TLV - Admiral Requests

[bargemods]

ADMIRAL REQUESTS
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Post your requests to the Admiral below (and also a note if you would specifically like that request to be rejected), and we will get to them in a timely manner. All Admiral requests (with the exception of Inmate resurrections) must go through this post, and their approval cannot be handwaved. Additionally, requests will only be granted to Wardens.

Unless otherwise specifically noted, all threads on this post are considered to be Private.

Though the Barge does not speak in any traditional way and is not reachable by communicator, it is sentient, and characters occasionally reach out to it via tapping on walls in Morse Code, spelling out messages in alphabet-letter fridge magnets, and other creative methods; if your character decides to try this, those messages may be dropped here as well!

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[choosetoforget]

Happy Christmas, Admiral! Or - well, whatever you may celebrate, if anything at all. This is unrelated to a gift and I know you are terribly busy after fulfilling the wishes of everyone else, so please don't take this as something required imminently.

I need a small vial of Weyer's tonic, please. At - at your earliest convenience. Though if that's too complicated, then simply equal parts of its ingredients would suffice - tampter, vitae, and fungal poison. I can make it myself.

Much appreciated! And - and thank you for - for the chance here.

[bargemods]

Granted, petal.

And - congratulations.

Backdated to when he was temp-wardening Thomas Blanky

[atowncalledtreffy]

Oy.

I wanna request a room change for Blanky. He wants to be a baker when he gets out of here. Can you put a kitchen in his room?

Re: Backdated to when he was temp-wardening Thomas Blanky

[bargemods]

Can't he use your kitchen to bake in, petal?

Hmm... I could add electrical outlets and counter space. A full kitchen will have to wait for him to graduate.

[pharadyne]

Cooee, Admiral! I'd like a workbench to be added to Dr. Octavius' cabin. And some miscellaneous spare parts to give him something to tinker with, but nothing that can be assembled into a weapon or added to his mechanical arms to make them shoot lasers or anything like that. Miscellaneous spare parts, reasonably harmless in whatever configuration they're made into.

Oh, and make some of them alien and completely unrecognizable to him, that should add to the fun.

[bargemods]

Are you sure this is a good idea, dear?

Oh, very well. Granted.

[About one-quarter of the spare parts will be alien; none of them can be used to make an effective weapon in any configuration.]

[routemistress]

'Ey boss, 'ow's it going? Listen, I'm 'earing that the lounge doesn't stock drinks from Kikimora's world. Would you like to sort that?

[bargemods]

Which drinks are you considering, Ms. Wildthyme?

[reformedsinner]

Ah, may I request a small change to my cabin?

I'd like a separate bedroom. And a couch in the main room where my bed is now, please.

[For company. Because, apparently, company he invites to his home is now a thing that he sometimes has.

Also because he can now make requests of the Admiral himself, and he's going to unbend about it very slightly....]

[bargemods]

Granted.

[brushoff]

Hey babe!

I believe Johann's healing factor is at about half power? Please kick it up to full power, how it was back in his world.

[bargemods]

Very well, dear. Granted.

[badbutsad]

Excuse me, Admiral- sir? Is it sir? Uh--

Would I be-- I'd like to request the requisition of- of a few training wands, from the Boiling Isles. I think- there should also be a book series about beginner's spells for the major covens, if. If that's alright to request in addition.

...please.

[bargemods]

Granted, petal.

[routemistress]

'Ey Admiral! Can you please lift all the restrictions on John Gaius' powers except the one about needing consent to affect anyone with 'em, please?

And thank you for bringing 'im here.

[bargemods]

Certainly, dear. Best of luck.

[atowncalledtreffy]

Oy.

Can I get a flamethrower? And a shower upgrade for my room? Something like what Maggie's got at her place. They're for my inmate.

[bargemods]

Goodness, a flamethrower?

Granted, but you're on the hook if this goes poorly, petal.

Voice | Backdated to mid-port

[neverwaitslong]

Hello, Admiral.

I apologize for this being my first request. I assume the answer is no, but I agreed to ask anyway.

Kikimora would like some assurance that she will be assigned a new permanent warden before the next round of temporary pairings. I told her she can't have that guarantee. That only you control the pairings, and you don't generally let people in on them ahead of time.

Would you please reply and let her know where you stand on the matter?

[Ulla sighs. She has some sympathy, but Kikimora's demands are still exhausting.]

[bargemods]

I'm afraid your correct, Miss Ulla - that is indeed not feasible.

[brushoff]

Hey there babe, it's me, I'm back again.

So. Johann, my sweet darling problem child of an inmate, has this thing where people occasionally don't remember him. They can look at him, talk to him, be hurt by him, but for some reason, their mind forgets he ever existed.

Cancel that, please. Nullify it entirely. The little shit needs to learn that actions have consequences.

[bargemods]

Consider it done.

During the Gradumotion Flood—

[conning]

[He’s wildly unsure about doing this, about whether or not his request will even be considered given that this whole situation is probably temporary, and maybe it will go back to what it was before afterward—but he can’t not ask when the opportunity is there.]

I’d like to request the… [Brief confusion on how to put it, even though he’s overthought this for hours? Yes.] I’d like Malcolm Bright’s night terrors to be cured. Or removed, or healed. How precise does the terminology on this have to be?

