TLV - Admiral Requests

[bargemods]

ADMIRAL REQUESTS
New Admiral Request Page Found Here

Post your requests to the Admiral below (and also a note if you would specifically like that request to be rejected), and we will get to them in a timely manner. All Admiral requests (with the exception of Inmate resurrections) must go through this post, and their approval cannot be handwaved. Additionally, requests will only be granted to Wardens.

Unless otherwise specifically noted, all threads on this post are considered to be Private.

Though the Barge does not speak in any traditional way and is not reachable by communicator, it is sentient, and characters occasionally reach out to it via tapping on walls in Morse Code, spelling out messages in alphabet-letter fridge magnets, and other creative methods; if your character decides to try this, those messages may be dropped here as well!

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Private

[voluntaryapnea]

Hey, Admiral. I have an important request. What are the chances of getting a never-ending supply of mountain ash? Because with a rabid vampire wandering the ship and that being the only thing that really seems to do anything to stop him that also doesn't hurt him, it seems like a good thing to have on hand for anyone who needs it to protect themselves.

[A beat.]

And him.

Private

[bargemods]

How about we start off with enough for four people and go from there, Mister Stilinski.

Private

[punched_hitler]

I guess I've racked up a couple of requests, if you're feeling magnanimous.

I need a couple of sets of pajamas - men's boxers and undershirts in his size - for Bucky Barnes. Plain is good, no bright colors or crazy patterns.

I need a Hello Kitty sleeping bag for Mindy Macready. [If he can't get her to ask for a real bed, maybe he can make her current one a little better.] But I wanted to give it to her myself.

I also wanted to see if you know what Dippin' Dots are, because I'd like to try some. Enough to share with another person would be nice.

Private

[bargemods]

Granted.

I am particularly fond of Banana Sundae, so I hope you like fruit.

[All items will appear in Steve's cabin, including two little cups of white, brown, and yellow ice cream dots.]

[Private]

[lydiascreams]

[OOC: This is totally backdated pre-Jerry stuff.]

Admiral,

I'm starting to work with Andrew on his powers. Would it be possible for him to be able to access them at a 20% capacity only inside the CTS?

I want them to remain as they our outside the training area.

[Private]

[bargemods]

Granted.

[routemistress]

'Ey boss. Can we 'ave the Lord of the Rings Monopoly set delivered to Derek's cabin, please?

And 'alf a dozen other board games. Whichever ones you think'll be most fun, bearing in mind we already 'ave Twister and Mousetrap. Ta, love!

ETA: Can you please include an Orcish war pig with rider gamepiece, since Derek tells me the game inexplicably doesn't come with one.

[bargemods]

Granted.

[The gamepiece is wearing a tiny, broad-brimmed, feather-adorned hat.]

[dinosize]

In case of future fires, maintenance would like to request taps, buckets and/or fire blankets on each floor in the corridor. So that it's not necessary to break the plumbing. In addition, several have requested fire extinguishers here.

[bargemods]

The fire extinguishers are granted.

Buckets are located in the maintenance office.

private

[godsays]

I'd like Sylvanas' possession ability to be returned to her.

private

[bargemods]

Granted.

Private

[voluntaryapnea]

This is my official request that either Jerry or Dean be moved to another room on another floor.

Private

[bargemods]

Granted.

[Jerry's cabin will be relocated to 8-18.]

[theresalwayshope]

(VERY slightly backdated per here.)

Hi, Admiral!

I need to request some...supplies. I'm adopting a new baby rabbit, and I was hoping for a few things to take care of her.

To start, I need a small pen so she can hop around without getting hurt. She also needs a little bed to sleep in, and bowls for food and for water. I think I also need a litter box, and a regular supply of litter. Oh, and hay. I read that rabbits nibble on their litter, and need hay in their diet anyway...

Oh, and one more thing? I'd like to request a small quantity of mountain ash...just enough to circle the rabbit pen.

...I think that's it. Thanks in advance, sir!

[bargemods]

Granted.

[The items will appear in her cabin, including a little walking harness with a matching leash.]

[Private] Mirror Barge Request

[forsaken_queen]

Since I'm now taking up the place of my other self, I have a few things I need.

First, chains, heavily enchanted to imprison powerful undead. Secondly, I want his soul put back where it belongs.

[You know who she means.]

[Private] Mirror Barge Request

[bargemods]

Granted.

Welcome aboard.

[ichoosefight]

I'd like Scorpius to be made essentially human. He can keep his ugly face, I'm talking muscle composition, bone density, flat mostly-herbivorous teeth, human level eyesight. Human enough to make for a fair fight. And if you don't mind, clear his room of anything short of basic necessities and nail down any furniture. I could do it myself, but I figure you know more about what's clothes for him and what's... recreational.

[bargemods]

[No answer: all Stephanie receives in response is a Magic 8 ball that, when shaken, returns the message Try again later.]

