TLV - Admiral Requests

[bargemods]

ADMIRAL REQUESTS
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Post your requests to the Admiral below (and also a note if you would specifically like that request to be rejected), and we will get to them in a timely manner. All Admiral requests (with the exception of Inmate resurrections) must go through this post, and their approval cannot be handwaved. Additionally, requests will only be granted to Wardens.

Unless otherwise specifically noted, all threads on this post are considered to be Private.

Though the Barge does not speak in any traditional way and is not reachable by communicator, it is sentient, and characters occasionally reach out to it via tapping on walls in Morse Code, spelling out messages in alphabet-letter fridge magnets, and other creative methods; if your character decides to try this, those messages may be dropped here as well!

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[zichen]

I would be much obliged if you could grant me two cats, Admiral. I shall see to the needs and wants of both, gladly, each day.

[bargemods]

Granted, dear.

[goingtobeunwell]

One last request before I go, Admiral.

A few letters for my friend, James. The ones written by the Campbell girls before the last expedition, and if there were any letters from Minney and Will Coningham I'd like those as well.

I'd be remiss if I didn't also offer you my gratitude. Whilst your command of the Barge was certainly lacking, I can't deny you've been a better Admiral to your men than any ever associated with the Royal Navy.

[bargemods]

Done.

And you're welcome, Mr. Crozier. Travel safely.

[lestercraft]

Begging your pardon, Admiral, but I was wondering if I'd be able to get a second bedroom in my cabin, with a bed as well? J-just a small one is fine, and- and a second bed, a Murphy in the master bedroom, if that's not too much.

[bargemods]

Granted.

[tarakan]

[ as a note, this request is made in Russian! The Admiral's fluent enough and Hilbert's not speaking English unless he has to. ]

Admiral. Now that I am a warden and because Crozier is leaving soon, I would like to request a laboratory, as close to his as possible, to be affixed to my room with the door locked to my warden item.

I still have people I wish to teach and the Enclosure is annoyingly impermanent.

[bargemods]

[The Admiral's response is also in Russian.]

Granted, Doctor.

Backdated to just before the flood

[badbutsad]

Excuse me, sir.

Edwin [Yellow] would like his cabin changed. We'd like to make it one big greenhouse, with a, uh. Conversation pit, he called it, in the middle? Like Mr Doe has.

Re: Backdated to just before the flood

[bargemods]

Yes, though-- hm. How "big" are you asking for, dear?

[atowncalledtreffy]

Oy. Necromancer.

Need a spyglass for a friend.

[bargemods]

Very well, dear. Granted.

backdated - after his fight with Sebastian during the flood

[reformedsinner]

I'd like to request that Sebastian become insubstantial if he physically touches another person on board with intent to harm them and remain insubstantial until he gives up on his intent to harm that person. Please end this request at the end of the current flood.

Thank you.

Re: backdated - after his fight with Sebastian during the flood

[bargemods]

Granted.

[atowncalledtreffy]

Can I get a wild boar in the Enclosure? A real one, not some fake magic that'll disappear as soon as it tries to gore me.

[bargemods]

No, dear, I'm not going to set a real wild boar loose in the Enclosure for you. But-- hm.

How long would you like this hunt of yours to last?

[major_rawne]

Could you give Avalon emotions, temporarily?

[chaos_drifter]

((OOC: How this would work would be to integrate the components of emotions that Avalon feels into one complete experience. They’ll still lack strong values and motivation, but what motivation they do have will help them begin to interpret events as positive or negative. They still won’t have a fight-or-flight response, but their body will react to their thoughts and they’ll know that those sensations are internal. They’ll still have to learn how to recognize what the sensations actually mean.))

[heyboss]

Good evening, Admiral. I'd like to be able to hear Shaun's hallucinations. The one of his sister's voice. No other mind reading or anything ridiculous like that. Just what he's hearing her say, and only when he's with me.

[OOC: I have OOC consent from Shaun's player...if this is actually possible.]

[bargemods]

Hmm. I could allow that, yes. But it's a little invasive, isn't it, petal?

If Shaun doesn't want you to listen in anymore, I will respect his request.

[Shaun will be able to ICly revoke Sheehan's ability to hear his hallucinations, if he chooses.]

[neverwaitslong]

Hello Admiral.

This request certainly isn't urgent, if it's difficult to manage. But could you perhaps give me something that will let people hear sounds, especially voices, in air as if they were underwater? The way it would sound to other sildroher.

Some music only sounds right underwater, and I only have breathing gear for a couple of people.

[bargemods]

What sort of "something" were you imagining, dear?

