TLV - Admiral Requests

[bargemods]

ADMIRAL REQUESTS
New Admiral Request Page Found Here

Post your requests to the Admiral below (and also a note if you would specifically like that request to be rejected), and we will get to them in a timely manner. All Admiral requests (with the exception of Inmate resurrections) must go through this post, and their approval cannot be handwaved. Additionally, requests will only be granted to Wardens.

Unless otherwise specifically noted, all threads on this post are considered to be Private.

Though the Barge does not speak in any traditional way and is not reachable by communicator, it is sentient, and characters occasionally reach out to it via tapping on walls in Morse Code, spelling out messages in alphabet-letter fridge magnets, and other creative methods; if your character decides to try this, those messages may be dropped here as well!

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[tinstar]

[The audio starts with an exhale that suggested some general discomfort from the Marshal but there were eyes on him and credibility on the line. Keeping his word meant a lot here, generally speaking.]

Against my better instincts - I would like to request some changes to my cabin, on the condition that it won't take any large and substantial amount of energy.

If it's not, I'd like a proper bedroom with a living room to attach to the kitchen, decent sheets, a comfortable mattress and a decently piled, non-bloodstained carpet. I suppose if there's any taste to be applied to the walls, I wouldn't riot..

I apologize in advance for the oddness of the request.

[bargemods]

Your concern for or resources is appreciated, Marshal. But I can manage this. Enjoy the lack of bloodstains.

[All of the above will show up, bit by bit, over the course of the next few days.]

right after Norton's explanation of the cell

[lone_horse]

Admiral-san,

I would like to request a wall of coin lockers, and a quantity of coins, to be set up in one of the rooms in the counseling office. I could also use a table for that room, please.

[bargemods]

Do you not already have a...? Hmmm. I suppose you don't. Very well, granted -though really, petal, with the way you remodeled the dining hall last year, I don't see why you need me for this.

[The table will show up immediately; the lockers, a day or so after that.]

[crab_rangoon]

Admiral! Darling, I'll send you a list, but! Something more important. Could we do some sort of sci-fi bullshit force field for my inmate? Something she can control to turn on and off to protect her, but that automatically turns off if she strikes out to hit someone with her body or any fucking weapon she manages to get her hands on. I'm not protecting her when she wants to cause trouble.

She wants to make it some sort of ability, but I don't care if it's a goddamn button. What do you think? Can you help me out here?

God help me, I am requesting this nonsense for goddamn rats.

- A small travel/quarantine carrier.
- Vitamin supplements.
- A litter box.
- Three sets of door sweeps.
- A rat hammock.
- A small hutch.
- A salt lick.
- A mineral wheel.
- Nontoxic animal shampoo.
- Two rat adjustable harnesses with short leashes.
- A ceramic food dish.
- Plug protectors.

[bargemods]

Busy week, Mr. Min?

Granted on all counts, but expect the items to arrive in a staggered fashion.

[statementfuckingends]

I feel like I should apologise in advance for this, but since I do genuinely believe this'll be massively helpful for Jacobi's ongoing wellbeing and graduation, I'm not sure I can.

First of all, can we upgrade Jacobi's room so it's explosion-proof? We don't want anything that goes off in there to affect the ship surrounding it, and I don't know how much that's a thing currently.

Secondly... I'd like to request explosives. A lot, of various kinds. I have a list, actually. With the full understanding that if Jacobi or anyone else does misuse them to damages the ship and-or any creatures, alive or otherwise, on board, it's my head on the chopping block for it. I take full responsibility for all actions and consequences that are caused by them, and submit to any repercussions that result from it, including demotion or just being outright kicked off the Barge.

[bargemods]

[SIGH]

I do hope you know what you're doing, Mr. Stoker. Show me this list, and I'll consider it.

[shamebat]

Hi, yes, Admiral?

I would like a release on all of Makima's powers. I think my little girl has proven herself a worthy little thing and deserves them back.

[bargemods]

Granted. Best of luck.

[draculabutbackwards]

Requesting that Hunter be able to use glyph-based magic according to the same principles he would in his own world.

[bargemods]

Granted.

[never_francesca]

[She reads off a list.]

Right. To ensure fewer people get bloody well eaten on Dinosaur Island - One Cierva C.30A Autogyro with lifting harness and ropes - plus requisite fuel.

[bargemods]

You want me to provide you with a flying machine, Ms. Cook?

[SIGH]

Though-- hm. I do see your point.

Have you explored much of the island, petal? I do believe there was... something... in the woods behind the research building.

[If she goes and looks, she'll find an abandoned autogyro, used and then left behind by the scientists who once worked here. It won't be immediately serviceable, but with Franky's skills and the tools found in the center, it shouldn't be hard to her to quickly get it into flying shape.]

[littletonoidea]

Right, so- can we roll back the punishment I gave Elias earlier vis a vis backfiring pain, and make it so he can use his full powers on anything native to this port?

[bargemods]

Naturally; granted.

[backdated to June 6th please]

[routemistress]

'Ey Admiral! Could you change TikTok's cabin to 'is old art studio, please? I'm asking 'cause 'e's new and not been paired yet.

[backdated to June 6th please]

[bargemods]

Very well, Ms. Wildthyme; granted.

backdated to early in the port

[riseunparalleled]

Admiral, may I request Xiao Xingchen horsetail whisk? Thank you for your consideration.

OOC

[bargemods]

QUESTION is this set before or after pairings went up on the 15th?

backdated to before the port

[colorofthesky]

Hey.

