TLV - Admiral Requests

[bargemods]

ADMIRAL REQUESTS
New Admiral Request Page Found Here

Post your requests to the Admiral below (and also a note if you would specifically like that request to be rejected), and we will get to them in a timely manner. All Admiral requests (with the exception of Inmate resurrections) must go through this post, and their approval cannot be handwaved. Additionally, requests will only be granted to Wardens.

Unless otherwise specifically noted, all threads on this post are considered to be Private.

Though the Barge does not speak in any traditional way and is not reachable by communicator, it is sentient, and characters occasionally reach out to it via tapping on walls in Morse Code, spelling out messages in alphabet-letter fridge magnets, and other creative methods; if your character decides to try this, those messages may be dropped here as well!

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[worstweasley]

To the Admiral;

It has been six months and I regret to inform you that Jedao Garach has not graduated. While I believe we have made some progress, I promised to step aside after six months elapsed, and I believe that the most important thing I can do for him now is to honor that promise. Please unpair us.

Thank you,
A. Hux

[bargemods]

Best of luck in both your future assignments.

[onlyeverdoubted]

I'd like to request that if possible my cabin be replaced with a two bedroom apartment with a study and kitchen in a mid-level Republic-era Coruscanti style. The particulars aren't very important. Thank you.

[bargemods]

Granted. Enjoy the change of scenery.

[smashandgrab]

Hi Admiral,

I was hoping that you could replace my cabin with something with a bit more space. And color. I had some ideas. [She attaches descriptions and images. All of them involving bright colors, some of them completely tasteless and some actually pleasant. A bedroom, living room, kitchenette/bar, and bathroom are fairly standard requests, but also included are a bouldering wall and a hot tub; Rhys egged her on. The worst the Admiral could do is say no, so why not have fun with it?]

Thanks for considering,
Taura

[bargemods]

Granted.

[She receives a not particularly attentive hodgepodge of all of the above.]

[worstweasley]

[Slightly backdated to this]

To the Admiral,

I realize this is going to be a very unusual request. I believe the person you temporarily paired me for this month has rather insistently claimed me for his own.

Do you take suggestions for permanent placement? If so, I formally request to have the Grandmaster as my inmate.

Thank you,
A. Hux

[bargemods]

Quite.

Please don't agree to this request! (It is character-approved but the player would like it denied)

[smashandgrab]

Hello, Admiral.  Will you please allow Demona to keep her true form at all times rather than only at night?

(semi-approved, per ooc communication, 'careful what you wish for' style)

[bargemods]

Very well, granted.

1/2 I slept on these

[shadowsran]

[Backdated to, damn, like, January.]

Hello! I'd like Randel's lantern to get back to doing what it's meant to, if you please. I think he'll feel better for having it in working order, and it...pretty directly keeps everyone on the ship a little safer, if I'm honest. Him included.

[bargemods]

Granted. May it be a useful experience for you both.

2/2

[shadowsran]

Hey there! I was hoping I could get some kind of...building tool for the Enclosure, if possible? Just a program on a flash drive or some little computer that only does that, just constructing objects and tweaking the room like you normally could, just more specifically, and in a way that doesn't end in hogging the room for half the day. No violating usual Enclosure rules. Obviously.

[bargemods]

What could possibly be faster than simply speaking to the room itself?

[14thcommander]

Admiral.

You are aware of the contents of Stanford Pines' report?

[bargemods]

No.

[Honestly. And not said in a tone that invites an explanation.]

[biocomposer]

Please replace Jasper's cabin with a large room including basic soft furnishings.

....Extremely robust soft furnishings.

And the burst point from her Kindergarten.

If the front door could respond to her Gem, that would be ideal. Thank you.

[bargemods]

Granted. What I've provided should withstand even her.

[14thcommander]

[Clearly 13 year old voice being as formal as she can muster]

Admiral, sir, my inmate wants all his powers back and I would like them granted to him. We will leave, kill titans, and come back later.

[bargemods]

Inmates can't disembark, Miss Hange.

[oddswerebad]

[Nico doesn't like contacting the Admiral, but he takes his duties as a warden, even as a temporary warden, as seriously as he can.]

Xigbar has asked if he can have the box he was apparently looking for back in his home. He says it doesn't have a name, but it's black, with red all around the edges, about the size of a small suitcase.

If it's not some sort of weapon or other threat to the ship, it seems like a not necessarily unreasonable request.

