TLV - Admiral Requests

[bargemods]

ADMIRAL REQUESTS
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Post your requests to the Admiral below (and also a note if you would specifically like that request to be rejected), and we will get to them in a timely manner. All Admiral requests (with the exception of Inmate resurrections) must go through this post, and their approval cannot be handwaved. Additionally, requests will only be granted to Wardens.

Unless otherwise specifically noted, all threads on this post are considered to be Private.

Though the Barge does not speak in any traditional way and is not reachable by communicator, it is sentient, and characters occasionally reach out to it via tapping on walls in Morse Code, spelling out messages in alphabet-letter fridge magnets, and other creative methods; if your character decides to try this, those messages may be dropped here as well!

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a few days after the Scocophobia flood

[lone_horse]

Admiral-san,

Would it be possible to adjust my deal?

The most recent events have made me reconsider my choice and I would like to ask to add to the person I asked to be saved, should I graduate an inmate.

[bargemods]

Change is always possible, up until the moment the deal is granted.

Whether the change itself is possible depends on the scope of the addition.

[shallnotrejoice]

Hi, uh Admiral.

I just wanted to ask if Norton Folgate can get a copy of his file? He says it'll be helpful for trying to examine his past actions and sharing with temporary wardens. Since his warden will get the file anyway, it doesn't seem like it would cause any harm? And it could help.

Thanks.

[bargemods]

Not until he's permanently paired, I'm afraid.

[routemistress]

'Ey Admiral! 'Ow's life treating you?

Would you consider bringing back the labs we used to 'ave? Or summat similar? I mean, I do 'ave a workbench in my cabin but that's no use for jobs that need a clean room or air filters or what 'ave you.

[bargemods]

Iris.

Well, resources are slightly scant at the moment- but I can do a more generalized annex in the cybernetics facility.

[smashandgrab]

Hi Admiral. Would you please make the gravity level in Daniel Jacobi's cabin adjustable, with controls he can access?

[bargemods]

Very well, petal. Granted.

[smashandgrab]

Hi Admiral - another cabin request for you. Cornelius Hickey would like a bit more room than he has now. A proper bed, his sea chest, a mirror, and enough space to move. He even said the layouts of some of the unoccupied cabins would work better than the cabin he has now, so you could copy one of those if you want to.

[bargemods]

Granted. May he enjoy the space.

[hauntedcalamari]

Vis a vis Chase, can he get his magic back, but if he does magic with intent to harm someone in anything other than self defense... Maybe a shower of pink sparkly butterflies instead?

[bargemods]

Oh, very good, Mister Hargreeves. Granted.

fuzzily slightly forward-dated

[shadowsran]

Was wondering if I could snag whatever key goes to the commissary? William's been here awhile and never had much to sink his teeth into, and I think as jobs go that's his best shot at finding something that can be a little...productive, and with space.

[bargemods]

Good idea, Miss Day. Granted.

[brutallyefficient]

Hello Admiral,

May I have Dracula's family portrait? I would like to deliver it to his cabin.

[bargemods]

Of course; granted.

[everswirlingtoilet]

Could you please restore Laszlo's powers of transformation, levitation and his self-healing ability?

[bargemods]

Granted, petal.

[beejfu]

Sup, big man!

Hey, can I get three percussion grenades?

[bargemods]

Very well. Granted.

[Although if this goes wrong every single eyebrow the Admiral has will be raised.]

[goingtobeunwell]

Admiral, sir --

A request for an addition to our larder. Seal and caribou meat -- enough for a tasting, not to feed to the general population on a daily basis. Can it be done?

[bargemods]

Have the kitchen team add it to their resupply lists, please.

[routemistress]

'Ey Admiral! Could Quill 'ave 'er bracelet back, please? She says it holds snapshots of memories.

...and if there is a function she's neglected to mention, can you make sure it only works in self-defense?

[bargemods]

Granted. Stipulations and all.

