TLV - Admiral Requests

[bargemods]

ADMIRAL REQUESTS
New Admiral Request Page Found Here

Post your requests to the Admiral below (and also a note if you would specifically like that request to be rejected), and we will get to them in a timely manner. All Admiral requests (with the exception of Inmate resurrections) must go through this post, and their approval cannot be handwaved. Additionally, requests will only be granted to Wardens.

Unless otherwise specifically noted, all threads on this post are considered to be Private.

Though the Barge does not speak in any traditional way and is not reachable by communicator, it is sentient, and characters occasionally reach out to it via tapping on walls in Morse Code, spelling out messages in alphabet-letter fridge magnets, and other creative methods; if your character decides to try this, those messages may be dropped here as well!

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[Backdated, from his Christmas list]

[tricksandmischief]

[Because we're assuming he won't get exactly what he's asking for but not wanting to assume specifics, this is what Loki asked for for himself at Christmas. Or maybe he got nothing. XD Just checking here, from this post.]

* More of my clothing sent here, at least three sets.
* My dagger, sealed and encased in something clear if necessary but it means something to me and I wish to have it back, if only to view.
* Mjolnir, if I am worthy to lift it then I am no longer a danger to anyone here.

[Backdated, from his Christmas list]

[bargemods]

[The clothing will appear no problem.

The weapons will go to Chris to decide.]

[fridgetothefire]

I'd like to request a cabin change for Tiffany, please, to something that looks like a nicer hotel room, with a soft bed and lots of pillows. Base it on that place Lua and I stayed in London, if you need specifics.

[The hotel room in question, Anya's first time ever in a major city, with one of the Admiral's unlimited credit cards in her warden's hand, had been a ridiculous five-star resort, and even though he'll assuredly downsize it, the room was utterly lovely and the bed was a cloud.]

I'd also like an ipod for her, loaded with all the music on her list. And a little jazz, too.

Thanks.
[Anya thinks everyone should hear some jazz.]

[bargemods]

Granted.

[All of the CHRISTIAN MUSIC is Christmas themed. Enjoy.]

[takeyouapart]

Please may I have some clothes for myself and Tiffany, that are appropriate to her time, not mine. And a 'swimsuit'. For herself and me as well.

[Comical old-timey swimsuit for Merlin is encouraged, incidentally.]

May I also please have a room attached to my room like the one Eugene has, with a shower in it.

[bargemods]

Why would anyone like a closet with a shower in it?

[themissingpiece]

Hey, I'd like to request a compound bow and some arrows for me. I'd like to do some hunting on the next port we're able to. Wouldn't mind a locked case for it either, but it ain't a must.

Abigail Hobbs would like a compound bow too. Ben says he's okay with it. So something she might like.

[bargemods]

Granted.

[deshabille]

A surgical arch, please, and whatever else Dr. Cambridge needs to pursue restorative surgeries on Mira Hidalgo.

[bargemods]

The surgical arch will be granted.

Dr. Cambridge and I have already discussed his needs and my response remains the same.

[strangehistorian]

I have here letters that an inmate has written. Would it be possible to have them delivered to her world and time of origin, to the people she has specified?

[bargemods]

I don't recall installing a post office.

[punched_hitler]

I'd like to request a hammock for the common room Rocket destroyed.

I guess if you're feeling magnanimous, it could use all new furniture, too. But definitely the hammock.

[bargemods]

Has the entire maintenance department fallen overboard again?

Backdated to 1/30

[irishrotter]

I'd like to request that Arthas have his blood magic back.

[bargemods]

Granted.

[darknessb4me]

I don't suppose I could get a better lock for my cabin, that can't be picked by children.

No. Wait. You're going to take that literally, to spite me. I want a lock that can't be picked by children OR adults.

[bargemods]

If only there were some sort of channel through which you could ask for this that doesn't distract me with petty nonsense.

[routemistress]

So, Arthas. Can you get 'im 'is horse back?

[bargemods]

Why are multiple wardens requesting items for this one inmate? Don't you have one of your own, Miss Wildthyme?

[whatthewrackspurt]

Good morning, Admiral sir. Jax is asking for some sort of patch, and I was hoping I wouldn't need to try my hand at sewing. Could you manage it?

[bargemods]

The question is not could I. It is why should I.

[velocette]

Since it might be a while before we go through a convenient port where I could buy one, may I get a camera from you? We don't have a dark room or the chemicals to develop, so I was thinking of something called a Polaroid.

[bargemods]

Granted.

cries and backdates to his arrival

[apaintingdarkly]

Hey, make my cabin less stupid.

[bargemods]

Cabin redecoration is not my responsibility.

[godsays]

I'd like Sylvanas' healing ability, her Black Arrows and her ability to Fade to be returned to her.

[ backdated to after this. ]

[bargemods]

Granted.

[no_tell_belle]

Please restore Poison Ivy's plant growth, control and communication powers to full strength.

[bargemods]

Granted.

[mockinjay]

[She has no idea how to do this. So she'll talk like she's requesting a location at the Enclosure.]

I want Bleu to be a healer. With her power-- color? But only a healer.

Disregard this if you've spoken to the mods oocly about getting this done.

[sssiiiiirrrrr]

[It's quite a bit later that you get a response, Katniss. Horatio's voice just comes wafting out of your communicator one day...]

A healer? [Pause.] Granted. Best of luck, Miss.

Backdated to April 2nd oops

[mercurialize]

Any chance I could get a gun? Specifically a semi-automatic pistol, with a nine millimeter caliber and some bullets for it, of course.

Re: Backdated to April 2nd oops

[bargemods]

Granted. Provided you keep it out of reach of the inmates.

[routemistress]

Please switch Ceres back to full power as soon as you can.

You all right in there? Anything we can do?

[sssiiiiirrrrr]

Do you still need this? Granted, anyway.

[americasdirtiest]

Hey, any chance of getting a refill on ammo? I used most of it up on keeping the fucking monsters off your boat -- I figure that's got to be good for something, right?

You could have granted this yourself, but on the off chance that you're not having admiral Mickey

[sssiiiiirrrrr]

Granted. And, uh, thank you for that.

[Have a bunch of ammo, Mickey! And a plate of eccles cakes. OLDE TIMEY ENGLISH COOKIES.]

[routemistress]

[This time the request is preceded by a blast of noise that sounds like the horn on a double decker bus.]

Oy! Time to wake up, Admiral. I need Victor brought back now, please.

[tucky]

Thank you for graduating me.

This ain't a request for anything, I just wanna say that we miss you and we're worried about you, and we're sorry for what Arthas and Sylvanas did. They're gonna be kept from doing it again, I'm sure of it.

Come back, please. That's a request.

[tucky]

Can Lourdes get her powers back when she's in the Enclosure? Please.

[bargemods]

Do you know how much of an effort it was to grant your last request, Tiffany darling?

[routemistress]

'Ey Admiral. What would it take for you to reconsider the private bathroom situation for our inmates?

[bargemods]

Why, graduation, dear.

[punched_hitler]

I know you can give people their powers back - I want to request that you take them away. From me. I want you to take everything the serum did for me, all of it, until I ask for it back.

If you'll agree, I guess I could use some new clothes, too.

[bargemods]

Did you lose a bet, Captain?

Backdated to not long after Tiffany's request

[formerself]

Hello, um. Sir.

What Tiffany asked for, for Lourdes - for her to have her powers back in the Enclosure.

Can I ask for that for Mewtwo? For the rest of the month.

Please.

[bargemods]

Am I to understand you will be supervising it, Mister Unwin?