TLV - Admiral Requests

[bargemods]

ADMIRAL REQUESTS
New Admiral Request Page Found Here

Post your requests to the Admiral below (and also a note if you would specifically like that request to be rejected), and we will get to them in a timely manner. All Admiral requests (with the exception of Inmate resurrections) must go through this post, and their approval cannot be handwaved. Additionally, requests will only be granted to Wardens.

Unless otherwise specifically noted, all threads on this post are considered to be Private.

Though the Barge does not speak in any traditional way and is not reachable by communicator, it is sentient, and characters occasionally reach out to it via tapping on walls in Morse Code, spelling out messages in alphabet-letter fridge magnets, and other creative methods; if your character decides to try this, those messages may be dropped here as well!

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[tetractys]

ALRIGHT, BIG GUY, LET'S GO DOUBLE OR NOTHING! YOU KNOW WHAT TRUTH-TELLING TEETH ARE?

[They are a Gravity Falls thing and here they are on the respective wiki. You can wear them as dentures or over your real teeth. They are opaque gold, and when someone is wearing them they're unable to lie.]

[bargemods]

I am aware, Mr. Cipher. Your point?

[a_different_future]

Welcome back. Glad to see you're all right.

I've figured out my deal, if you're prepared.

Namely, I'd like to know everything I need to know to prevent the destruction of my world: the who, the why, the what, any possible weaknesses they might have, any possible fallout to other worlds should I do something about this, etc.

If, given this is simply information since I intend to do the heavy lifting myself, I could also find out the status of my father, that would be lovely as well.

[bargemods]

Very resourceful of you, Mr. Luthor, and thank you. Accepted.

[kissthatgoodbye]

Alright, I know I've been obnoxious, but that's just because I need a lot of attention.

What I do really want is for you to take the limits off of both Credence's magic and his wand.

[bargemods]

Granted.

[fireincarnate]

Would it be possible for you to notify us through our warden items when a new person appears onboard?

[bargemods]

Possible? More than likely. But not necessary.

[neverjoinyou]

Now that you're back--and I genuinely hope that whatever's going on with you, you're better--I have a question.

Why is Bill in the form that he is? Is there a reason for it? I don't mean he should be necessarily whatever he is wherever he's from, but why this shape?

[tetractys]

[If you want the Admiral to have the answer: Bill built it himself, he used the shape a lot, and it's what he looked like right before he died.]

[tetractys]

HEY, BIG GUY, YOU MIND STOCKING THE BAR WITH WHATEVER DARK AGES GOAT JUICE REDBEARD THE SNOW PIRATE WANTS?

[for reference]

[bargemods]

...


[A very troubled sort of sigh]

And what's the matter with cow's milk, Mr. Cipher?

backdated to a week or so or someethiiing

[lifelines]

If you'd be so kind as to fully change the layout to Steve McGarrett's cabin, he and I would greatly appreciate it. His current layout is not doing him any favors and we've already designed a new layout that should help him.

[ she may dislike the admiral, but she is at least trying to remain civil while asking for something that will benefit someone else. ]

[bargemods]

Excellent use of foresight, Miss Magnus. Granted.

[Though, strangely enough, only half of the new layout of Steve's cabin arrives. Some furniture is missing, some of the paint hasn't reached the ends of the walls, half the outlets don't work, etc.]

[ishallshedmylight]

Good morning, Admiral.

I would...

I would appreciate if you would remove the restraints on Kylo Ren's abilities.

[ ho, that's a deep breath ]

All of them.

[ He's not comfortable with it, but he doesn't need to be comfortable with it. The boy is ready to take the training wheels off. He has to know who he is to figure out what he wants, and he can't know who he is without half of his senses and abilities. He'll be keeping a close eye, but- ]

I understand that he can be difficult, but I do think it's necessary for his progression.

[bargemods]

Well. If you deem it necessary, Mr. Scott..

Granted.

[ninefox]

I got you a new hat in Rankinville, the most dramatic one I could find on short notice. Should I just ask Mr. Scott to leave it in the engine room, or...?

[bargemods]

The engine room will do.

Merry Christmas.

[And you get an admiral's hat in return]

[therushingsky]

People are telling me that the current temperature is probably a choice you're making and not just a horrible mistake, so I'm just going to go ahead and ask:

Please make it less cold. Even just inching that dial just above Zero would make this job much, much easier for me. Emotionally.

And, if it's not deliberate, and there's a bug in your environmental systems, please call in an engineer or something, because this is the worst.

[bargemods]

People are mistaken, I'm afraid.

Welcome to my ship, Rhys. Please bundle up for the foreseeable future.

backdated to January 10 I'm sorry

[wrecked_egg]

Admiral--

I want you to give Ardyn back the King's Armiger. [Her pronunciation is very careful.] It's weapons from his home, things that belonged to his family. I think it'd be--good, for him to have something from there. Something to remember who he was. And--if you want, you can make it so he can't use them to hurt other people, but you already gave him a sword before, so...

no worries!

[bargemods]

You needn't justify yourself to me. Granted.

backdated to the AU flood

[ishallshedmylight]

I've got a request from my inmate to have his room redecorated in a less... oppressive dark and dreary style.

If you don't mind, sir.

Re: backdated to the AU flood

[bargemods]

Granted.

[Well. Not quite.

In fact, the walls in Kylo Ren's room change to neon pink for an hour, then back to the dreary black and grey.

