TLV - Admiral Requests

[bargemods]

ADMIRAL REQUESTS
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Post your requests to the Admiral below (and also a note if you would specifically like that request to be rejected), and we will get to them in a timely manner. All Admiral requests (with the exception of Inmate resurrections) must go through this post, and their approval cannot be handwaved. Additionally, requests will only be granted to Wardens.

Unless otherwise specifically noted, all threads on this post are considered to be Private.

Though the Barge does not speak in any traditional way and is not reachable by communicator, it is sentient, and characters occasionally reach out to it via tapping on walls in Morse Code, spelling out messages in alphabet-letter fridge magnets, and other creative methods; if your character decides to try this, those messages may be dropped here as well!

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[coffinturk]

Requesting a trial stock of bacta patches as per the medical technology available to Mitth'raw'nuruodo's society.

In addition, requesting medical and practical literature on their application, storage and medical concerns for the infirmary files.

[bargemods]

Granted, Mr. Valentine. It may take a little time to get that all together.

[Over the next day, those items will appear in the infirmary, literature first. The trial stock consists of ten bacta pads.]

[pharadyne]

[Since Malcolm brought it up....]

Cooee, Admiral, me again. Question for you: is it possible for you to undo the brainwashing Jacob Seed did to Dr. Hilbert?

[OOC: Hilbert's player doesn't want the brainwashing automatically undone.]

[bargemods]

I'm afraid it's not that easy to undo, petal.

Pre-breach request

[inthebiblicalsense]

[Abel's understanding of magic is quite shaky, though with Vaggie's suggestion being a very fair and mildly humiliating consequence to bad behavior, he feels it is important to try his hand at making unconventional requests.]

Sir, I was wanting to request a condition be put in place in the gym if at all possible.

[He typed this out, give him a second as he reads off his computer so as not to get it wrong. This is draft 4, which he believes is hopefully the final draft.]

If an unsanctioned fight occurs in the gym, then the participant, in the case of one aggressor, or participants, in the case of multiple, be transformed into small, domestic cats for an hour as consequence for breaking the zero tolerance policy for fighting, and while transformed be invulnerable to prevent further violence.

[A small pause as he makes sure that was all of it.] Is...that doable?

Re: Pre-breach request

[bargemods]

I'm afraid that would require me to keep a constant watch on the gym at all times, dear.

That's your job.

I might be able to put together a cat-transformation device for you to use. If that would suffice?

[verynormalturnipseller]

If it's possible, could I please replace my cabin with the clinic from my family home on Dafan Mountain? I'll work on stocking myself, but I'd need the apothecary cabinet, medicine brewing tools, and a sofa for visitors. Running water would be nice, too. We didn't have that, of course, but it does make things simpler...

[bargemods]

Yes, I can do that, dear.

Do you want personal quarters for yourself in there, too?

[artistinexile]

Good day, Admiral.

Thank you for directing me towards Mr. Valentine and your subsequent granting of his request, as I assume he must have made one.

I have a separate query at this time:

As no inmate graduation is standardized, owing to each journey being one of self-discovery and improvement, so too are warden demotions?

[bargemods]

I do have standards, Admiral, but individual souls are not standardized.

Are you looking for a list of rules?

[lestercraft]

Ah- excuse me, Admiral. I'd like to request that my cabin be, er. Restored- back to its previous state, a-as my old office.

And- also a gun, if that's alright. A .45, that- no-one else could use unless I give it to them willingly, w-without coercion.

[bargemods]

Granted.

Congratulations, dear.

[greenzone]

Hey boss. I'd like to give Peter back the body he prefers, so he looks like he did before.

But I'd like for any malicious choice to start turning him back into the goblin thing he is now, with the amount of the change depending on how bad whatever he does is. So on a scale of like... tripping someone to murder, with tripping someone being a tiny change and murder being a whole-ass reversal.

[bargemods]

Very well, dear. Granted.

[lost_first]

Admiral, sir

I'd like to make a few modifications to my cabin, if you please.

First off, I'd like a big sturdy fire-proof door with one of those- [ he has to poke at old breach memories that he took notes on ] with an electronic lock and two keys for it, please.

Then I'd like it to be rooms in style of those found in Dunwall, if you please: a big bedroom with a proper sized bed, a room for sitting and hosting and spending time with people that has lots of shelves and a desk or two and space for...the rat enclosure. And if the wood floors can squeak a little, it'd be best for... me, but a good comfortable rug on top wouldn't hurt at all.

A lovely bathroom with a great big tub and shower, sir. And a small kitchen with one of those boxes that keeps things cold and all the fixing, please.

[ And because he knows how he'd think: ]

And if anyone's been using the space for keeping things or any such, if their things could be put in their proper room? I don't need to know about it, but best it's not in there and causing a problem.

[ ooc: to the best of my knowledge, this hasn't been done, but Jamie would think of it, so he's asking. ]

[bargemods]

I do appreciate specificity. Granted, dear.

[The two keys will show up in his pocket as the door changes.]

[greatoldjohn]

Uh... Admiral?

Could you provide me information on, um... on a government thing called 'Project Aegolius' from David's world? I got his permission to ask.

[ ...in a dream, but that's the only way David could talk about it. ]

[ ooc: player has okayed this! ]

[bargemods]

Even with permission, my dear, that's the sort of thing I reserve for a permanent warden.