[bargemods]

[There's a brief hesitation. The Admiral has Questions. However, he ultimately comes down on the side of;]

Granted.

[It will arrive- locked shut.]

[tucky]

[Backdated closer to this post.]

Admiral, can you set Zim free, please? He's gonna destroy the whole Da Vinci Code if you don't.

[There is, of course, no chance of this working, and she knows it. Zim had really wanted her to give it a try anyway, though, and so here she is.]

[bargemods]

By Dan Brown? I'd be more likely to call him graduated if he did.

Happy Fourth Wall Day!

[sssiiiiirrrrr]

[Just in passing, while he's here:]

Damn your eyes, Sir!

[bargemods]

Good to see you too, Commander.

[14thcommander]

Admiral,

First of all, thank you very much for not honoring the requests of my thirteen-year-old self.

Unrelated to that, I am here to request the revival and shrinkage of a pet.

[bargemods]

Which pet and why?

[mothmansplaining]

[Time to swallow all of his feelings and make a request on behalf of his inmate.]

Would you please change Rose Quartz's quarters to the living room of Boyish Dan Corduroy's haunted cabin in the woods? ...without the ghosts, of course.

Also, paint for the walls, in several colors. She wants to decorate it herself, and she doesn't want to use up what's in the art therapy room.

[bargemods]

Good, granted.

[No guff from the Admiral this time.]

[onlyeverdoubted]

I'd like to request that Freeza's powers be restored in such a way that he has conscious control over whether or not they are active.

[bargemods]

Granted. So long as you're sure you like what he intends to do with them once he has them, Mr Rook.

[biocomposer]

For clarification:

My inmate is inorganic and cannot 'die', but I'm aware that that is a technicality. If I cause damage to her such that you would have to intervene, with her prior knowledge and explicit permission, will I be demoted?

[bargemods]

What.

[He's too annoyed to even make it a question: context, Kamski, now.]

voice

[callmefives]

Could you please install a sonic 'fresher in the inmate showers for the use of Beetlejuice, and any other inmates who might have issues with water, sir?

Re: voice

[bargemods]

Interesting. Granted.

[It appears tucked neatly in a corner.]

[Text]

[beejfu]

[The text comes in from Hange's communicator. She's in a coma, and her inmate is periodically flitting between freaking out and using this to his advantage. He's taken her communicator and her item.

Text is really the only way he can properly message the Admiral without the gig being immediately up but he's never been phenomenal at impressions or spelling.

Still, he gives it the old college try.]

Hi admiral this is Hayng.

Please give Beejfu

Please give Beteljeu

Please give my inmate back his powers. He was very good in port and deserves them.

[biocomposer]

Further to my previous query, please temporarily restore Jasper's abilities as per the terms of our agreement.

Thank you.

[bargemods]

Very well. Granted.

Saturday morning:

[biocomposer]

...Revive Rhys, please. His current warden appears to be - unavailable.

[His voice is tight.]

[reflectatine]

Are you the person I come to for a weapon?

[bargemods]

If you can't source one in a port, then yes I would be, Mr Tillman.

[therushingsky]

Question:

So you know how I can't have a copy of my file?

Why?

[bargemods]

Because files are only granted to permanent wardens, Mister Rhys.

I'M SORRY

[therushingsky]

Hey, I have a bold new suggestion for running this place like it's not a mismanaged zoo that routinely plays musical chairs with the animal enclosures.

You've noticed that you've got kind of an institutionalization problem, right?

I'M STILL SORRY

[therushingsky]

Okay asshole, ignore me, I'm still going to give you my good good ideas because the ship deserves them:

Since you like crashing the boat into shitty murder planets anyway, how about you occasionally steer us to the places that people are actually going to have to go back too? Or that they might want to go back too, but won't be able to because your standards for rehabilitation only work in a place where they can't die.

Just saying, dude, not everyone's going to have five other princes and princesses and whatever on hand to plot out how they're going to politically arrange the powers of their world, like Hux did. Most of us would just be going home to die if we could make it home at all.

So, bring it into the program. Take a couple of stops in ports that people have to go home too, give them a chance to see if it is possible to survive back home after graduation, or if they have no choice but to be looking for somewhere else.

Or just keep ignoring me you coward.

Slightly backdated, pre-flood

[biocomposer]

Please restore Jasper's full abilities. Thank you.

[bargemods]

Granted.