TLV - Admiral Requests

[bargemods]

ADMIRAL REQUESTS
New Admiral Request Page Found Here

Post your requests to the Admiral below (and also a note if you would specifically like that request to be rejected), and we will get to them in a timely manner. All Admiral requests (with the exception of Inmate resurrections) must go through this post, and their approval cannot be handwaved. Additionally, requests will only be granted to Wardens.

Unless otherwise specifically noted, all threads on this post are considered to be Private.

Though the Barge does not speak in any traditional way and is not reachable by communicator, it is sentient, and characters occasionally reach out to it via tapping on walls in Morse Code, spelling out messages in alphabet-letter fridge magnets, and other creative methods; if your character decides to try this, those messages may be dropped here as well!

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Comments

[notrosecolored]

May we please have smoke detectors and sprinkler systems in, at least, the common areas of the boat. Ideally ones that are unconnected and require a reasonable drop in available oxygen within the room, and won't flood the whole damned boat because someone got clever with a lighter?

[bargemods]

I'm sorry, you want what installed?

[hottestrogue]

Hello. I need my warden item changed from the flame gun to something else.

[bargemods]

Do you now? Where is the original?

[callmefives]

On behalf of maintenance, sir, I'd like to request that you install a starship grade inert gas fire suppression system in all public areas of the ship, as well as a secondary backup. Monitoring and control systems to be installed in maintenance. [Attached is a detailed spec sheet for the kind of system they'd like.]

If you are unwilling or unable to provide it installed, could we please have the following supplies: [Included is an exhaustively detailed list of everything he and Hope have determined they'd need to perform the upgrades themselves, plus spare parts for repairs.]

[bargemods]

Do you truly feel that's safe in this environment?

[athingwithfeathers]

I would like to request a cane for Ardyn. A sword-stick if allowable, though one with a blade distinct enough to make it clear whose it is if he decides he wants to stab someone with it. Thank you.

[bargemods]

As you like, darling.

[Have one with a blade that makes a smiley-face puncture if stabbed directly straight in.]

[leaguelegend]

[Well, dammit, it's worth a shot.]

Why is Rip Hunter an inmate?

[bargemods]

Why are you a warden, Miss Lance?

[ninefox]

I'd like a copy of my own file.

[He doesn't say Admiral-zho this time. But he can't stop himself from thinking it.]

[bargemods]

And I'd like a new hat, but we can't have everything, can we?

[laughitup]

Requesting my inmate Shay get her enhanced reflexes and skintenna restored.

[bargemods]

Granted.

[stormandwind]

Admiral, would you please update the card catalog in the library with a system for indicating which books come from the same universe?

[bargemods]

Cross-referencing in your off hours? How productive.

Unfortunately these books don't exactly come with labels, you know. And many of them are found in multiple universes.

[roci]

Since this whole place is apparently magic, could you set the gravity in the Roci to half-G?

[ Been a few days, and he's just fucking exhausted. Sleeping in full-G is really the worst part. ]

[bargemods]

Having some trouble adjusting to the pressure?

While I can't accommodate for all the ship...

[He will grant Holden the ability to adjust the gravity in his cabin]

backdated to early August

[vampere]

I'd like to request a proper bed be added to Hans Gruber's cabin. [A pause] One with 800 thread count Egyptian cotton sheets, goose down pillows and a duvet, if that's possible.

Re: backdated to early August

[bargemods]

Granted.

[walking_witch]

Would it be possible to get some fabric, a couple sewing machines, and the tools necessary for sewing and fabric work added to the arts and crafts room? There's been interest and I've been lending out my machine but it's not exactly the newest model or anything, or the best solution.

[bargemods]

You know, part of the point of going ashore every now and then is so passengers don't feel the need to make their own clothes.

[ishallshedmylight]

[ It's taken him a while to get here, honestly. And there's a part of him that doesn't want to do it now, doesn't want to have something he genuinely wants at the end of the rainbow. But to do it later, when he's made his decision, well... it was the height of dishonesty. And the height of hypocrisy. More than once, he'd put a strange sort of faith in the Admiral in front of others. Now, well... it was time to put his money where his mouth was properly. ]

I'd like to change my bargain, if that would be possible.

Namely... to making it possible that my son and my daughter can be in the same place at the same time together again. If it would be possible for me to be there as well, that would be... lovely.

As it stands, if they get within a city block of one another, the Starheart energy that came to them through me would force them together into one mad, chaotic being, bent on destruction and the best scenario we've seen still shows them dying in my arms. If it's within your power, I'd like to change that.

