys]

HEY, YOU SHOULD TURN OFF THE GRAVITY AGAIN FOR AWHILE! AND MAYBE THE OXYGEN, TOO! I KNOW YOU'RE GENERATING IT SOMEHOW.

IT'LL BE GOOD FOR THEM! I THINK YOU DID IT A FEW MONTHS AGO BUT I MISSED IT. ENCORE!

[bargemods]

Thank you for the suggestions as always, Bill. I'll take them under advisement.

In the meantime, to keep you occupied...

[Here's a Rubix cube]

[neverjoinyou]

Could I, um.

Have a larger bed for my quarters? A much larger bed.

[bargemods]

Are you sure there's room, dear?

[Backdated: shortly after Tommy's return]

[roseshavethorns]

Could you return Thomas Shelby's jacket to him, and be sure the picture of his son is still in the pocket?

Re: [Backdated: shortly after Tommy's return]

[bargemods]

What a kind gesture. But perhaps he ought to invest in digital copies, in case of it being lost or stolen again.

Granted.

[witness_this]

Admiral, is there a way I can request control of Tarkin's door locks? I need to shut him in his quarters for a period longer than zero can accommodate holding him.

[bargemods]

Trying to keep a closer eye, are we? Oh, I suppose that's doable.

[Possibly with a big fat lot that Furiosa gets a big fat key for. It might even be lockpick proof, but no telling till it's tested.]

[routemistress]

'Ey Admiral. Loved that breach. That last flood 'ad its moments and all.

Would you mind changing me warden item a bit? I liked the thought of a lifesized Panda back when I first started, but it's too big to lug around easily right now. Can you make it a little one like this instead? I need to be able to clip it on me collar.

[bargemods]

Perhaps I should ask about this collar, for specificity's sake, but I do believe that would become too much information, petal.

[And her Item is abruptly smaller.]

[tetractys]

HEY.

[Bill, it's four in the morning. What could possibly be this important?]

DID YOU KNOW THEY PUT OUT TWELVE SEQUELS TO "AIR BUD"?

[bargemods]

[The Admiral doesn't answer, but Bill might be able to hear some faint humming.]

[toobravehearted]

Hello Admiral. I'd like to request my TARDIS please. Would you be able to bring it here, to my cabin? I'd like to help one of the inmates with it.

It's in Brisbane at the moment. 23rd September, 2006.

[bargemods]

I hope you're aware that even if I were to return your ship to you, Doctor, you wouldn't be permitted to remove the inmates from this barge?

[iatethedamnsandwich]

Hey, man, give my guy original-flavor Toad his powers back. By the way, power nerfin' on a mutant? Super culturally insensitive.

[bargemods]

As opposed to all-new flavored Toad?

Yes, yes - I'm sure there will be some petition about it sooner or later.

Granted.

Backdated before the flood

[iatethedamnsandwich]

So it very important to Bill's redemption that he got access to Air Bud an' all associated sequels, includin' the ones with the talkin' puppies.

Re: Backdated before the flood

[bargemods]

I didn't know you'd picked up another inmate, Alec. I have it on good authority that Air Bud is not in the cards for Mr. Cipher.