TLV - Admiral Requests

[bargemods]

ADMIRAL REQUESTS
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Post your requests to the Admiral below (and also a note if you would specifically like that request to be rejected), and we will get to them in a timely manner. All Admiral requests (with the exception of Inmate resurrections) must go through this post, and their approval cannot be handwaved. Additionally, requests will only be granted to Wardens.

Unless otherwise specifically noted, all threads on this post are considered to be Private.

Though the Barge does not speak in any traditional way and is not reachable by communicator, it is sentient, and characters occasionally reach out to it via tapping on walls in Morse Code, spelling out messages in alphabet-letter fridge magnets, and other creative methods; if your character decides to try this, those messages may be dropped here as well!

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Comments

[ukan]

I'd like to request that Kyoko have her powers returned to her. If there should be regulations on it, then I request her powers be returned to her when she's in danger, when she's defending another person, or when she's sparring Trevor Belmont.

[bargemods]

Kyoko isn't your inmate, Mr. Tennant.

[atowncalledtreffy]

Oy. Necromancer.

Kindly go fuck yourself, you evil piece of shit.

[bargemods]

Your opinion is noted, Mr. Belmont.

[never_francesca]

Right. Requesting a punishment for Mr.Flint. Agreed upon amongst wardens, bloody amazingly, to actually do something, limited though it is.

Varying degrees of physical discomfort, if he tries to cause harm, to whichever limb was raised to do the harming. Scaling from pins and needles to flat out not working. For any lashing out or violent thought. Five days' duration, after he's released from zero.

[bargemods]

Granted, Commander.

[awpants]

Can I get some chocolate bunnies or chocolate eggs for Easter?

[bargemods]

Very well.

[colorofthesky]

Hi, Admiral.

I know I’m not officially paired with Envy this month, but since his temp seems to have left us, I’d like to take over until his next pairing.

And in light of the fact that he drugged and kidnapped me, I’d like to request the following consequence:

Every time Envy lies to someone else, a black mark will appear somewhere on his body someone else can see it. Every time Envy lies to himself, a red mark will appear somewhere it can’t be seen by someone else. Both types of marks will burn briefly when they appear, and the only way for him to get any of them to vanish is for him to tell the truth about something he lied about.

I realize he might end up with a lot of marks so something obnoxious like neon shades or sparkles would be fine too if we get to that point.

[bargemods]

Granted, Mr. Fair.

[routemistress]

'Ey Admiral! Been a while since I 'ad a proper murdery inmate, eh?

Can you produce an effect on John Seed like a one-man truth flood? With a compulsion to answer any questions put to 'im? I'd like it to last till Trixie's completely over 'er death toll, please.

[bargemods]

Naturally, Ms. Wildthyme. Best of luck.

sorry not sorry

[statementfuckingends]

Terribly sorry, but I've been asked to request a set of, and I quote, the most "terribly emo as possible" My Chemical Romance band posters. Two is fine but if you happen to overshoot I'm not going to be upset.

[bargemods]

Very well. "Emo" is, ah, a somewhat subjective term, but I do hope these are sufficient.

backdated to the beginning of April

[anti_altruisms]

Admiral, if you would-

I’d like something to limit my powers and abilities to their peak human level.

A ring or armband would be fine.

Re: backdated to the beginning of April

[bargemods]

Granted.

[Though it'll take a full day to show up.]

[lone_horse]

Admiral-san,

Would it be possible to stock the wardrobe with an assortment of makeup and cosmetics as well?

I took the time to see if there was anywhere else that provided a resource but I couldn't find one.

[bargemods]

I'll see what I can do, Kiryu-san.

[Over the course of the next several days, a decent selection will show up in piecemeal, albeit occasionally in strange off-brands ands color names that no one would want to put on their face ("curdled milk"?).

[deuceoftears]

I'd like my memories back. All the ones Cheris stole.

[bargemods]

Oh, motylechik.

If you want me to be a party to your suicide, I am going to insist you do your job first.

[extendedbrutalpipemurder]

I'd like to request that my warden for the month, Douglas Eiffel, be rendered mute.

[ he is the worst warden ever, admiral. plz help a guy out.
ooc: i do expect this to be rejected just in case ]

[bargemods]

I'm afraid you'll just have to grin and bear it, petal.

[littleonewhosteals]

I need some shit for the greenhouse. [Ugh.] Please? Can we have a sapling or whatever they call it of a crab apple tree from Hunter's world and a bunch of small ceramic pots?

Also, for T - a really nice flute. I don't - really know what that would look like, but hopefully you do.

[bargemods]

I should be able to manage that, yes.

[The flute takes half a day to show up and the greenhouse materials trickle in over the course of the next twenty-four hours, but it all gets there eventually.]

[questionsonly]

Good morning, Admiral.

How feasible would it be to get an apparatus to allow Ulla to get around without having her cut herself open any time she wants to leave her room?

I'll be honest, I'm thinking something like a hover fishbowl with steering but I'm open to ideas. It's just that there's a concern about her being mid-transformation when someone presses that new button you provided us with. Which could kill her. So I'm looking for what options are available.