If possible, sir.

[bargemods]

Certainly, Mister Scott.

It's refreshing to have someone that doesn't want their family to be all one rabid entity when in the same place at the same time.

[ifoundthem]

I would like a- a wand for Credence Barebone. One that suits him, as much as you're able, if- if it's possible.

[bargemods]

I'm sure I don't know what one would consider suitable in a wand, but I do find myself curious about what you intend to do with one, Mister Scamander.

[cantcatchme]

[Backdated to not long after this conversations]

Hey, any chance of getting a magic dispenser for, like, little umbrellas and fruit pieces and other fancy garnish shit in the bar?

[bargemods]

Do you mean there isn't one already?

[The Admiral may or may not sound vaguely horrified. It's difficult to tell.]

[stormandwind]

Hello, Admiral. With the fluctuations in kitchen staff, I'd like to be added to the roster as on call for any shift that's shorthanded. I've been helping with dinner a lot of nights.

Could I please have a key?

[bargemods]

I'll add you to the on call list, but I prefer the wardens who are supervisors to keep their keys, and no others. It's so hard to keep track of them...

But then, what if one of our shift supervisors were to leave?

I'll offer a compromise, Miss Chandler.

[And congrats; you get a key, but it will only work when there is no shift supervisor present to let you in otherwise. Upon a shift supervisor disappearing, it will graduate to a 'main' key]

[leavetreadmarks]

[Backdated to after this conversation.]

Hey, asshole.

I need a key to the kitchens.

[bargemods]

Hello, Ms. Ortiz.

Ask nicely and I may grant your request.

[not_your_weapon]

I am requesting a wand for use by Credence Barebone, so that he may learn the fundamentals of his world's magic. He will be taught by Newt Scamander and I will be sitting in on these lessons for the duration of my time as his temporary warden. Mr. Scamander has informed me that magical education will contribute to Credence learning control over his innate abilities, which I believe will allow Credence to move forward in the graduation process.

[bargemods]

A wand is not a toy, Miss Kinney.

But I agree.

Credence can have his wand. But it will work only in the presence of Mr. Scamander.

Do we have a deal?

[a_different_future]

As my inmate has apparently graduated I would... like to hold onto my 'deal' as it were until I make a decision as to what it should be. I hope that's acceptable.

[bargemods]

Understood, Mr. Luthor. Please don't feel rushed.

[callmestrange]

Odd would like to request the return of Horseriver's more passive Shaman abilities: an extra sense that lets him 'see' souls, being able to share memories, a low level ability to sooth (or upset) emotions/take away (or cause) some pain.

(Would have this be delayed to start after current breach is finished.)

[bargemods]

Granted.

[tetractys]

HEY, BIG GUY! HOW COME KOL GETS TO GO HOME IF HE'S NOT GOING TO BE ON THE STRAIGHT AND NARROW, HUH?

I MEAN, NOT THAT I MIND. I'M NOT THAT GREAT EITHER! MAYBE I SHOULD GRADUATE TOO PRETTY SOON, RIGHT?

[bargemods]

Are you asking me or telling me?

[ukan]

Hello, Admiral. Do you death toll like we do? Is that why we haven't heard from you?

[bargemods]

[Conspicuously, no reply comes]

backdated to 10/15, sorry about meee

[wrecked_egg]

Admiral--um. Can you fix Ardyn's room? His furniture got broken, and he's--well, he asked me, and I've seen it. He doesn't need anything new, just--his old stuff fixed.

Please.

[bargemods]

Is that not what we have a maintenance department for, Miss Shiro?

[tetractys]

HEY, BIG GUY! HOW'S IT GOING! HOPE YOU'RE DOING ALRIGHT, AND THAT EVERYTHING'S JUST PEACHY!

WE'RE GOING TO NEED SOME LITTER BOXES FOR THESE CATS! IF YOU COULD JUST GET BACK TO US, THAT'D BE GREEEEEAT.

[bargemods]

I do hope you managed well in my absence.

[kissthatgoodbye]

[This message comes in one letter - and space - at a time, spaced at exactly forty second intervals. Yes, he commits the better part of an hour to this endeavor.]

Lark needs a new bed in cabin 101. Make it stronger this time won't you?

[bargemods]

My apologies for the delay.

What has he been sleeping on all this time?

[uglyminded]

[ Clark Luthor is going to ask the Admiral for a Hole in the Wall to be added to the community wardrobe, and since this is from my canon I thought I'd expedite the process and go ahead and link the thread where I asked permission for it for Shay and the page with info about it on the Uglies wiki. ]