TLV - Admiral Requests

[bargemods]

ADMIRAL REQUESTS
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Post your requests to the Admiral below (and also a note if you would specifically like that request to be rejected), and we will get to them in a timely manner. All Admiral requests (with the exception of Inmate resurrections) must go through this post, and their approval cannot be handwaved. Additionally, requests will only be granted to Wardens.

Unless otherwise specifically noted, all threads on this post are considered to be Private.

Though the Barge does not speak in any traditional way and is not reachable by communicator, it is sentient, and characters occasionally reach out to it via tapping on walls in Morse Code, spelling out messages in alphabet-letter fridge magnets, and other creative methods; if your character decides to try this, those messages may be dropped here as well!

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[pharadyne]

Admiral, darling, I'd like a few doses of a universal antidote, if you will. Pill form, I think, so they're easy to carry. Rapid cure for any poison.

Have some of them sent to Xiao Xingchen's cabin.

[bargemods]

Very well, dear. How many doses for you and how many for him?

[crab_rangoon]

Darling, considering the amount of pets aboard, I thought I might ask for something from my own home.

A tiger. Preferably a baby to get rid of all that pesky - biting nonsense.

And a gold leash.

[OOC: Please do not grant this; he and Dorian are just being shitheads.]

[bargemods]

I can get you the leash, but baby tigers do grow, petal.

[cactusy]

Can I get a decent tattoo gun and all the supplies needed for it, and an autoclave sterilizer.

[bargemods]

Granted.

[pharadyne]

Cooee, Admiral!

Darling, I don't want to criticize, but I must say that not giving temporary wardens any information at all on their inmates is proving to be rather vexing. I can understand not letting every other warden on the ship see an inmate's private bits--history, I mean--but being responsible for an inmate's safety and comfort, and other people's safety from them, is much more difficult when one doesn't know what their powers and abilities are. And inmates aren't always forthcoming about it.

That said, please restore Xiao Xingchen's full senses and...I think he might have healing powers? Restore any powers or abilities of his that are non-offensive in nature. No exploding heads or anything like that.

I have no idea whether or not he might possibly have the power to explode heads.

[bargemods]

Xiao Xingchen isn't your permanent inmate, petal.

[goingtobeunwell]

Admiral --

Your patience with me for this request, I'm attempting to be thoughtful in my ask while still knowing what it is I'm bloody asking for to begin with.

A personal computer for Hilbert, but I would like my communicator to have a sort of...mn. Connection to it? So I might can monitor his actions on the computer without his knowledge, and shut off the computer if necessary.

Does that make any sense at all?

[bargemods]

It certainly does, Captain. Granted. Best of luck.

[cactusy]

A scalpel with a triangle point.

[bargemods]

Granted.

[littletonoidea]

Hey captain, fun request. Could I get a remote control for Doc Ock's robot arms that works even when the big red button gets pushed? But, uh... thought-based, I guess? Hold it when it's on and you can do the octopus dance.

[bargemods]

Hmm... no, dear, I don't think so.

[perfectly_average]

Afternoon, Admiral. I have a somewhat large request that I think would benefit quite a few inmates - and possibly wardens, as well.

I believe a comfortably large space dedicated to housing some mild-mannered cats - such as... ragdolls, perhaps? - would be a great addition.

Seating could be something such as beanbag chairs and/or pillows, and there could be relaxing music playing from something warden-controlled. The space should probably be warden-locked, and some large windows to see in and out might be a good idea, so that it can remain monitored for the well-being of the cats.

[bargemods]

We have a kennel already, dear. If you'd like to decorate it, you and its workers can have that discussion.

[talesuntold]

Hello, Admiral.

I request that Sweeney receive the furniture and personal effects that were present in cabin 210 on the last day of the most recently departed resident's occupancy; the stove and tub to be withheld until his graduation.

Additionally, that the far bed in his cabin be replaced with that bed, and the rug previously beside it placed between it and the far wall.

I request that none of the items' odors lessen or be altered until they are back in the custody of their previous owner.

[This request is for Misty Day's belongings.]

[bargemods]

Granted.

[cactusy]

Can I get a men's sheepskin coat in B's size. Gift-wrapped.

[bargemods]

Granted.

[reformedsinner]

I'd like to request that Angelo's cat be brought to the barge, along with a few necessities for it: a scratching post, litter box, comfortable cat bed and, er, a cat sweater in its size.

[He's still bewildered that cat sweaters are a thing.]

[bargemods]

Granted.

[satanicpanics]

Hey, uh, can you get Will Graham's dog here? He's got seven of them but he specifically wants the one called Winston.

Oh, and a couple packages of that Dr. Pepper flavored chewing gum while you're at it, thanks.

[ You know, the kind that was discontinued in 90s. That particular request is obviously for him. ]

[bargemods]

Granted.

[Winston and the gum will both show up in Eddie's room, for ease of distribution to the correct recipient.]

[satanicpanics]

Yo, it’s me again.

[ Ya boy… ]

Say someone wants to provide sweet, sweet music for the masses. I know you’ve done a decent job of providing music for people to listen to here, but there’s a problem with your setup. No offense. Not everyone wants to sit in the library just to get their music fix. Now, a radio station…that is what the people want.

C’mon, man. I’ll run it out of my cabin, I’ll play all the mindless soft rock the old fogies want. I’ll even get other people with other music taste to help. I just need the technical shit. So...granted?