[epistemological]

...I'm still annoyed about that port, mind you, but my inmate does need something so here it is: I would like to request a double edged rapier, a parrying dagger, and the appropriate holsters and such for both weapons.

She's been reasonable, doesn't appear to be violent by nature, and she deserves to be able to defend herself given what and who's also walking around here. If you please.

[bargemods]

If you think that's wise. Granted.

[questionsonly]

Good afternoon, Admiral. Just a few things, if it's not too much trouble.

Firstly: While I've never made a secret of it, the conditions of my deal would be the return to life of one Alana Maxwell.

Second: I would like a kitchen as a part of my cabin, please. Also a storage closet. If the kitchen could be from my apartment in Chicago, that would be preferable.

And last but not least: I would like a gun. Specifically a Sig P365 pistol, a pack of armor piercing rounds to go along with it, an ankle holster, and a bio-metrically locked compartment in the main section of my cabin that I can keep it in. To be clear? That gun is for me.

[bargemods]

Granted. Congratulations on the graduation, Warden Kepler.

[14thcommander]

Admiral... Bill Cipher is graduated, and I'd like to modify the earlier terms of my deal if possible, as well as hash out the second one.

[bargemods]

Yes, well done. I've been looking forward to this conversation.

Backdated to yesterday

[salmonsnacks]

Please revive anybody Connor, um, killed.

And I'm gonna need a CyberLife repair kit so I can fix him up. Thank you.

[bargemods]

Ah. Granted.

[worthallthis]

[The Admiral gets a text request listing the parts for two small hand-held radios, metal casing, and two buttons to go on the casing, in red and green. Then:]

Please. For testing an emergency beacon for people in danger. If it works I will I be asking for more to equip everyone with.

[bargemods]

Granted, petal. Though, ah-- hrm.

[There's a lengthy pause.]

The parts required to equip everyone may take some time.

backdated to shortly after pairing announcements

[vampere]

Cornelius Hickey would like a boat knife. For self-defense, if that makes a difference.

[bargemods]

Granted. But keep an eye on it, Mister Tesla.

[routemistress]

'Ey Admiral! So I 'ad a talk with Ulla about the pool water, and she says she can keep it clean without chlorine. Which frankly we'd all of us really like. Could you ewmove what's there, please?

[bargemods]

No, Ms Wildthyme, you'll have to drain it and refill it the old fashioned way. It can be done by hand.

[draculabutbackwards]

I'd like to request unlimited scope and range on Taylor's powers.

[bargemods]

Very well; granted.

[hugdadandwin]

Hello, Admiral? Zagreus here. Could you please return the healing powers of my temporary inmate?

[bargemods]

Very well, granted.

[statementfuckingends]

[Jacobi gave Tim a literal fucking invoice that he is going to pass on to the Admiral.]

Cheers, mate.

[bargemods]

[636.62$ turn up in Tim's quarters, in a variety of currencies.]

[lone_horse]

Admiral,

I have a request but before I make it, I would like to know if you can tell me about the substance Bliss from the world of inmate John Seed.

He has requested some of it for religious observance. I would not deny him his worship, but I do not feel comfortable requesting or providing a substance which I don't know or understand.

Is it possible to request information on this substance? ...in Japanese, if you don't mind.

[bargemods]

[He receives an extremely professional, polished medical brochure. As well as being thorough and accurate, the brochure is indeed written in Japanese.]

[beejfu]

Hey big guy.

Mind if I get some Bliss?

[bargemods]

[Instead, BJ receives the same pamphlet Kiryu asked for; the one discussing Bliss- and its' tendency to turn users into murder-happy maniacs and usefulness in terms of brainwashing new cult members, and the message;]

Why do you ask?

[awpants]

Hi, Admiral I'd like to get:

16 grams potassium nitrate, 8 grams sugar, 5 .50 caliber lead balls, water putty, rocket spindle, 3 foot fuse line.

It's for a sugar rocket, like the kids make.

[bargemods]

Mr. Barton, am I expected to believe that there is no sugar or lead balls to be found anywhere on this ship?