TLV - Admiral Requests

[bargemods]

ADMIRAL REQUESTS
New Admiral Request Page Found Here

Post your requests to the Admiral below (and also a note if you would specifically like that request to be rejected), and we will get to them in a timely manner. All Admiral requests (with the exception of Inmate resurrections) must go through this post, and their approval cannot be handwaved. Additionally, requests will only be granted to Wardens.

Unless otherwise specifically noted, all threads on this post are considered to be Private.

Though the Barge does not speak in any traditional way and is not reachable by communicator, it is sentient, and characters occasionally reach out to it via tapping on walls in Morse Code, spelling out messages in alphabet-letter fridge magnets, and other creative methods; if your character decides to try this, those messages may be dropped here as well!

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[neverwaitslong]

Hello, Admiral.

I don't know if the Barge likes it when I make big changes on my own, so could you please alter my cabin? Leave everything else as is, but add a balcony over the beach, so I can keep some things dry. I'd appreciate a couple of big comfortable chairs, and a lamp, and enough open space for my harp and pillows and blankets so they don't get wet. [She has too many things to fit in the waterproof trunk Warren gave her anymore. And she especially worries about the harp Sweeney gave her.]

Maybe a ramp spiraling up instead of stairs, so I can reach it even with my tail. Stairs are a challenge in that form.

[bargemods]

Hmm, yes. Granted, dear.

I appreciate your concern for the Barge's comfort.

Audio, right after the flood

[worthallthis]

Admiral, hey, we've got a whole bunch of snakes here now and nothing to feed them. Do you think we could add some dead mice to the regular vet office supplies until I can find a nice port to send them to new homes on?

Re: Audio, right after the flood

[bargemods]

As pets, yes?

[don't introduce otherworldly non native species to a local ecosystem and dip; it's bad universe-traveling etiquette--]

How many mice do you need?

[immediately following Peter's rampage]

[abyssalflames]

As his warden, I should like to request Peter's resurrection.

Re: [immediately following Peter's rampage]

[bargemods]

Granted.

Backdated a bit bc I'm good at this

[badbutsad]

Excuse me, Admiral. Would Edwin be able to have a small amount of power back? Enough to be able to heal people, a-and only heal people. If they give him permission.

Re: Backdated a bit bc I'm good at this

[bargemods]

Granted, dear.

[howtheyshine]

Admiral, uh...

[A W K W A R D.]

Someone I hurt... took the body you gave me and... threw it over the side. I... I know I'm an inmate, I know I should get a warden to ask for me but... Can-- could I have another one? I hurt him. The wardens I could ask would want to punish him, and I don't want them to.

[bargemods]

You trust them to help you, but not to respect your wishes?

[badbutsad]

Excuse me, Admiral, sir. I wanna give Edwin permission to use my world's magic glyphs.

[bargemods]

Granted, dear.

[littletonoidea]

Hey cap'n, Bright's requesting one of those weird little spirit guides the kids have? Uhhh- oh, palisman. Right, he wants one for Blitzø as well, so I'm- here I am, signing off that it's okay?

[bargemods]

Yes, very well. Granted, dear.

[viking_seer]

Good evening, Admiral, sir,

I was wondering if you could provide me a couple of tubs of meal replacement mix that doesn't taste like cardboard and a shaker cup to go with it?

[bargemods]

Granted.

[loveisall]

Admiral, Ilde has a knife in her possession that can only be used in self defense. She's worried that it doesn't actually work for magical beings - specifically creatures that lurk in shadows.

Can you tell me if the knife would work in her defense against such creatures?

[bargemods]

Well, it is a knife. Plenty of magical creatures are vulnerable to being stabbed with something or other, but others exist which are not.

The barge does not contain the particular sorts of wraiths she may have known in her homeland, but if that is insufficient reassurance, perhaps one of the magicians on board would be willing to ensorcell it for her.

[anti_altruisms]

Good day, Admiral.

Would you be so kind as to lift all restrictions on Florian's powers?

[bargemods]

Granted, dear. Best of luck.

Audio

[worthallthis]

[After this conversation, B pulls up the Admiral contact in his phone.]

Hey, uh, Admiral. I was talking with Yelena and she said something I wanted to verify? Is the Barge... uh, eating our energy? Emotional energy? From graduation?

Re: Audio

[bargemods]

Redemption is a powerful force, Зайчик.