[bargemods]

Dear, I think there's someone else on board you should be talking to. Try Douglas Eiffel.

[neverwaitslong]

Admiral, could I please get an mp3 player containing an assortment of... [She's definitely reciting this list by rote] hard rock, classic rock, punk, alternative, oldies in between 1980 and 2000.

From the Earth that you seem to pull most of the passengers on this Barge from, I'm assuming.

And please include a variety of nature sounds on it too, the sort that might help someone sleep.

[bargemods]

Very well, dear. Granted.

[droppinnoeaves]

If it's possible, Mister Admiral, can I get Wu Xie's cabin changed?

His friend says somethin' of a place called Wu Mountain House would do 'im good.

[bargemods]

Well, I can't do the entire house. Is this good enough?

[Wu Xie's cabin will change to resemble his bedroom in the Wu Mountain House, with a small attached half-bath containing toilet and sink.]

[heyboss]

Let's see if it's as easy as all this.

Well.

I'd like a...bleach setting on my bathroom shower. Suitable for Mr. Mason's needs for - preventing contamination.

And a - oh, a carton of coke, if youd be so kind? The bottled kind.

[bargemods]

Yes, granted.

[greatoldjohn]

Good day, Admiral.

If I could make a few requests for the gazebo: roughly 5 Canon EOS 5D Mark IV DSLR cameras, at least two violins, and if possible, could we upgrade the piano to a baby grand?

...on a more personal note, I would like to ask for- I think it's called a 'sampler'? of various teas, enough tea bags for them, and a mechanism to allow one-armed violin playing that I could use.

[bargemods]

I can get you the cameras and violins. Do we really need a piano upgrade?

As for the teas and your one-handed violin, hm, yes. Granted.

[the cameras that appear will be functionally identical to the ones he requested, but the brand markings and logos are just Slightly Wrong, as though trademarked from an Earth a little different from ours.]

[transfundere]

[ This seems a little presumptuous given how little time he's spent here but he does feel it is very important. ]

Sir Admiral, if I may make a small request, as we will not be stopping at port any time between now and when this item is needed.

If I may request a sword cane, sir. It is to be a gift for another warden, if that is of concern: Arthur Lester. [ He almost adds 'my brother' because he's chosen to hold onto that connection, chosen to call the man family despite their short acquaintance. They both have little else, after all. ]

I hope this isn't unreasonable- you are magical, of course, so if it might be possible that- [ a small wry smile ] that the sword portion may only unlock for him and no other? He has had his own weapon used against him before, I'm afraid, and I would hate to remind him of that unfortunate event.

[ Arthur's player has okayed this! ]

[bargemods]

Yes, that is quite doable. Granted.

[wishiwasatree]

Mornin'. Asking for a tablet for my inmate, filled with monster movies like...Gorilla? No, that ain't it. Monster movies. Big lizard stomps on cities. That kind.

And if you could also chuck a bunch of sad movies on there I'd appreciate it. Titanic, Old Yeller, that sorta thing.

And before you say anything -- I know we got movies in the library, but getting him out and about's like pulling fucking teeth, and his cabin is fucking sad.

[bargemods]

I can manage a tablet for you, dear. Granted.

[It will include aa variety of monster movies and tear-jerkers, among which is Godzilla. Also King Kong, just in case that's what she meant instead.]

[talesuntold]

Please add a bathroom with sink and toilet, high quality fixtures circa mid-2010s, to Laura Moon's cabin.

[bargemods]

Granted.

[littletonoidea]

Hey big man.

Uh. I appreciate the vote of confidence, but I'm still gonna need a power source for Operation Free Radio. We don't exactly have a lot of wall sockets I can strip, and I feel like I'd kind of upset our girl if I tried that again...? The speaker system we're hooking up is all bueno but Central Station's missing its steam.

[bargemods]

Yes, please don't try to run this one on ship's power.

You may have the power supply.

Audio

[worthallthis]

Hey, good morning адмирал. I was hoping I could get a request for Taylor. I'd like for her to get a dog of her own, at least as big as Libby is, full grown rather than a puppy, hopefully good-natured? Not sure how specific you can get with this stuff...

Audio

[bargemods]

I can manage that. Consider it done.

[perfectly_average]

Evening, Admiral. I have two requests, though one is much smaller than the other.

The first is for Akira Kurusu; I believe his overall behavior has earned him fully unlocked abilities - with all purely offensive ones working at roughly half-power, tops.

And we do understand that not everything will work as expected here.

Last, but not least... I would like four ragdoll kittens, if that's alright.

[bargemods]

Goodness, four?

Granted on all counts. Best of luck, petal.

[reformedsinner]

I'd like to request a box of computer components for Idia Shroud. Nothing that could be repurposed to make a weapon, but everything he needs to construct a usable personal computer.

[bargemods]

Granted.

[Though any resulting computer will be unable to interface with the Barge's network, nor will it be able to pick up on any off-Barge signals.]

[brushoff]

[ Oddly enough, there's a trace of irritation in Dorian's voice as he messages the Admiral. His voice is calm enough, but that irritation is audible. ]

Admiral, darling, Dorian here. Please restore Johann's healing to it's full extent. Thanks in advance, babe.

[bargemods]

Granted. Do take care, hm?