TLV - Admiral Requests

[bargemods]

ADMIRAL REQUESTS
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Post your requests to the Admiral below (and also a note if you would specifically like that request to be rejected), and we will get to them in a timely manner. All Admiral requests (with the exception of Inmate resurrections) must go through this post, and their approval cannot be handwaved. Additionally, requests will only be granted to Wardens.

Unless otherwise specifically noted, all threads on this post are considered to be Private.

Though the Barge does not speak in any traditional way and is not reachable by communicator, it is sentient, and characters occasionally reach out to it via tapping on walls in Morse Code, spelling out messages in alphabet-letter fridge magnets, and other creative methods; if your character decides to try this, those messages may be dropped here as well!

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[witness_this]

I'd like to request a key to the supply cupboard in the greenhouse. If you don't deem it too early, I'm prepared to take up the vacant supervisory position there.

[bargemods]

Have you had a discussion with the resident minotaur at the center of the maze, love?

[youwillgotohell]

Stop doing...whatever it is you're doing to Pietro's abilities. Give him his full abilities back.

[bargemods]

It won't make him a better conversationalist, you understand.

[irishrotter]

My neurotriptyline's been stolen. The medicine, all the equipment-- I need a new supply.

[bargemods]

Shouldn't you be keeping an eye on that?

[routemistress]

'Ey Admiral? New inmate. Name of Mason. This one 'ere.

Can you refit 'is cabin, please? Nice 'otel suite sort of thing, please.

[bargemods]

A properly sweet suite, or did you have a particular culture in mind?

[routemistress]

iris be drunk dialling the Admiral here.


bubble blowing thingy pls.

[ukan]

Lark has a request. Feel free to either call his bluff or deny, he's actually just testing to see what the Admiral will do...

Oh Admiral help

[theresalwayshope]

Hello, sir. Hope you're feeling better these days.

I'd like to put in a couple of small requests for one of the inmates, not mine. His name is Cold. For one thing, there's no bed in his cabin. No offense intended, but...he's being pretty genial about it, I know I'd be super pissed with no real place to sleep. It doesn't have to be anything fancy, just a regular bed...maybe a full size? Oh, with some bed linens. Again, nothing fancy.

Second thing...apparently his cabin is this really nasty looking dive bar? I'm not asking you to change it, but...could you clean it up a little? The booths are ripped, the floor looks grungy, and I haven't been in there, but it looks like it smells like stale cigarettes and spilled beer.

...oh, and one more teensy thing? Could you put a minifridge for him under the bar? You don't have to stock it, I was just hoping to treat him to a few beers now and again. Nothing in excess. And nobody likes warm beer.

Thanks in advance, sir. I'd really appreciate it.

(based on this conversation.)

[bargemods]

Quite, thank you, love.

This all seems quite reasonable. Do you think he'd enjoy any particular type of mood lighting? These supervillain sorts can be quite... theatrical.

Post-breach

[formerself]

'Scuse me, sir.

Could you, um. Send JB home, please? I chose to be here but he didn't, and...

I dunno. It just don't feel right. So if you don't mind.

Sorry to bother you again.

Post-breach

[bargemods]

Oh it's no bother whatsoever to take such a good boy out for walkies.

[fridgetothefire]

Could you please give Pietro a few sets of bedding in plain, neutral colors? Thank you.

[bargemods]

You're quite certain he wants something so.... mundane.

[no_tell_belle]

I'd like to request a taser for Omar Little.

[bargemods]

Is he testing you, sweetheart?

so belated

[orderfromchaos]

Please give Alec back his speed and enhanced senses.

[bargemods]

Picked up a pet project have you, love?

[no_tell_belle]

I'd like to request a supply of baby formula, at least for as long as little Yevgeny is on board though it probably wouldn't hurt to have some stocked in the kitchen pantry. Just in case.

[bargemods]

Who was daft enough to bring a baby on board?

Granted, goodness. [And also plenty of diapers, a baby bumper, a stroller with bulletproof paneling and mosquito netting, three pacifiers shaped like Arthas's head, and a naval-themed mobile.]

[routemistress]

'Ey Admiral lovey, 'ow's tricks? Can we 'ave a second bedroom added to our Tiffany's cabin, please?

[bargemods]

Is there a reason our Tiffany can't ask for herself?

[dreadfulboy]

Admiral! I hear you're the man in charge?

[He offers a bow, for politeness's sake.]

I want to talk to you about a deal.

[bargemods]

It's usually the other way around, petal.

[formerself]

Hello, sir.

So. Haydon turned over Ricki's cabin an' cut up most'f his shoes, smashed a couple of other things, and we ain't exactly got a Timpson's or anythin'. We're fixing up the rest of his cabin but if you could change back anything that's actually broke? Please.

...I know you don't normally do this sort of thing, but - if there's anythin' I can do for you to pay for this, then - yeah.