[Is this a three wishes scenario, a monkey’s paw thing? It seems too easy.]

Re: During the Gradumotion Flood—

[bargemods]

[In a harried, distracted voice--]

Yes, yes; any of those is fine, petal. Consider it done.

Postdated to the morning of 2/10

[madaboutit]

Admiral, I would request the following while I have the opportunity:

1] The shower formerly in Maggie’s cabin, with full decon facilities, be placed in my cabin. Preferably as a second bathroom space, separate and on the opposite wall to my own, if permissible.

2] A pleasant-tasting, non-harmful oral tincture, lozenge, pill, or other medication that will prevent/neutralize viral transmission from a Kellis-Amberlee-infected individual to a non-infected individual whether administered before or after contact by either party; along with the recipe and materials to produce more in perpetuity without special equipment, training, processes, or a manufacturing period of more than 24 hours required. Permanent inoculation is ideal, otherwise an efficacy period of at least 4 hours, and without the risk of overdose or addiction. Initial request for at least 20 doses. This is meant as protection and not a cure to the disease, given the complex nature of the virus and the secondary dangers that come with its cure.

3] Neutralization or other form of protection from the plague of Bad Luck that afflicts me due to the absence of my Lucky Coin, both for the safety of myself and others.

Re: Postdated to the morning of 2/10

[bargemods]

[Distractedly--]

Goodness, that is a lot, isn't it. I'll do my best.

[The items and effects will come in at a staggered rate, but they will all come.]

~ during the Flood

[mandrakeroot]

Admiral, I would like to make a few requests:

My personal library, from the house of Jessica Whitwell and my contact lenses. A bag that holds more than it appears. A ring of invisibility, an amulet that protects your mind from outside influence and a belt that increases strength. Certain gemstones: turquoise, carnelian, emerald and an amethyst crystal that blurs people's memories of seeing or talking to the person holding it. The materials for several science projects: an electronic sensor, building an x-ray machine, building a small drone, and, making a small robot.

Thank you.

Re: ~ during the Flood

[bargemods]

[Very much in the voice of someone who's only halfway paying attention--]

Why are so many of you choosing this week to-- yes, yes, all right. But don't expect it all at once, hm?

[These will come in piecemeal throughout the flood period.]

during the start of the flood

[tarakan]

[ He's got a file and a bathroom and warden access so might as well try... ]

Requesting key to infirmary, please.

Re: during the start of the flood

[bargemods]

[In a distracted tone] Petal, why don't you just ask--

Hmm, it seems we do have some open positions there. Very well, I'll transfer you.

[He will lose his greenhouse key and acquire an infirmary one in its place.]

Flood requests

[ragsnbone]

Hello there, I hope you're well. I would like to request an upgrade for my rooms from the old shop front of Wushanju to Wushanju's current state if possible? That's the main room, the kitchen, the bathroom and the two bedrooms, and maybe the courtyard? [muttered] There's more, it's a full siheyuan but don't wanna be a burden.... Oh! And can Zhang Qiling be allowed to have his Zhang-ness and sword back?

Re: Flood requests

[bargemods]

You may have the rooms, dear, but as for the sword--

[There's a lengthy pause.]

He may not have his sword back; you two aren't permanently paired.

[everythinglost]

[Managing to mostly suppress his somewhat pained sigh -] Can I move to a supervising position in Zero? With the key to get in.

[bargemods]

Yes, yes, very well.

[citizendetective]

Two loaded pistols and five syringes of Fentanyl, please.

[Just to start with.]

[bargemods]

[Distractedly]

Very well, granted.

[nonehousesleftgrief]

Gonna need Iris Wildthyme restored to her full capabilities, brother.

[bargemods]

Granted, petal.

[divingdeep]

Right. Expand my room to something the size of one of the nice upstairs rooms at Max's place. Fully furnished if you would.

I'd also like a well stocked bar, brace of pistols with extra powder and shot, three knives of which one is a big pigsticker and the other two small enough to conceal in a boot and my goddamn left leg back.

[bargemods]

Granted.

[lone_horse]

I would like the key to the speakeasy, please.

[ Look, he's wanted to see this place for ages. Silver lining!
As soon as he knew what was going on, he decided to shoot his shot. ]

[bargemods]

Done.

[damesuccubus]

Admiral, I would like a short bow and a quiver full of arrows. Oh, and while we’re here, a well-stocked poisons and herbs cabinet, a pair of leather boots, and a hunting knife.

[A pause, as though she’s just realized she can have about anything.]

And a necklace, the very same necklace my sister-in-law wears about her neck. The golden cross. I want it.

[Added as an afterthought:]
…please.

[bargemods]

Yes, all right, dear.

[The items will appear one or two at a time over the course of the day.]

Request for Ulla

[madaboutit]

Admiral, I request Ulla's sykurn knife be returned to her. I understand I ain't her proper Warden, but she ain't got one ta advocate fer her fer somethin' so important.

[bargemods]

I'll need to hear from-- who was it? Ah, yes. I'll need to hear from Sae on this.

[monsterjohann]

Admiral, I'd like my knives back from home. My boning knife and the throwing knives, specifically!

You're a dear.

[bargemods]

Granted.

[sefirot]

I'd like to obtain the weapon from my world known as the Fusion Sword.

[bargemods]

Hmm? Oh, yes, very well, petal. Check your room.