TLV - Admiral Requests

[bargemods]

ADMIRAL REQUESTS
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Post your requests to the Admiral below (and also a note if you would specifically like that request to be rejected), and we will get to them in a timely manner. All Admiral requests (with the exception of Inmate resurrections) must go through this post, and their approval cannot be handwaved. Additionally, requests will only be granted to Wardens.

Unless otherwise specifically noted, all threads on this post are considered to be Private.

Though the Barge does not speak in any traditional way and is not reachable by communicator, it is sentient, and characters occasionally reach out to it via tapping on walls in Morse Code, spelling out messages in alphabet-letter fridge magnets, and other creative methods; if your character decides to try this, those messages may be dropped here as well!

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[viking_seer]

Admiral.

[ It's a polite greeting. ]

I'd like to place a restriction on my current inmate, Jacob Seed.

Specifically, I'd like this restriction to be on projectile weapons of any kind: bows, slings, guns, crossbows, or anything else.

He only gets one shot total from all of them, any of them. One shot that he can use up on any weapon of his choosing, but once that shot is gone, none of those weapons will work. I'd also like this to apply to any attack made at his direct order; no proxy trigger fingers to get around it.

Similar to Collins, I'd like their warden to be made aware if that shot is used... and able to, at their discretion, provide another single shot or a temporary release.

Can we do that?

[ I've got player's okay on this! ]

[bargemods]

Yes, Ms. Anderson, I can.

Granted.

[greatoldjohn]

Admiral.

[ He's hopeful but trying not to be too hopeful. ]

I'd like to request Arthur's sword cane back, please. I understand I'll be responsible if he uses it poorly.

[bargemods]

Oh, yes. Where did I put that...

It will delivered to him shortly.

[the_second_noel]

Hiya, Admiral -- if you got a minute, I wanna ask about changing my cabin to, uh...

[ He almost says 'literally anything else', but that might be a little open ended. ]

...just a regular cabin, just the way they come. Don't gotta pretend to be anywhere else.

[ AKA: please for the love of god can it not pretend to be anywhere else. For personal reasons. ]

[bargemods]

Cabin layouts can vary, dear. It's not a pretense of being somewhere else.

But I can change your room to the generic layout if you prefer.

[greenzone]

Hi, Admiral. I'd like to ask for a couple things. One is a gun, probably a .22 would work, that doesn't need to be loaded, with ammo that knocks people out or incapacitates them for a little while.

The other thing is a taser that doesn't shock anyone, it just sends whoever I tag with it straight to an empty cell in Zero.

[bargemods]

Is there a reason you want the stunner to look like a .22, petal?

[viking_seer]

Hey Admiral,

...I promise I'll slow down with these: can I get a couple of changes to Jacob Seed's room, please?

First off: soundproof it, but send a notif to his warden if anyone dies in there with info on who's in the room at that moment. He's asking for the soundproofing for his dog but I realize the opportunity this would present for others. I'd also like to get him some dog food containers for keeping the stuff fresh and fresh supplies, if you don't mind.

Second off: can he get a small yard for his dog attached to his cabin? I've only been here for a couple of months but I've already seen a few situations where getting a dog out to do their business wouldn't be something I'd feel comfortable about and I think his dog is going to be a big help to his mental health going forward.

[bargemods]

I can certainly soundproof the room and provide the pet supplies, but inmate cabins don't come with yards, Ms. Anderson. He will need to leave the room to walk the dog.

I can provide puppy pads in case of emergencies.

[cactusy]

Will Graham wants the same view he had at home outside his cabin window, complete with day-night cycle. He also wants some blackout curtains. Think you can manage that?

[bargemods]

Yes, dear. Granted.

[talesuntold]

Hey, Admiral.

With John Gaius on his way out, I was wondering if you'd be willing and able to pick up where he left off.

I wasn't using his auto healing, nothing that requires constant attention, but he did a lot of work making sure I wouldn't bleed, as a public health service given my virus. Any chance you could continue that, in a way that'll undo itself whenever I leave the Barge?

[bargemods]

What exactly are you thinking of that would prevent you from bleeding, dear?

[atowncalledtreffy]

Soooo.

What do you think about me adding another job to the roster?

[bargemods]

I suppose that depends on whether your proposal is something useful, and whether it would benefit from being official.

[badbutsad]

Excuse me, sir. Would I be able to request another of the bracelet to protect against the King in Yellow? I'd like to get it for someone else's peace of mind.

[bargemods]

Yes, dear. Granted.

[inthebiblicalsense]

Sir, I was informed that it was important that I be armed in case of an emergency. I'm familiar with firearms, but I would like a nonlethal option, preferably with a decent range.

[He wasn't looking to kill anyone. Though, as an after thought he adds to his original request.] It would be better suited if it was a similar look and weight of the hand guns from home, I've been trained to use them so I can at least promise it will be used properly if it was similar. And if possible a holster for it, thigh or hip preferably.