[bargemods]

That should be doable, yes.

[It'll take a full day to show up, but the floating fishbowl will show up in her cabin!]

[colorofthesky]

Hi, Admiral.

I’ve got two requests - no rush on either of them.

I’d like to add a guest bedroom to my cabin, furnishings included.

Also, if you could get me a Stop materia from my home world, I’d really appreciate it.

[bargemods]

I'll see what I can do.

[The bedroom will show up immediately, and fill itself with furniture slowly over the course of the day; that said, a few important things (ex. A BED) will be missing until he bugs the Admiral about it again.

The Stop materia will arrive several hours after the request is made.]

[epistemological]

Good evening,

I have two… possibly confusing requests.

The first is a Maine coon girl kitten and the suitable supplies for it (food, litter, a box, bowls) to be delivered to Daniel’s room.

The second is a punishment for Daniel which is much as the last time: if he could be marked when he lies and marked when he considers violence, black and red respectively as last time.

This time, however, I’d like for him to have ten minutes time during which he can acknowledge or tell the truth, and/or act to correct the harm he considered …which will remove it. I’d also ask that unspoken thoughts be visible only to Daniel and myself, while anything spoken is visible to others.

…I realize this is all bit much but it was terribly effective last time.

[bargemods]

Well, then, naturally - granted.

Please do expect the cat to take a few days to arrive.

[riseunparalleled]

Admiral, may I ask for certain powers to be restored to my temporary inmate, Shen Wei? In this case, the ability to heal himself and others. Thank you for your consideration.

[bargemods]

Granted.

[colorofthesky]

Hey, Admiral.

I don’t know if you know about the fire in the library, but - is there any way the books and others things that were destroyed could be replaced?

We’re going to clean it up ourselves. I just wanted to see if that was something you could do after we get things in order.

[bargemods]

As long as you don't expect immediacy, Mr. Fair... that should be doable.

[littletonoidea]

So, I've got two for our good ol' college trying-everyone's-nerves Elias.

First, all the books in his room? Gone. Every single one. And if he tries to bring another one in? Back, foul beast from whence ye came. I don't care if he's got a diary, a notepad, a goddamn take-out menu, everything must go.

Also- if he tries to hurt someone again? It's only gonna hurt himself. So, like, if he stabs someone, the hole ends up on him and the potential pincushion's totally Zen. And I want that to work for psychic damage too, if that's kosher.

[bargemods]

Granted. Best of luck, Mr. Eiffel.

[tinstar]

I'm startin' to finally go mad in the silence of my room interrupted by the theater musicals that are apparently bein' hosted next door - coulda swore I didn't move onto Broadway - can ya help spare me and give me a.. CD player with a stack of music or a.. Magical Radio that turns to whatever I want or somethin' - I gotta get a break and this is less work intensive than moving me.

[bargemods]

[Raylan will get a CD player and a decent-sized stack of all his favorites.]

[epistemological]

I am... very sorry to be bothering you again, as I realize the recouperation of the library is no doubt taking quite a bit of energy, but there was a request.

A weapon known as the 'Vampire Killer' belonging to Trevor Belmont. He's interested in having it now that he's learned it's history and from what it seemed, he was only looking to have it to keep it for tradition. It's a family heirloom. If you'd like to, um, peacelock it completely or something, I'd understand. I'm asking because- because he's lost almost everything at one point or another and it's one of the few things he requested.

It was apparently lost in Dracula's castle and he's concerned he'll never get it back.

[bargemods]

Send the request through Trevor's warden, petal, and I'll see what I can do.

[talesuntold]

Hi Admiral. On behalf of my temporary inmate this month, I'd like to request that you use the name John Mandrake for him in future announcements.

[bargemods]

Oh, all right; I suppose.

pre-Flood

[riseunparalleled]

Admiral, may I ask for you to consider returning certain other of Shen Wei's powers. Specifically: the ability to feel other people's energy if they agree, being able to feed Dark Energy to his brother, being able to shield himself and teleportation. All of which, I believe, would help him without proving a threat to other's on board. Thank you.

[bargemods]

Granted.

[statementfuckingends]

If it's not much of a hassle right now, the apartment my cabin's based on had two more bedrooms on it - would I be able to get those back? Furniture optional, really.

--oh, and, bit more complicated - can I get an on-off switch, for like. The Zero power dampening effect, to affect my whole cabin?

[bargemods]

Hmmmm... which is higher priority, Mr. Stoker?

Slightly backdated to just after their encounter with Varney

[seegodhatesme]

I should have requested Kyoko be given her powers back much sooner. Please restore them to her now.

[bargemods]

Naturally. Granted.

[lone_horse]

Admiral-san, I have a slightly strange request. I realize it might not be possible, but it would help Norton to feel less prone to fear and anxiety. It will help him to open his heart.

Can you tell me the current state of Andrew Davidson? Even if he's still alive.

[bargemods]

You do realize that this is a somewhat complicated question to ask of someone capable of traversing time and space, yes?