[bargemods]

Oh darling, you're already doing something for me. Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

Some of our visitors are rather lacking in the manners department, wouldn't you say? Dreadful.

[fridgetothefire]

An electric kettle for Ricki, please. And some of his favorite tea, if he hasn't got it already.

[bargemods]

Of course, darling.

(backdated to 8/11)

[sauntervaguelydownwards]

Hi, sweetpea;

Arthas wants his previous armory returned to him from Letty Ortiz. Seeing as he can't be trusted with it, I'm requesting his weapons be delivered to my room, to be put under lock and key until it's clear he deserves a particular item back. Don't worry, I'm not in the habit of being generous.

Ta very much.

[OOC: cleared with warden and inmate players, should mods accept it]

[bargemods]

Blah blah blah you know your responsibilities.

Consider it granted, but I really think we should do away with all sharp instruments and just hand out those foam rubber ones that are all the rage these days with the kids.

backdated: during flood

[nerzhul]

Arthas lost the Saronite armor I gave him some years ago, in your first Port.

I'd like it returned to him. It suits him better.

[He doesn't say that Saronite is psychically corrosive to everyone exposed to it. What the Admiral isn't told won't hurt him.]

A new cabin wouldn't go amiss either. The Halls of Reflection, if you would.

[bargemods]

Nice try, but I think what you're asking wouldn't really do with the whole feng shui I'm trying to achieve.

It's a no from me, darling.

[withtheoldbreed]

Archer broke a lotta stuff in T'Pol's room while he was here. Could you fix what he broke back to the way it was, please? We'd appreciate it.

[bargemods]

I could do you one better and make everything out of indestructible foam.

[routemistress]

'Ey Admiral. Can you turn Vic back into 'is normal self right now, please. Healing factor and physical strength to stay capped at human normal, but senses back to Vic-normal.

[bargemods]

Done.

You don't waste any time, do you?

[chaotica]

I'd like to request that the Infirmary have a handful of isolation rooms. For multiple reasons, actually.

First, in the event of a contagious disease, it could be useful to limit contamination.

Second, let's be perfectly honest, at the moment, if an inmate is unstable, Zero is the only option. And if said inmate has not committed an infraction, Zero is a poor option. There should be an area where inmates and wardens both can submit themselves for observation and be kept away from the general population while staying very close to medical treatment.

Third, in the event of inmates who should be in Zero but who need close medical monitoring, isolation rooms provide a zone that allows much more immediate treatment and response.

Fourth, in the event of comas, some would undoubtedly prefer to be near response but be more difficult to access than a curtained-off area of the Infirmary would allow.

The features involved should include in-room bathrooms - I would prefer a sonic shower, if only for cleaning messes, but you seem to think that's not something a prisoner should have, so I leave it in your hands. The door should lock, and should have variable settings, such that it can be made to lock from the inside or from the outside - though it should always open to wardens with medical access. The rooms should be capable of Level 10 containment, of all pathogens, and also should lack any sharp corners that can be used for self-harm. Bed, of course, as well, and space for monitoring equipment, if not monitoring equipment already installed.

- And while we're at it, can the Infirmary have its own sonic shower? That is, if you'd rather not put them in isolation rooms. Anyone who's ever worked in one knows how various bodily fluids, drugs and such can get all over everything.

[ If the Infirmary does have isolation rooms, pretend he's just asking for the features involved. ]

[fireincarnate]

And a neutraliser for one of the rooms.

[patheticvillain]

Requesting that Beyond's power be returned at full strength.

[bargemods]

Done.

[swiveleyed]

Admiral, is my old girl missing me? Sometimes she gets so lonely. Can you tell her for me that I'm thinking of her?

And I also need a metre cubed block of magnesium containing trace amounts of carbon, ammonia and mercury, buried flush with the soil in a clear space in the greenhouse.

[bargemods]

This is hardly your own postal service, Doctor.

Done, re; magnesium. But keep an eye on it; I don't want the inmates getting a hold of it. Who knows what they could do?

[routemistress]

'Ey Admiral, me again. Can you fix the damage that wanker from the flood did to our Roderick's cabin, please?

And replace the chocolates that one that came for Mello chucked over the side. Ta very much, love.

[bargemods]

Do we not have chocolates included in our standard supply runs? Hmmn. I'll have to check the stores..

Done and done. Tell Mello's new warden to teach him to be more respectful of such things.

[swiveleyed]

Admiral, if the Arcalian Castellan is in possession of any hats or collars, confiscate them. Give him a nice Herbert Johnson of Bond Street hat to replace any hats - maybe some nice classic English bowlers or something, I don't know. And some silk ties to replace the collars, in Arcalian green.

[bargemods]

Er, no, sorry. No, I don't think that would be appropriate at all.

[But you know what would be appropriate? Your own little green hat. Go wild, Doctor]