This....may not be intentional]

[neverjoinyou]

Hi. If possible, I'd like some of Bill's telekinetic power to be restored. Enough that he can lift and manipulate objects an average human could with their body. I don't think it's fair for him to live on a craft built for a certain size being without the ability to fully function in that environment.

[bargemods]

Feasible, but please keep an eye on things, Mr. Skywalker. Your inmate is a notoriously tricky one.

[Except...no. Despite the Admiral's acquiescence, Bill Cipher does not get any of his power back]

[tetractys]

HEY! BIG GUY! CAN YOU GET ME A PASCAL CALCULATOR? ONE OF THE OLD ONES?

THERE'S LITERALLY NO WAY FOR ME TO HURT SOMEONE WITH IT!

... I GUESS I COULD HIT THEM ON THE HEAD. BUT I DON'T NEED A PASCALINE FOR THAT!

[bargemods]

I can't imagine in the whole of this ship you can't find someone to lend you a calculator, Mr. Cipher.

[therushingsky]

Hey Admiral,

General of the First Order's hoping for a little face to face with you if you're not too busy. I told him I'd pass it up the line.

Catch you later baked potater.

[bargemods]

No, thank you.

[kissthatgoodbye]

I need a key to the cybernetic maintenance facility. Possibly temporarily, possibly long term, I don't know yet.

Better go ahead and ask for lab space while I'm at it.

[bargemods]

Yes, well. About that...

When you wake up again, Mr. McDowell, remind me to talk to you.

Backdated to start of April

[callmefives]

Sir, could you please tell me if the constructs in the Enclosure have any awareness or ability to feel pain or fear? Teddy Flood is concerned that might be the case, and it seems a reasonable question, given the ways in which many of us use the Enclosure's capabilities.

Re: Backdated to start of April

[bargemods]

They are artificially generated in both body and mind, dear. They only simulate what has been requested of them.

Backdated to April 15

[callmefives]

Sir, if it's possible I'd like to request a copy of, well... a file on me? The same kind as wardens are provided with for their inmates. I'd like to provide it to my inmate so that we're on an even footing with regards to our knowledge of each other.

[bargemods]

I think writing one of those is perfectly within your capabilities, Fives. You're the expert on yourself.

[ifoundthem]

I've heard you may be taking suggestions for improving the new Barge. When it's feasible, anyway.

[bargemods]

Suggestions are welcome as of this time, Mr. Scamander. Whether I have the power to act on them is another matter, but I can...sense we're leveling off somewhat from that harrowing situation.

What was your idea?

[a_different_future]

Good morning, Admiral.

I realize that we are currently in a bit of a rush, but I would like to ask if it would be possible to bring something from home, a rather important item as the case may be.

Specifically, the 'computer' from my Fortress. I'm sure you're aware that I don't intend to stay there after I leave, but it is the last thing from my own planet that I have. I would like to have it with me, if that might be possible.

[ He would have gone back, reverted it to it's original sunstone size, and simply kept it with him, but- ]

And as I've adopted someone to the House of El, she has the right to learn the history of her new family.

[bargemods]

Good evening, Mr. Luthor. And congratulations on the newest addition to your family.

I'll do my best in the coming weeks to grant this, but I'm still figuring out things, as it were. Remind me once we've had the opportunity to stock up on supplies.

[neverjoinyou]

I know you've got a lot going on, but Bill says he's somehow been drained of power by...someone in a cape. Any way to get him back to where he was before the, ah, relocation?

[bargemods]

'Somehow'.

Was this person one of ours?

[stormandwind]

Hello, Admiral.

I have a request. An inmate has raised objections to the Enclosure's ability to produce living beings. I think that his point is valid. I also think that its current range of power at the very least harms one of the people we're supposed to be helping, regardless of any reassurances you may make about whether it harms anyone created within the Enclosure. Note that I'm not willing to take simple reassurances at face value, nor do I expect him to.

You know how much I appreciate the Enclosure, but would you please limit its scope to places rather than people?

[bargemods]

Good evening, Miss Chandler.

This inmate wouldn't happen to be Mr. Flood, would it?

[tetractys]

HEYYYYYY! I HATE YOU, WHAT'S UP, HOW'S IT GOING.

SO, AS YOUR AGENT, I THINK IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO LET ALAN PUT A SPELL ON YOU TO DETERMINE WHETHER YOU'RE TELLING THE TRUTH. IT'S GOOD FOR YOUR PUBLIC IMAGE.

[bargemods]

You'll pardon me if I seem a mite suspicious at this idea, Mr. Cipher.

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[callmefives]

"Admiral, sir-" His voice is absolutely flat and steady in the way that means he's working hard to keep it that way. "You have room for more inmates, please... please let us keep this one." Please don't send him back to the people who've done this to him.

[OOC: Link for context]

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[bargemods]

I'm sorry. It just isn't possible at this time.

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[summer_disregard]

[ From Clark Luthor's communicator ]

My name is Marcus Pierce. Or that's what I'm known as at the moment. The name I was born with is Cain.

Yes, that one.

I've been told that you're the one in charge of this place. I've also been told that if I'm here, I'm more than likely dead.

I'd like to request permission to stay dead. Believe me when I say it's long overdue. Whether I stay here or I go someplace else... anything but being alive again. I can't go back. I just can't.

Thank you for your assistance,
Cain

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[bargemods]

Hello, Mr. Pierce. Or Cain, as it were.

Unfortunately, you're not one of "mine", per se. I don't have a significant hold on you and can't grant your request, as it isn't within my power.

We may talk again soon.