But I certainly wouldn't say that the Barge is stealing energy from any of my passengers.

Immediately pre-breach

[littletonoidea]

Hey Captain, I just gave Allan a recorder. D'you think you could copy everything he records on it onto my computer's hard drive for me?

Re: Immediately pre-breach

[bargemods]

I can, dear. Granted.

[badbutsad]

Excuse me, Admiral.

On the breach, my, um. My other self got an engineering compass, and, uh. I was... wondering if I could get a copy of it? Please.

[IT'S WEIRD MAKING SELFISH REQUESTS]

[bargemods]

You can, dear.

Granted.

[abrightboy]

Hello Admiral. Can I request that nobody on the Barge - apart from myself - can approach Kikimora within their arms’ length?

[bargemods]

You can, dear. Granted.

(backdated)

[viking_seer]

Hey Admiral,

Could you do me a favor and make my handgun non-lethal somehow? Make it so, I don't know, the bullets will just knock someone out instead of causing an injury or killing them?

Re: (backdated)

[bargemods]

Certainly; granted.

[atowncalledtreffy]

[Sounding hungover and annoyed]

Oy.

Can I get a palisman egg?

[bargemods]

For whom, dear?

[major_rawne]

Can you bring back Avalon's shapeshifting? At least so they can get rid of their bracelet.

[bargemods]

Granted, dear.

[backdated to like. March 16th]

[brokenallthelaws]

Chase is looking to get his magic back. Is that a thing you can do?

Re: [backdated to like. March 16th]

[bargemods]

Not unless the two of you are permanently paired, my dear.

(backdated to the 10th)

[viking_seer]

[ She is not best pleased with the Admiral right now, but she's not unprofessional enough to make a point of it before she gets what she needs. She'll keep her tone professional, if a little cool. ]

Admiral: I'm going to need all previous restrictions on Dennis Collins lifted and I'd like to institute some new ones. Specifically, that any harm he attempts to do to others, at the time of or delayed, through any means, is instead inflicted on him. By which I mean: he tries to push someone over a railing, he's the one who ends up falling. He sets up a death trap? The effect goes off but it gets him instead of his target. The only exception to this rule will be in the defense of someone else. And only the defense of someone else.

I'd also like any harm, caused by this or caused directly to him, beyond a stubbed toe or a paper cut, to register on the warden item of whatever warden is responsible for him. For me, maybe... maybe change one of my charms to a butcher knife for our remaining time together.

Is that doable?

Re: (backdated to the 10th)

[bargemods]

It is. Granted, dear.

[badbutsad]

Excuse me, Admiral. I'd like to request a second blobby for Edwin, but I also need some restrictions on it.

When he's in it, he can still use the body in its entire physical capacity, but he shouldn't be able to use any of his powers, or any other powers that he could otherwise use, even ones I've given him. And I want his crown to stay attached to it until I personally remove it.

...and it should be red. [Red's a good colour. And it distinguishes them as well.]

And... would it be possible to add something to my warden item that lets me teleport to wherever he is, whenever I want to?

[[This has been okayed OOCly by Edwin's player!]]

[bargemods]

You won't be able to teleport into anyone's room without their permission, of course. But other than that - hm. Yes, very well. Granted.

[riseunparalleled]

Hello, Admiral. Could you lift Idia Shroud's family curse for the next four days? And return his magestone for that time. Thank you. I hope you have a good day.

[agreed on ooc]

[bargemods]

Granted. Good luck.

Info Request

[lachtara]

Are you serious? You let that little shite graduate with all he has left to learn?



( He's speaking of Johann's recent graduation, of course. )

Re: Info Request

[bargemods]

I don't require my passengers to learn everything before they graduate, dear.

Only the most important lessons.

[cactusy]

Can you stop bringing in inmates without giving them the basic rundown first? It's been the direct cause of multiple massacres.

[bargemods]

Ah. You imagine my immensely reasonable manner and famed charisma will be a calming force for the new prisoners.

post pairing announcement

[iwasrussian]

I'd like you to reconsider the pairing of Yelena Belova and James Barnes.

Re: post pairing announcement

[bargemods]

I would like to see it attempted.

If, in a few months, all parties agree it is a doomed endeavor, I may reconsider then.

[ukan]

I have a list of items for Erskine.

With the caveat that his accelerator, when he finishes it, only works on people who consent to it.

[bargemods]

Granted.