TLV - Admiral Requests

[bargemods]

ADMIRAL REQUESTS
New Admiral Request Page Found Here

Post your requests to the Admiral below (and also a note if you would specifically like that request to be rejected), and we will get to them in a timely manner. All Admiral requests (with the exception of Inmate resurrections) must go through this post, and their approval cannot be handwaved. Additionally, requests will only be granted to Wardens.

Unless otherwise specifically noted, all threads on this post are considered to be Private.

Though the Barge does not speak in any traditional way and is not reachable by communicator, it is sentient, and characters occasionally reach out to it via tapping on walls in Morse Code, spelling out messages in alphabet-letter fridge magnets, and other creative methods; if your character decides to try this, those messages may be dropped here as well!

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[fire_punk]

Can Sarge please get a small gun and some bullets?

[bargemods]

Granted.

[routemistress]

HI ADMIRAL LOVE. did I mention you're the best boss ever?

1. which room is Mason supposed to be sleeping in, because he's a bit of a plonker and he's forgotten.

2. can I request a nice pair of leather trousers for him. with a nametape sewn in?

thank you bb <3 <3

[bargemods]

The trousers are in his cabin.

[They say Calvin Klein.]

[routemistress]

'Ey Admiral, me again. Can we 'ave a springer spaniel for Francis, please? Around two years old, 'e'd like. If you can find one that needs rescuing out there so much the better. Ta very much.

'Ow are you recovering, now?

[bargemods]

Granted.

I'm stunning, Miss Wildthyme.

[hearrrtofgold]

Duke requests one to three medical bags of blood from a Troubled person(s), as well as a few airtight vials, in case he needs to activate his own Trouble in an emergency.

[bargemods]

Granted.

[indispensible]

Vin would like Stark to get the key to the

Room of Thirteen Doors back. Also some guns.

[bargemods]

Granted.

[But there will be some restrictions on how it works: while on board the Barge, it will only lead to other areas on the Barge considered public or that Stark has access to; in ports, it will only lead to other areas in port or the Barge provided it has not been sealed off for as long as he is an inmate.]

[routemistress]

Right. Can you rearrange my cabin some? I want a kind of ...what's the word. An antechamber. A separate room with my massage table, sauna and the big hot tub I used to have in the spa. Oh, and a shower cubicle, I'm not massaging dirty people. With a hallway at the corridor and another door so I can keep the professional bit separate from me living quarters. I'm not 'aving random naked people wandering through me bedroom.

Well, no more'n usual.

Also, some fairycakes. Iced.

[bargemods]

Granted.

[There are still little tiny wingprints in the powdered sugar. You're welcome.]

[sickjoke]

Requesting a key and a small chemical laboratory space in the warden labs, thank you.

[bargemods]

Granted.

[megamind]

I would like to request a specialized biolab to help with Derek Powers condition, as well as allow him use of his synth skin to better blend in with others. This'll likely need to be a specialized office in the infirmary. Please put it on a separate lock, and provide the key to the infirmary wardens and myself only.

[bargemods]

This has been denied as a public space addition, but may be altered to fit as an add-on to Megamind's personal cabin and laboratory.

[orderfromchaos]

Uh, please remove all restrictions on Elsa's powers until the end of the flood*. Thanks.

[*Wired in a Why.]

[bargemods]

Granted.

[routemistress]

'Ey Admiral love. Can I 'ave some good hiking boots and some good rough-terrain clothing for Ceres, please? Also, I'd like to 'ave her hagoromo returned to 'er, but without the capacity to actually do anything with it. I just think she'll feel better with it under 'er hands, like.

[bargemods]

Granted.

[punched_hitler]

To prepare for port, Steve would like a few twelve-packs of chocolate Power Bars (you know, the Earth food!) and a M1911 Colt pistol with spare ammunition.

[bargemods]

Granted.

[voluntaryapnea]

Hey, Admiral. I'd like to request a whole bunch of asthma inhalers for my buddy Scott McCall for those random times when he can't you know. Breathe.