[bargemods]

Granted, dear.

[The weapon will appear in Abel's cabin; it resembles a gun he's familiar with, but has a stun effect on anyone shot with it.]

Audio

[worthallthis]

Hi Admiral. Yelena would like, uh, a good-sized terrarium with a very heavy lid. Maybe one that locks in multiple places and has unbreakable glass for the sides.

No need to make it too fancy otherwise, she's just going to be keeping some of those weird marshmallow things in there for observation for a while.

Re: Audio

[bargemods]

[In the muttered tone of someone whose ship has recently been infested:]

Just so long as she doesn't let them out--

Very well, granted.

[howtheyshine]

Hello, Admiral. Uh, is it okay if the first thing I ask for is for me?

[bargemods]

That depends on what it is, dear.

... but yes, probably.

[zichen]

For Dennis Collins's cabin, I request a typewriter with all the additions/mechanisms to keep it in running order for a long time. He likes to write and I would like to garner his trust.

Thank you, Admiral.

[bargemods]

Certainly. Granted, dear.

[dead_boy]

I have a couple of questions.

Starting with: Can wardens pick the inmate they want to be paired with? Permanently, I mean.

[bargemods]

You can certainly make requests, but the final decision is mine.

Backdated to 5/24

[chaos_drifter]

Admiral, I have a few questions. What would happen if I decided to stay in a world where my species did not exist?

Re: Backdated to 5/24

[bargemods]

Nothing, dear, unless there was something about the world itself that would destroy you.

Backdated to shortly after pairings

[conning]

I'd like to request the return of Stolas's grimoire, with the stipulation that should it leave his possession--be taken, lost, given away--it immediately returns to him again.

Re: Backdated to shortly after pairings

[bargemods]

Granted.

[Note: having the grimoire in his possession will not automatically remove inmate magic restrictions! Those will have to be removed separately.]

[loveisall]

Unpair Rosita and me, please.

[OOC: Obvs not meant to be granted!]

[bargemods]

No, I'm afraid not. Do your best, dear.

[routemistress]

'Ey Admiral love! Can you remove the restriction on Mystique's power, please? Except maybe stop 'er from impersonating anyone on board.

[bargemods]

No restrictions except that she can't take the form of anyone on board?

Certainly. Granted.

backdated to Alan's Arrival Day

[viking_seer]

[ Oh, she sounds stressed. She sounds so stressed. But she's going to breathe in and breathe out and get this done. ]

Hey, Admiral. Can I get a few modifications for Mr. Wake's quarters?

Specifically, if I could get a bed put in there, a dresser, a clothes rack, maybe a folding dressing screen? some additional electrical lighting, a bookshelf, a mini-fridge, a coffee maker, and the toilet-sink combo?

Also some glowsticks, if you don't mind, bright as you can make 'em.

Re: backdated to Alan's Arrival Day

[bargemods]

My, that's quite a lot.

Yes, dear, I can. It might take a little while, but -- granted.

[The toilet and additional lighting will appear right away, as will a pile of glowsticks by the door. The rest of the furniture will appear throughout that day.]

[a_titanum]

Herr Admiral, if I could have the kitchen, library, and study from my ancestral home added to my cabin as I've graduated. And if they could be equipped with modern electrical lighting and plugs, please? Much appreciated.

[bargemods]

Indeed you can. Granted, dear.

[major_rawne]

Can I have some silver, anti-vampire weapons?

[bargemods]

For whom, dear?

backdated to beginning of June

[conning]

Admiral, I've got another request for Stolas. Would you return his powers in full, with the caveat that I get an alert of some kind when he uses anything significant, or uses his abilities to harm someone?

And could I have an option on my warden item to undo this request when activated, such that the return of his powers would take a new request?

Re: backdated to beginning of June

[bargemods]

[a thoughtful little noise]

I can do that. Granted.

[The alerts will come through on Neal's warden item as well.]

[dead_boy]

I'd like a device for someone to listen to audiobooks - and a copy of Franz Kafka's The Trial that's compatible with it.

Ideally it should be compatible with any other audiobooks we have in the library, unless we don't?

Please.

[bargemods]

We do have the magnifying glasses in the library. And I suspect we have that book on the shelves, as well.

Backdated to just before the "Put Our Service to the Test" flood!

[deuceoftears]

Please restore Shen Wei's abilities in full. Thank you.

Re: Backdated to just before the "Put Our Service to the Test" flood!

[bargemods]

Very well, dear; granted.

[greatoldjohn]

[ John's had a day or so to think about this. ]

Admiral.

I'd like a collar for Aylin, Astarion's kitten, please. One that makes her invisible and intangible to anyone who intends her harm.

And perhaps a few more that I could bring to the vet clinic for anyone who might have... similar concerns?

[bargemods]

Yes, dear. I can do that.

[A brief pause.]

How many more do you want?