[hippie_ninja]

I have a small request. Can I get two genuine Taco Bell fresh made crunchwrap supremes? I was going to ask for more so the kitchen staff can try them and know what to aim for, but if you can only do enough for me and my inmate that's fine too.

[bargemods]

... Crunchwrap...

Oh, very well. Granted.

[He'll get a small pile of them on a plate in his cabin, enough for the kitchen staff as well.]

[punched_hitler]

I'd like the specific gold coin of Sweeney's that brought Laura Moon back to life. You can put it directly in her cabin.

Not back inside her. [Just in case that's unclear.]

[bargemods]

That's-- hmm.

Are you sure? It's a powerful object.

(ooc note: if he is sure, it will be granted! this is just Admiral Due Diligence)

backdated to like. May

[brokenallthelaws]

Hey, could I get a copy of my file, from back when? I told Ilde she could have mine in exchange for me getting hers.

Re: backdated to like. May

[bargemods]

Granted.

backdated to shortly after silver's death by the barboys

[iwasrussian]

Could you please resurrect John Silver?

Re: backdated to shortly after silver's death by the barboys

[bargemods]

Granted.

[ooc; you're free to handwave inmate resurrection requests! they will always be granted and don't need to be posted here unless you want to.]

[dead_boy]

Hanna Falk Cross's cabin needs some furniture.

[Pause. Then:] Please.

He'd like a new bed including the frame, a stool, a bookshelf, a stand for his TV, and a six-foot-diameter rug with a black-and-white checkered pattern.

Is that too much?

[bargemods]

That's not too much, my dear. Granted. It might take a little time.

[The furniture will appear over the course of the day.]

[planetdialup]

Heya Admiral!

I know this is kinda a big ask- you don't have to, but it would be really nice for him, I think!

For Cloud Strife's birthday on August 11th, could he receive a birthday cake?

But not just any birthday cake. One exactly like his mom used to make!

Thanks!

[bargemods]

Yes, dear. Granted.

[punched_hitler]

[Two requests from Steve in a week, this might be a record.]

Would you change my warden item to something else?

I don't have the replacement yet but I can tell you when I do. I wanted to make sure you would, first.

[bargemods]

Yes, I can do that.

[loveisall]

Admiral, this is not a request but a question.

About Dancy. Did she go back to Hell?

[bargemods]

All lost passengers return to their original fates.

...although, I will say, Ms. Flammarion's world is more...cosmically unstable than most.

[a_titanum]

Admiral, if I could have an analog compound microscope with lenses of 100x, 400x and 1000x magnification with the means to record and export video files such that Thrawn's personal electronics can utilize them?

I'd also like to inquire as to the keys to the cybernetics maintenance area. He has a droid he'd like to work with.

[bargemods]

Hmmm.

[Yes, that supervisor did depart, didn't they -]

I encourage you to solicit among your colleagues for a supervisor. If no one qualified steps forward, perhaps we can discuss other options.

The microscope will be delivered shortly.

[howtheyshine]

Um, hi sir, could I have uh... portable stoves and wash stations and everything that you'd need to set up cooking stations on the deck?

[bargemods]

Are the kitchen's ordinary stoves insufficient for some reason?

Preemptive tag for player permission clearance to attach to.

[coffinturk]

Good afternoon Admiral.

Re: Preemptive tag for player permission clearance to attach to.

[nimbuster]

[I approve Vincent making changes to Cloud's cabin as a surprise!]

[inthebiblicalsense]

[Abel, having made the conscious effort to make himself as presentable as the lack of sleep and bags under his eyes will allow, addresses the Admiral with the same tone he always does, playing the good soldier for the show of it. His heart isn’t in it at all, but it doesn’t matter, the role comes without much effort at all.

This is where he could shove all his reaction down, standing at attention, and he can swallow down all the anger that he wants to add to every word.]

Sir, if I could request a moment of your time, I had a few questions on the acquisition of new Inmates.

[bargemods]

Alright, Рыбка.

What is it you'd like to know?

[empathicfault]

Hey, Admiral..?

Thank you. For bringing me on board. I'm glad to have a life here.

[bargemods]

...you're welcome, лапочка. You've been a delight.

[A little choked up?? Him??? Surely not.]

And congratulations.

[citizendetective]

Can I have my kitchen and living room added to my cabin, please?

[bargemods]

Of course, умняшка.

[falkeditupagain]

Hey, just reminding you that there are definitely perfectly fine unassigned Wardens on board that aren't babies that you could totally assign me to.

At this point I feel like it's intentional, and you wouldn't do that, would you? Intentionally set me up with children? And look, I get it. They need softballs sometimes, but come on. Two Nico's in a row just makes it insultingly obvious that this is entirely on purpose.

So maybe next month you could find it in your eternal heart of hearts to set me up with an Adult. Pretty please with a fucking cherry on top, or I might end up forgetting that I'm a tragically nice guy and blame my circumstances on a child instead of you.

[bargemods]

I'm going alphabetically. From the middle.

[heyboss]

Admiral,

Nana would like a frog, please. And she has...[The sound of shuffling paper.]...given me a list of all the things it might need.

[Which he manages to read, sounding more and more baffled.]

Do people keep frogs as pets?

I don't - I kept them in a shoebox until I was forced to let them go.

Are these real supplies for a frog?

[bargemods]

They do, petal. And those are.

Granted.