[bargemods]

Granted.

[Scott will get them pouring out of his closet.

And Stiles might find them popping up in his room, too. Here and there.]

[routemistress]

Admiral. That new lad, Tig. Can you bring 'is dog 'ere for 'im, please?

[bargemods]

Denied.

[mistconduct]

Sup, Boss.

Asking for Powers' fencing swords back. Supposedly he's not going to stab anyone with them. They're ceremonial.

Yeah, this'll work.

[bargemods]

Denied.

[ichoosefight]

Can I get some lightweight kevlar for Tig?

[bargemods]

Granted.

[It has tiny skulls on the fringe]

[semifreakingnormal]

Hey, uhm, sir. I'd like Jack to have an infirmary key. He helped, during the Joker thing, I mean, he really helped. He saved some people. And he has my trust, and....

[SO BAD AT THIS]

I'd like an infirmary key. Please.

[bargemods]

Denied.

[bodilesswarrior]

Barbara requests Aslan's synesthesia restored over here. o/

[bargemods]

Granted.

Please keep him away from the back doors, this time.

[timed to the beginning of port]

[routemistress]

Please restore a portion of Ceres' powers: flight only. 'Cause she'll need it to keep up with me.

[bargemods]

Granted.

Please keep your inmate grounded in reality, Miss Wildthyme.

[notdreaming]

May I have Kyle's knife? I take full responsibility for it.

[bargemods]

Denied. His warden will have to take responsibility for it.

[megamind]

I would like to request Derek Powers room be returned to it's previous condition... and if you could use non-toxic, but non-flammable materials from this point on, I'd really appreciate it.

[bargemods]

Granted.

[darknessb4me]

I want my ice magic back. I want all of it back, but let's start with the ice.

[bargemods]

Rejected.

[But here; have a bucket of ice water]

[voluntaryapnea]

I would like to request a stack of comfortable flannel shirts for my buddy Bucky Barnes. In whatever size he wears, obviously.

[bargemods]

Granted.

[Enjoy your lumberjack assortment, Sergeant. And one Monster High motif.]

[megamind]

I would like Derek Powers competition fencing swords be returned to him.

[bargemods]

Granted.

Excuse Allison, it's her first request ever. >.>

[theresalwayshope]

Um...hello, Admiral. Sir.

Would it be possible for Vergil Sparda to be allowed to have a bow? Recurve is fine, custom made for a man his size.

...and I'm not requesting arrows, if that affects your decision. I can lend him some for target practice and stuff. And I promise to keep careful track of them.

...thank you. Sir.

(per this thread.)

[bargemods]

Granted.

[Keep an eye on those arrows, missy]

[fridgetothefire]

Morning, boss. Thanks for the nap. If that's a thing you have to do with, anyway.

[The thanks is perhaps 30% sarcastic. She's pissed about some of what she missed, but she'll have other chances to talk, presumably, and no one was hurt because she wasn't there, and it was sort of restful.]

I'm requesting that Arthas's ice magic be returned.

[Private]

It would have been handy when we had the place flooding with actual water, and he did use necromany to help with the piranhas. He helped me with it, ages ago, and Harvey just now. He's respecting other's choices with it. He's incredibly deadly already and - generally - behaved anyway. He's not a schemer, so I doubt it's a trick. I think he mostly means it about not using it to be a danger to people here. He deserves to be trusted with this right now.

I know that doesn't mean he won't go haring off and abusing it if something sets him off, but more importantly, I think it will be good for him. For his redemption, in a way that justifies the risk. He is what he is, and he has to learn to use it better. And the more powerless he feels, the more resentful he's going to be.

I know I'm not his own warden, so maybe you don't think I have the perspective to know whether it would be good for him or not. But Fordring was, and he requested Arthas's necromany be returned when Arthas asked for that, and you trusted his judgement then, and you were both right. I think this is the same kind of thing.

[bargemods]

Let's try it at half strength and go from there, Miss Lehnsherr.

[Also here, have a cookie as a welcome-back present]