[reeheeally]

Hey, Love Boat. If you want me to be your Doc, I'm gonna need keys to the relevant areas. You know, sick bay, pharmacy... Come to think of it, does the gym take a key?

[bargemods]

Approved.

[Perry will find an infirmary key in his room.]

[chaotica]

Keys to the Infirmary, the counseling offices, and space in the laboratory, if you please.

[bargemods]

Granted.

[suaveandspectral]

If it is convenient to you, I would like to request supplies for the small luxury of decent tea. An electric kettle, a pot, a proper tea set with necessary accessories, and perhaps some leaves of higher quality. Milk and sugar will not be necessary, but four or so extra cups and saucers would also be quite lovely in case I entertain guests.

[bargemods]

It is not convenient to me.

[This request has been denied. Please try again in November when the Admiral is again granting requests!]

[Private]

[lydiascreams]

I'd like to request a new cabin.

The reason is because Jerry has taken to vandalize the current one.

Thank you.

[Private]

[bargemods]

Granted.

[And she'll find the keys to 417 in her old room.]

[backdated to 11/14]

[punched_hitler]

Jerry is becoming a problem that we can't handle. I know he doesn't have a single assigned warden, but a number of us have talked it over and I'd like to request that all of his vampiric powers be stripped to baseline human abilities. I don't care if you give him his morality back - that would help a lot, though, by the way - but we need him to have nothing more than normal human strength, speed, and reflexes.

[backdated to 11/14]

[bargemods]

'Give him his morality back', Mr. Rogers? I think you might be confusing my role on this ship with yours.

...Oh, very well. I'll see what I can do.

[Except he's going to sit on this for a few days. Sorry, Steve]

slightly backdated to the 16th

[freezerburns]

[ooc: After this conversation.]

Hey Admiral, can I get some mistletoe, holy water and a bunch of mountain ash?

[bargemods]

Granted.

[It comes with some oven mitts. Careful handling those, Isaac.]

backdated to whenever this was actually happening, private to Admiral + Horatio

[myironeyes]

Please restore Roderick's soul.

[Over here]

[bargemods]

And what happened to Roderick's soul that it needs restoring, Marsh?

[punched_hitler]

I was wondering if I could get a Christmas tree for my cabin. Nothing fancy, just something that'll last through Christmas, maybe about seven feet tall, a couple of strings of lights.

Oh - and a wreath for the door, if you don't mind.

[bargemods]

As long as you mind the lights and all potentially stake-worthy boughs, Captain.

[justlikemom]

Hey, I know this kid thing's not going to last very long, but I was wondering if I could get a few kid-friendly Xbox games? Like...Lego Marvel or something like that

[bargemods]

Granted.

[And here are a few extra controllers as well. Godspeed, Ian Gallagher.]

[voluntaryapnea]

Sooo we have a lot of kids and a lot of snow and cold weather. Can I get hats and gloves and coats for all of them, please? Since we don't have any stuff in their sizes laying around.

[bargemods]

My, we are unprepared, aren't we?

[But have a small mountain of children's clothes in varying sizes, Stiles.]

[withtheoldbreed]

Admiral,

I'd like to respectfully request the following items on behalf of myself, Jimmy Darmody and Merriell Shelton:

(1) lighter
(1) trench knife
(1) M1 Garand with (3) clips of ammunition
(1) KA-BAR
(1) fully stocked Unit 3 (corpman's pouch)
(2) new USMC utility uniforms in Merriell Shelton's size
A week's worth of civilian clothing in Merriell Shelton's size
Jimmy's photo album

Your humble and obedient servant,
Eugene Sledge

[That is 100% how he signs his actual personal correspondence, I wish I was making it up.]

[bargemods]

You're a very demanding servant, Mr. Sledge.

[But he'll find most of the things he's requested waiting for him in his room, omitting the KA-BAR and the M1.]

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[justlikemom]

If I wanted to request a bigger bed, is it easier if I make space first THEN ask, or if I ask for the room to be bigger?

[bargemods]

That depends, Mister Gallagher. How big were you thinking?

[godsays]

Sylvanas would like a wardrobe for all of her new clothes, please - dark wood, to match the rest of her room.

[bargemods]

Granted.

[chaotica]

I'd like to replace the current diagnostic and scanning suite with a Starfleet one, including a surgical arch and microtransporter to remove foreign objects in the body. Such as bullets or knives, which seem to be disturbingly common here.

Furthermore, it would be lovely if the new inmate Tiffany Doggett could have her teeth restored, or if I could have the facilities to do so myself.

I don't suppose I can request Dr. Cox back?

[bargemods]

No, and no.

Teeth should be no trouble, though.

[150th]

I have been given a fish and wish to take care of it responsibly. I would like a supply of live seaweed, a tank filter, water treatment chemicals for a goldfish, and food suitable for a goldfish. I do not know how long you intend to keep me here, but a supply that will last for that duration would be best.

[bargemods]

Granted.