[abrightboy]

Good afternoon, Admiral. I would like to make a request. My inmate, Kikimora, has a pet dragon back in her world. Obviously it's entirely too enormous to live on the Barge as it is there, but could you shrink her down to the size of a large dog and bring her here for Kikimora? I think caring for her would really help with some of the things she needs to work on for graduation. About the size of a Mastiff would be perfect.

[bargemods]

Granted, dear. Good luck.

[cactusy]

Hey, that thing where Will Graham can only use his weapons in self-defense or defense of others - can you apply that to all weapons he touches? Thanks.

[bargemods]

Yes, dear. Granted.

Backdated to mid-November

[loveisall]

Good evening, Admiral.

I'd like for my temporary inmate to have a small box of parts with which to tinker with. No circuitry and no way for him to make anything electrical. Only - gears and components.

And, might I be able to ask for an extension to his room? If not an entire room, then perhaps widen it to include a proper work area?

Re: Backdated to mid-November

[bargemods]

No extra rooms. But I can add in a work bench to one wall, with some storage underneath.

[Clockwork and gears only, as requested.]

[pharadyne]

Admiral, darling, I'd like a revolver for Mr. Silver. Maybe an Enfield, or something comparable.

Oh, and a box of bullets for it, too. Wouldn't be much use without those.

[bargemods]

And in the correct caliber too, no doubt.

Very well, granted.

[greatoldjohn]

Good afternoon, Admiral!

[ John sounds positively ecstatic. ]

I realize you've done a lot of requests recently for the holidays but I would like to request that Astarion's room be changed according to these specifications, please.

Thank you.

[bargemods]

Granted, dear. And happy holidays to you as well.

[deuceoftears]

Good afternoon, sir.

I don't suppose you could resurrect Warden Douglas Eiffel without his new neck implant?

If not, please don't rush. I'd also like to request a laser scalpel.

[bargemods]

I can't change how he comes back, petal.

As for the scalpel: granted. Do take care.

[routemistress]

'Ey Admiral love. Can we waive the need for consent on John's abilities with regard to Doug Eiffel until we've got this restraining bolt nonsense dealt with, please?

[bargemods]

Granted, petal.

[creeksidealtarboy]

Hey Admiral guy. Uh, now that I'm graduated, can I get a better room? Something kinda...I don't know. Cozy? Two bedrooms, living room with the TV and video games and stuff, and kitchen?

Just - something that normal people would live in. That's all I need.

[bargemods]

Granted, dear.

[cactusy]

Can I have one of those emotion ball things? The same one Avalon has.

[bargemods]

Yes, dear. Granted.

[abrightboy]

Hi. I’d like you to return beast magic, healing magic and illusion magic to Kikimora, with the caveat that she can’t imitate, duplicate or in any other way create illusions of people who reside on the Barge.

[bargemods]

Granted, dear. Good luck.

[reformedsinner]

Excuse me, I have a question. If a Warden were to return home for a short time, planning to return to the Barge, but they were killed at home, would it be possible for you to bring them back to the Barge regardless?

Is that something that could be prearranged before returning home to attempt something dangerous?

[bargemods]

I can certainly try, Mr. Cho.

Backdated to the Golden Days Flood

[withintenfeet]

[ Zerxus sounds, to coin a phrase, fucking awful. ]

Admiral, I need some advice.

[ Clearly, considering he's just made two resurrection requests in the span of ten minutes. ]

Re: Backdated to the Golden Days Flood

[bargemods]

You do seem to be having some trouble, баран.

[una_persson]

[ Subsequent to this conversation: ]

Admiral, please return Strange's powers to the extent that he can work magic on living beings. Aside from minor cantrips, environmental and area effects remain limited to the inside of his cabin, and he remains barred from magical spying, necromancy, magical travel, and summons.

I would also like the ability to quickly lift any restrictions in the event of a dire, Barge-threatening emergency. Not that I expect to need that, but I'd like to have the option in case things go wildly sideways.

[bargemods]

As for the powers: granted.

As for the ability to lift restrictions... you do know you can call me at any time, don't you, Ms. Persson?

[ooc note: Requests from permanent Wardens to restore their inmates' powers will always be granted; you don't need to wait for a mod response to assume that the powers have been returned. However, if she wants some kind of item she can personally use to return Strange's powers without speaking to the Admiral, that would be possible!]

...guess who found their communicator?

[lost_first]

You brought him here!?

[ ooc: of course he's going to fuss about this ^_^; sorry, Admiral ]

[bargemods]

I bring lots of people here, darling.