Sweeney told me the Warden he was paired with fucked off after only a month and never even went over his file with him.

Can I get a copy for him to look at?

[bargemods]

No, Mr. Fair. Files are the purview of permanent wardens only.

i'm not every sorry

[brushoff]

[ these things happen when you basically get dared to ask the question ]

Hey babe! Up for a threesome with me and Elias? Or if you'd rather not fuck Inmates, it can just be you and me—and please don't give me any nonsense about not sleepign with your subordinates, what sort of boss hasn't dreamed of fucking the secretary?

Re: i'm not every sorry

[bargemods]

You'd be a terrible secretary, Mister Gray.

[routemistress]

'Ello Admiral love, I expect you're relieved I'm not trying to move our relationship away from the professional. I'm a one-pandimensional-being kind of girl, it turns out, and my bus and I are very 'appy.

On another note, a while back I requested access to John Seed's private filters - I'd like you to rescind that now, please.

[bargemods]

Your network has been a strange place this week, hasn't it.

Granted, naturally.

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[worthallthis]

Hi.

Thanks for the dinosaur port. That was pretty great :)

[Look at B, learning emojis. Kind of.]

We brought some goats on board in order to supplement the supplies you get us. Is there any way to make a little more room for them in the kennel? Expand one of the rooms maybe or add a bigger one in the back? This isn't urgent, for now they're just hanging out in the dog side of the kennels, but they could really stand more space and maybe a window or lawn or something.

I'm also working on rebuilding that personal alarms project. I've got some supplies from port to get started, but if you've got anything you can add, I won't say no.

[bargemods]

Mr. Barnes--

[A heavy sigh.]

Please do hold that thought.

[made viewable to Nathaniel/John, backdated to before dinosaurs port]

[deuceoftears]

Please provide John Mandrake with the Amulet of Samarkand, or a device with the same defensive properties.

OOC

[bargemods]

Question from the poor canonblind mod: would this be classified as a power?

[everswirlingtoilet]

Yo, Sailor Boy--when you get a minute, can you restore Laszlo's power of hypnosis?

[bargemods]

That's a bit of a gamble, isn't it? Regardless, granted.

[tarakan]

I do not expect you to answer this, but must confirm from a secondary source.

Colonel Warren Kepler told me that back home, my research on decima virus was being used as bioweapon. He also told me that Isabel Lovelace was some sort of...copy, I suppose, created by race of beings we know as Dear Listeners. Are both of these statements true?

[ They are true. They are both so very much true. No lies were spoken. Hilbert's just holding onto one tiny shred of hope that MAYBE Kepler lied to him. ]

[bargemods]

They are, petal. My apologies.

[tinstar]

I'd like to request Captain James Flint's Cabin to be relocated next to mine, Deck 8, Room 9, if we can.. Please.

[bargemods]

Oh, I suppose so. But don't all start making a habit of this, mm?

[wildguardian]

Hey there, Admiral!

Can we get a small pool in Azul's room, big enough for him to stretch his legs in a little? Kid's semi-aquatic, he could use it.

... And some non-slip water resistant shoes in Jamil's size, so he doesn't wind up concussed hanging out with his beau.

[bargemods]

Yes, all right; granted.

[But it'll take a full day to show up!]

[major_rawne]

A microscope for John Mandrake, with slides, covers, dyes, and vials. And anything else he needs to experiment with it.

[bargemods]

Granted.

Backdated a couple days

[lone_horse]

Admiral-san,

Two things: I have a small list of things to request for my inmate, please. Specifically, a small assortment of fine liquor and 5 bottles of good champagne--all from Earth, roughly 20th century. Also a new pair of fashionable swim trunks, and a jar of Vaseline.

The second thing: he is concerned about mental attacks directed at him and powers that could meddle with his mind or his memories. Is there anything you could provide that I could give him or any technique you know of he could learn that would protect him in that way?

[bargemods]

A list indeed, goodness-- but alright, granted.

[All the items will trickle in one by one over the next several days.]

And as for those mental attacks... there are many things I could do, some easier than others. What specifically are you interested in, petal?

just doing this quick back and forth myself post plurk discussion

[tucky]

[After Petronilla's "pregnancy" announcement--]

Requesting a pee stick pregnancy test.

[bargemods]

Don't be ridiculous, Miss Doggett.

[littleonewhosteals]

Hey, how fucking amiable are you to helping me out today? Since we get along so famously. I know B asked about moving stuff for his goats, but - if we moved shit from the art gazebo to the casino to make some more room, is it going to cause the ship to have a fucking fit?

[bargemods]

You're planning to move it yourself rather than asking me to, I should hope?

[wildguardian]

Hey there, Admiral! So: before the new pairings roll around, since I've talked about this with Zack and Sephiroth both.

Can you give Sephiroth back the ability to sense Zack? Only sensing, no ability to influence him in any way, no ability to sense other people who may also share cells with him.

Also, sorry about the requests lately. If I were going to drop you off some almond cookies for the trouble, is there a spot on board I should leave 'em?

[bargemods]

Granted.

And thank you, petal, but, ah-- I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to enjoy them as intended. Nevertheless, the sentiment is both noted and appreciated.

[brutallyefficient]

Hello,

I noticed on the Network that one of our Inmates has recently graduated. Would there be a way to facilitate double-checking the evidence to support this? To make sure that it's a legitimate decision.

[ Grudge?? Not sure what you mean. ]

[bargemods]

It is legitimate, dear.